LOL you are funny. God's word always 'jives' with reality. Evolution never jives. So you believe you came from a rock I see. Hummmm reality???
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What, God's word dances round, but never occupies the same space as or supports reality! Nice analogy!
Oh, and the only time it touches reality is when it flips it!
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<<< God's word always 'jives' with reality. >>>
Oh, please. Half the time it doesn't even 'jive' with itself. And don't get me started on Genesis (one would think an event as catastrophic as a worldwide flood would leave a wee bit of geological evidence, or at least cause an interruption of our historical records from China, which continued straight through the supposed time of the Flood without so much as a single "Water rising rapidly. High ground not good enough. We're fucked.").
<<< Evolution never jives. >>>
That would explain why an entire discipline of science relies heavily - and with great success - upon it. (Without evolution, nothing we know about biology makes any sense. Yet medical science is progressing at rates never before seen.)
<<< So you believe you came from a rock I see. >>>
Not exactly. The first cell had to come from something nonliving, but chances are it was a bit more complex than a rock. And we're not talking about the first human coming directly from a rock; several different groups split off from that first cell's descendents, each of which changed gradually over time and branched out further and further.
You, on the other hand, do believe that you came from dirt. So why are you trying to pin such a position on us?
<<< Hummmm reality? >>>
You wouldn't know reality if it walked up and introduced itself.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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