Quote# 3727

I think bees exist and flowers exist and it is quite lovely that bees can make honey from netur and I think that is the way God made it and I do not believe in some intermidiate bee or flower or nottin.

Is it possible?, TheologyOnline Forums 15 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Darwin's Lil' Girl

Yes, bees exist. So do flowers. You are now smart enough to advance to junior kindergarten. ...As unlikely as that is for a fundie.

1/2/2008 4:36:05 AM

Katsuro

Apparently though you don't believe in spell-checkers or punctuation.

1/2/2008 9:24:21 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Bee vomit is real sweet.

1/2/2008 12:27:19 PM



Well, you'd better not taste the honey you see in bottles. Nothing is what it seems.

8/28/2009 9:37:34 AM



whut

1/2/2010 5:39:31 PM

Dr. Jimes Tooper

"...and I think that is the way God made it and I do not believe in some intermidiate bee or flower or nottin.

This one actually made me chuckle. Intermediate bees are evil indeed.


7/20/2011 1:52:00 PM

Agahnim

Who's denying bees and flowers exist?

11/20/2011 4:42:33 AM

Fishape

I believe bees and flowers exist too, sweetie. Now go to sleep so you can dream of netur and honey and beating up an intermediate bee.

11/20/2011 7:34:09 AM

atheist

What you believe in or don't believe in doesn't matter a fiddler's fuck to anyone but you. Belief doesn't make something true or untrue.

11/20/2011 8:20:44 AM

Canadiest

"intermidiate bee"

Is that anything like my pet Eric, the half-a-bee? It's not on his licence.

11/20/2011 11:05:15 AM

Elia

Um, what's this got to do with anything?

11/20/2011 11:44:29 AM

Quantum Mechanic

You can't even spell nectar, moron.

Do something positive.
Die.

10/7/2012 12:58:21 AM

Justanotheratheist

Even in fundieland, some are dumber than others.

10/7/2012 1:55:08 AM

Kanna

Does your mommy know you're on her iPad?

2/3/2017 2:08:38 PM

Canadiest

There is no mystery here, that plants create nectar as part of their reproductive cycles, that bees began to use then specialize on that food base and that cross pollination was helped by this situation and we have what we have today after 1000 of thousands of years of this.

They act like this is some evolution killshot. Comfort farts this one out although corrected on it repeatedly.

2/3/2017 3:52:45 PM
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