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I think bees exist and flowers exist and it is quite lovely that bees can make honey from netur and I think that is the way God made it and I do not believe in some intermidiate bee or flower or nottin.

Is it possible?, TheologyOnline Forums 13 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Darwin's Lil' Girl

Yes, bees exist. So do flowers. You are now smart enough to advance to junior kindergarten. ...As unlikely as that is for a fundie.

1/2/2008 4:36:05 AM

Katsuro

Apparently though you don't believe in spell-checkers or punctuation.

1/2/2008 9:24:21 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Bee vomit is real sweet.

1/2/2008 12:27:19 PM



Well, you'd better not taste the honey you see in bottles. Nothing is what it seems.

8/28/2009 9:37:34 AM



whut

1/2/2010 5:39:31 PM

Dr. Jimes Tooper

"...and I think that is the way God made it and I do not believe in some intermidiate bee or flower or nottin.

This one actually made me chuckle. Intermediate bees are evil indeed.


7/20/2011 1:52:00 PM

Agahnim

Who's denying bees and flowers exist?

11/20/2011 4:42:33 AM

Fishape

I believe bees and flowers exist too, sweetie. Now go to sleep so you can dream of netur and honey and beating up an intermediate bee.

11/20/2011 7:34:09 AM

atheist

What you believe in or don't believe in doesn't matter a fiddler's fuck to anyone but you. Belief doesn't make something true or untrue.

11/20/2011 8:20:44 AM

Canadiest

"intermidiate bee"

Is that anything like my pet Eric, the half-a-bee? It's not on his licence.

11/20/2011 11:05:15 AM

Elia

Um, what's this got to do with anything?

11/20/2011 11:44:29 AM

Quantum Mechanic

You can't even spell nectar, moron.

Do something positive.
Die.

10/7/2012 12:58:21 AM

Justanotheratheist

Even in fundieland, some are dumber than others.

10/7/2012 1:55:08 AM
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