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Also Dinosaurs didn't disappear. Thier are still some left hear on the earth and probaly some in the United States too.

dennis580, Christianity.com Forums 21 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Patrick

I agree. Their names are Pat Robertson and Ann Coulter.

2/2/2007 9:37:58 PM

Alena

Please be a troll, Dennis. Please. For the sake of humanity.

2/3/2007 1:43:12 AM

Conn

Heh. I WISH there were dinosaurs left.

2/9/2007 6:33:06 AM

JP

OK, you are not allowed to go to any more movies with out a parent or guardian.

2/9/2007 8:36:02 PM

adrianinflorida

I saw a documentary about this island some old British dude built. He had God take DNA of bugs and turn it into dinosaurs. Then some army guys had to come in and blow 'em up because they became infected by Satan.

2/9/2007 9:19:57 PM

Fernando

If only...

4/12/2008 7:04:07 AM

Viva

You're quite right. they evolved into birds.

4/12/2008 7:29:46 AM

Alethe

Chirp chirp chirp...

4/12/2008 7:47:31 PM

ID82

Jesus was a dinosaur

4/12/2008 8:07:49 PM

aaa

Where?

4/12/2008 8:18:39 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu

Isla Nublar and Isla Sorna are not part of the United States. Also fictitious.

4/12/2008 8:31:55 PM

Deriamis

So, the US isn't on Earth? Where is it, then?

Ohhh...that's right. You're in some bizarro universe where Earth still has dinosaurs, unicorns, and sky-fairies.

4/12/2008 9:38:04 PM

Nightboomfer

Jesus was a dinosaur


4/13/2008 6:09:13 AM

DinDC

I'm pleased to report that the T-Rex problem we've been having in our back alley has been eradicated. The dino issue here in DC is at rest. Now, if we could get some assistance with the GOP matter in the White House and on the Hill, we would really appreciate it.

Thanks!

4/13/2008 6:22:52 AM

Ericm6

You fail at everything, ever.

4/27/2009 7:20:48 PM

Quantum Mechanic

I bet they made better grades in English than you did.

4/8/2012 7:53:37 PM

Blue the Thief

@Fernando



SOON

4/8/2012 7:56:38 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Earth and the U.S.! Ya don't say.

Come to think of it . .. I heard there are some in Montana as well.
Shit. The fuckers are everywhere!
Maybe even in North America.

4/8/2012 9:05:22 PM

Big Jilm

It's totally true; I still have my Commodore 64, too!

4/8/2012 9:06:17 PM

Justanotheratheist

I've got loads of dinosaurs in my garden. I even have a dinosaur feeder hanging from one of my trees. You know them as "birds."

However, non-avian dinosaurs do seem to have disappeared, and the Jurassic Park series was not a documentary.

4/9/2012 12:38:09 AM

Doomy Doom

Barney was not a documentary, you idiot.

2/11/2013 10:32:10 AM
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