Quote# 3730

Why not [giants 3000 cubits high]?...do you really believe God created a puny Earth?..A puny Adam/Eve? They dig up people that are ten feet tall all the time.. look at the best built men on the face of the earth that we have right now..they are puny compared to Adam..look at our trees..they are puny compared to the first trees God created.. When God created this world the life in it was gigantic.. from the plants, to the animals.. to the humans..

katt, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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And did God also chug oceans of beer, bang goddesses and never call them, and play manly sports against Satan?

11/11/2011 7:41:08 PM

Philbert McAdamia

He was bigger than Davy Crockett, Paul Bunyan and Pecos Bill. He created everything B I G the biggest. He even created Texa...
No, that was the other guy. Never mind.

Giants 3,000 cubits tall. And they banged their heads on the firmament and knocked loose a bunch of those little lights in the night sky, and made the dents in the moon. Even the midgets were enormous back then. Atoms were the size of lemons, and the grass smelled better when you mowed.


"Your basic God is so strong - he could pick up a Buick. He could throw a boat -- over a hedge,"_______________George Carlin

11/11/2011 9:15:09 PM


Evidence, please.

11/12/2011 5:29:28 AM

All actual evidence says no.

11/12/2011 6:33:28 AM


size seems to be very important to you, feeling a little insecure?

11/12/2011 7:39:18 AM


And God came home one day and said to Mrs God....

"Honey, I shrunk the kids."


11/12/2011 11:42:52 PM



Or....how about no. There were some ancient Native American people who topped out at 7 feet...most humans to out around there are the extreme. There have been 2-3 supposed giants found, all hoaxes.

1/10/2013 2:28:38 PM


"Why not [giants 3000 cubits high]?"

- In a word, physics.

1/10/2013 4:41:14 PM


Oh, RIGHT! Those giant skeletons that the evil scientists are hiding because it proves you right, and we just can't have that. We know they exist because no one has ever seen them.

1/10/2013 4:43:14 PM

David F Mayer

No human skeleton anywhere near that size, circa 1500 meters, 15 meters, or even 5 meters, has ever been found.

A few extinct animals such as Sauroposeidon, did reach perhaps 17 meters in height, but that is about as tall as any animal can get before being crushed by gravity.

David F Mayer

1/10/2013 5:39:10 PM


He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

1/10/2013 6:28:39 PM


Still rewriting the bible? God's gonna get you for that one!

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