(Ouija boards)
It's a tool of the devil to get a hold on you. It seems so innocent, fun, but do you think satan will make things obvious? It says in the Bible that consulting the dead is VERY wrong. Don't know the verse, but stay away.
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You don't know the verse because it doesn't exist (and you don't read your bible), unless you're speaking more broadly of "witchcraft", in which case I'd like to remind you that Ouija boards are mass produces chunks of cardboard and plastic with no mystical powers.
"It seems so innocent, fun, but do you think satan will make things obvious?"
I KNOW! I KNOW!
Sunday school!
No, prayer!
Everything that is fun is religiously wrong, yet they expect everything in their religion [nbm the others] to be fun and cheerful. Geez.
"It says in the Bible that consulting the dead is VERY wrong"
I guess that means you won't be praying to Jesus anymore then? Or reading the NT to see what he had to say on various subjects?
Edit: Dman, Mattural Selection beat me to it.
Oh yes, avoid the dead! Unless you are a necrophiliac, or happen to follow that Dead guy who left his tomb. You know, the one the Romans nailed to the cross.
*sigh* Let me guess. Your brother's girlfriend's second cousin's mother-in-law, used one when she was a teenager. She summoned up an evil spirit, who threw things around the room, and her house had to be exorcised. She then became a born again christian. And now claims she was saved from the clutches of "SATANISM!!!"
Ouija boards are great to have in your office, they keep fundies out.
Garlic is to Vampires
as Ouija is to Christian Fundies
"It says in the Bible that consulting the dead is VERY wrong."
All I can imagine is Benjamin Franklin or Mark Twain or Winston Churchill (or any famous personage known for witty retorts and/or epigrams) responding to this with, "That may be true, Lisa, but it's cheap."
Sorry, got nothing else. :p
"It says in the Bible...Don't know the verse..."
I've had "Bible quotes" tossed at me that were actually from Shakespere, Chaucer, Milton and Star Wars (and more)
And somehow I'm an asshole for pointing that out.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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