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From what I've read it will get much, much worse--beastiality, and then the ultimate degradation, sex with the dead. I believe that is called necromancy.

PraznHIM24/7, Rapture Ready 46 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Will

Close, but no cigar.

5/2/2007 9:02:17 PM

Puck

Necrophilia, you cold stiff ganglion.

5/2/2007 9:42:02 PM

Puffi Urai(Proud Shintist)

..That's disturbing(and pointless-what's the point in having sex with a dead body? Doesn't respond.).

9/3/2007 10:53:47 PM

agentCDE

From what you've read? Dude, why are you examining your own used toilet paper?

9/3/2007 11:33:23 PM

anti-nonsense

No, that's called necrophilia.

Also, want some Teflon with that slippery slope?

9/3/2007 11:41:35 PM

Nick

I love the merry matter-of-factness of this post.

9/4/2007 2:07:31 AM

Freboy

Methinks Prazn is lying. I don't believe he reads.

He's also mixed sexual eduaction up with D&D.

9/4/2007 2:48:22 AM

HypnoToad

Dr. Orpheus is gonna be pissed.

9/4/2007 7:00:42 AM

Longinus

It's only necromancy if the dead body get a boner.

9/4/2007 7:51:38 PM

shriekback

No, sex with the dead is called "cracking open a cold one"

9/4/2007 10:25:15 PM

Brian X

No, that's necrophilia.

Now, your assignment, PraznHIM, is to look up the definition of "informed consent" and then copy it fifty times. Longhand.

9/4/2007 10:28:28 PM

SSJPunk

wait... is THAT what my Diablo 2 character has been doing with his revives????

No wonder they suicide themselves getting caught behind walls. I thought it was just a bad pathfinding algorithm :O

9/4/2007 11:30:52 PM

BurntBush

Why is it that fundies are always bringing up fucking animals? Is this some fundy fetish?

9/5/2007 6:12:09 AM

Jack Bauer

Necrophilia - dead boring...

9/5/2007 7:44:07 AM

Hawker Hurricane

Beastiality? Necrophilia? Add in Sadism, and you're beating a dead horse!

9/5/2007 1:31:42 PM

DinDC

Hawker Hurricane - Too Funny!

Love to chat but I gotta get back to my beastomancy and my necroality.

9/5/2007 2:29:27 PM

Anon

I actually don't think necrophilia is actually that bad. It doesn't hurt anyone.

9/7/2007 1:32:42 PM

SophieEleven

I am LMFAO at "necromancy"! AH HA HA HA! Well PrznHIM24/7, if "necromancy" is involved then at least the dead have a chance to respond and can agree to the sex. Since necromancy is the contacting or raising the spirits of the dead, and all. LMFAO!

The word you're really looking for, PraznHIM, is "necrophilia". And yes, it is disgusting and creepy. He he, silly fundie, learn to use a dictionary!


9/9/2007 8:43:00 AM

Omikron

Actually, the original meaning for necromancy was predicting the future by examining the entrails of a sacrificial animal. But it's more closely linked to raising/calling dead spirits nowadays.

12/14/2007 10:21:02 AM



It doesn't really matter what you believe, reality goes on functioning fine without you...

12/14/2007 10:31:08 AM

Grim

Necrophilia, actually.
Necromancy is signifigantly more fun, rather more risky, and an easy source of minions.

2/16/2008 1:04:14 AM

jmd1990

LOL - necromancy indeed!

2/16/2008 1:39:02 AM

Terrible Tommy Murray

No, no, no---they'll have sex with BLACK PEOPLE, that's called NEGROPHILIA!
I must wonder: RaptureReady brings up necrophilia a lot; you don't SUPPOSE---?!

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Terrible Tommy Murray
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2/16/2008 4:28:39 AM

Jesus

Not quite.

2/16/2008 5:05:09 AM

Doctor Fishcake

You need to re-evaluate your reading material. It's not doing you any good.

2/16/2008 9:40:01 AM
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