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Quote# 3728

That gives me another idea! I need a few more copies [of the RaptureReady book] to put in each of the kids rooms. They all think I am nuts. They will need them after the raptue.

Scarlet, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
WTF?! || meh

Tom S. Fox

Oh, holy fuck, RaptureReady published a book?!?

Oh, and by the way, you are nuts! The rapture won't happen!

4/12/2008 2:59:36 PM


They all think you're nuts? Sounds like a unanimous vote, and the kids are brighter than you are.

4/13/2008 3:01:23 AM


it sounds like even your kids think you're nuts...

4/13/2008 3:08:17 AM


Look the bright side. Their kids MAYBE will not grow into fundies.

5/14/2008 8:15:43 PM


Perceptive kids.

5/14/2008 8:50:19 PM


wait... either the children will "beam up" to heaven and will not need the books or they will be stuck here on earth and still wont need them, sooo what`s the point being a creep and sneak books to (smart) children not beliving in your god-thingy?

5/14/2008 8:56:59 PM


They will need them after the raptue.
Read your bible.
The rapture was supposed to already happen.

5/16/2008 6:28:00 PM


They're smarter than you are, I'll give them that.

5/25/2008 6:07:17 AM

You should be ashamed to be a parent.

10/20/2008 3:58:12 PM


She...blithely just dismissed the fact that her God would leave her kids high and dry, while they whisked precious Mommy off to la-la land. This is just...stellar.

10/20/2008 4:01:35 PM

a mind far far away

First, the fact that RaptureReady published a book, is just astounding. Second, the fact that these kids all think their mom is nuts is just priceless.

10/20/2008 4:05:47 PM

DJ Shire

Your kids are more aware of reality than you

10/20/2008 4:45:44 PM


Sounds like Scarlet needs her meds increased.

10/20/2008 5:26:55 PM

Crimson Lizard

So RR has a book. What's the big surprise? Vanity presses will publish anything you pay them to.

12/21/2014 6:06:49 AM

Americans R Fat & Dumb

Scarlet, you r 2 fat 2 get raptured.
Lose weight or else

12/21/2014 6:10:11 AM

THINK you're nuts?

I'd say they KNOW...

12/21/2014 8:10:13 AM


Smart kids.

12/21/2014 9:05:34 AM


Why? Do you think they'll run out of toilet paper?

12/21/2014 10:28:32 AM

Americans R Fat & Dumb

Raptue? LOL.

Scarlet = dumb fatass (like most Americans)

12/21/2014 10:51:37 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Frankly, Scarlet...

12/21/2014 11:37:13 AM

Americans R Fat & Dumb

One nation under McDonald`s

12/21/2014 11:44:37 AM