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So the activist liberal judge says that Pastor Hovind owes the US Government a great deal of money - but did they count all the good he had done? Did they count the souls he helped save, and the kids he educated? Every single child who passes through Dinosaur Adventure Land gets to learn about how neo-Darwinism is a lie - would they have learnt that important message had Kent not done his best? Did they count the fact that he works for Jesus, the person who founded the USA, a higher authority than even the President? I put it to you that it is not Kent who owes the IRS, but the US government who owes Kent. But hold on a minute - didn’t the Bible say that holy people would be tested? Kent is yet another martyr for Jesus, willing to go to prison to stand up for what he thinks is right. I just know that God has a plan for him, and if that means he has to do ten years in a prison I am sure that Kent will face up to that plan with his usual dignity and moral courage. Heck, he might even get to teach some of his fellow prisoners about the exciting science of Intelligent Design - perhaps that is what God wants?

Billy Bob Neck, shelleytherepublican.com 62 Comments [4/5/2008 9:26:07 PM]
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#455851
Joe-Bob

Jesus founded the USA....ok, fuck it all. Is there a sane place in this world? Please? I need to move.

4/5/2008 9:31:04 PM
#455852
Madame Scarlet

Jesus founded the USA? Come on, nobody's that retarded.

Right?

Please?

4/5/2008 9:31:08 PM
#455856
The Watcher

"So the activist liberal judge says that Pastor Hovind owes the US Government a great deal of money - but did they count all the good he had done?"

No, because it's irrelevant.

(By the way, "Billy Bob Neck" sort of points me toward "Poe" here.)

4/5/2008 9:32:43 PM
#455857
Old Viking

Was Jesus the one in knee britches and calf-length stockings?

4/5/2008 9:34:37 PM
#455858
aaa

Poe.

4/5/2008 9:36:44 PM
#455859
Sinisterwing

I hope it's a poe.

Jesus for president '08!!!

4/5/2008 9:37:44 PM
#455862
ArmandT

Good things Kent Hovind has done:



Bad things Kent Hovind has done:
Promoting YEC and stupidity in general
Lying. A lot.
Owes the government $600,000
Snake oil salesmen-style marketing
And on and on...

4/5/2008 9:39:07 PM
#455863
Lunalelle

Hopefully Poe, but anyway...

RENDER UNTO CAESAR, BITCH!

4/5/2008 9:39:08 PM
#455869
Fanatic-Templar

Must... resist... breaking... Godwin's Law!

4/5/2008 9:40:54 PM
#455871


Jesus founded the USA?, are you saying that the country was founded 2000 years ago?. Are you saying that anybody can get away with a crime for being Christian?

4/5/2008 9:42:27 PM
#455872
CtraK

Sinisterwing - no. Krishna for President 2012...

4/5/2008 9:42:30 PM
#455873
Septic Sceptic

Yeah, I remember learning about that in school. Jesus set off looking for a better trade route to India and wound up landing in the Americas.

EDIT: Ah, 'founded' not 'found'. Well fuck you, it still makes me laugh.

4/5/2008 9:43:22 PM
#455875
apYrs

No, Hovind is in prison because he's a criminal.

The work he's done on ID and creationism is just a gratuitous asocial act: teaching fiction as fact.

4/5/2008 9:49:19 PM
#455877
cyborgtroy

He was already paid for the souls, children, and good.

He just has to give the government its share.

In fact, most of this 'good' is countering public education and really fucking up a lot of children.

We should raise his taxes for that.

4/5/2008 9:53:28 PM
#455878
toothache

Poe.

4/5/2008 9:55:02 PM
#455884
Brain_In_A_Jar

fuck it all. Is there a sane place in this world? Please? I need to move.

Possibly the ISS, but the rent's a little high at the moment.

4/5/2008 10:00:20 PM
#455887
jsonitsac

Isn't Shelly the Republican a joke site?

4/5/2008 10:11:06 PM
#455888
Dr. Hovind

satire site,its all poe

4/5/2008 10:11:51 PM
#455893
booley

I am sure they gave Hovind's contributions to mankind all the consideration they deserved.

Unfortunately, that's zero.

4/5/2008 10:16:05 PM
#455896
booley

Oh my Gods, I looked at the site.

The entire web site is a POE. It' s gotta be...

Did you see the Part about Lesbians?

4/5/2008 10:20:18 PM
#455898
Mister Spak

They probably counted all the brains he destroyed with his creation craptrap.

4/5/2008 10:22:28 PM
#455907
Nowonmai

So, let's see if I have this right. Hovind didn't pay taxes, lied to children and their families about geological history, claims his Lies are for Jesus, and you think he has done nothing wrong?

Alrighty then!

4/5/2008 10:34:08 PM
#455924
Canadiest

Someday there will be a science fiction movie biult around Hovidism.

It'll make 'Plan 9 from Outer Space' look sensible.

And this fuckhead will think it's art and reality.

4/5/2008 10:48:36 PM
#455925
Antichrist

He's broken 8 commandments for sure, and 2 I have no information about.

1. He worships the all mighty dollar
2. He's built himself up as an idol to you idiots
3. He swore on the holy bible that he would tell the truth, he lied. If that isn't taking gods name in vain, I don't know what is.
4. Okay, not sure on this one. Although I have never met a christian who does no work on the Sabbath
5. I have no idea about his parents. They may be as stupid as he is.
6. Well murdered the truth anyway.
7. I'm sure he's committing adultery with Bubba on a nightly basis
8. Oh hell he stole, and he stole bad.
9. He lied after swearing on the bible. His whole life is one giant lie
10. He covets the life of the other christian wolves. He'd take your last 10 bucks just because he could.

@ brain-in-a-jar
I'm trying to start a movement where all the rational Americans move to Canada, all the fundie Canadians move to the states, then we build a 40' brick wall. After that, we turn off all the taps (oil, water, electricity). I'm sure god will provide for them.

We just need to disarm the nuclear weapons first.

4/5/2008 10:52:31 PM
#455926
Osiris

Did they count the fact that he works for Jesus, the person who founded the USA

4/5/2008 10:54:57 PM
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