I think we may be very close. My heart cries harder and harder for Christ to have me and for Justice to serve. I have seen firsthand some supernatural events that make me think we are very close right at the door even.
1.In December 06 I say a huge flash of blue light in the sky in the dark of morning on the way to work and thought it was a nuclear attack but I was told Blue is the color of GOD and may have been a sign of Heaven trying to awaken my spirit at the time.
We are in some seriously trying times where people have abandoned Love for Lust and Care for Hatred Service for God to Service for self....
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"In December 06 I say a huge flash of blue light in the sky in the dark of morning on the way to work and thought it was a nuclear attack but I was told Blue is the color of GOD and may have been a sign of Heaven trying to awaken my spirit at the time"
"I have seen scripture on my wall at home(isaiah 10) and GOD has revealed which part of Isaiah and gave me 2 other scriptures on my baptism night Isaiah 10:16-24 Psalm 32, Psalm 49:15"
"We are in some seriously trying times where people have abandoned Love for Lust and Care for Hatred Service for God to Service for self..."
"[...] I was told Blue is the color of GOD and may have been a sign [...]"
Yes. A sign of something serious. You should see a doctor.
"2.I have been attacked frequantly by demons from my past life of self and it carries into my life with Christ but less frequent and less powerful. alot of spiritual activity going on these days. There have been more sightings in 2007 for UFOs than ever recorded which I believe UFOs are the Devils work manifest."
I must confess that I'm a bit jealous that only you religious nuts get visited by demons and such. I can't say I'm quite sure how you link UFO sightings with Satan though.
Aside from the first sentence has fuck all to do with the second. You know that's bad form, right?
"3. I have seen scripture on my wall at home(isaiah 10) and GOD has revealed which part of Isaiah and gave me 2 other scriptures on my baptism night Isaiah 10:16-24 Psalm 32, Psalm 49:15"
Hallucinating and seeing flashes of light, whatever their color, are signs of serious problems. Don't talk to your pastor/priest/preacher/whoever, just go to a neurologist. Quick.
"My heart cries harder and harder for Christ to have me"
Why do I think what he meant to say was:
"Have me Jesus! Harder! Harder!"
Like we were in trying times 100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, 800, 900, 1000, 1100, 1200, 1300, 1400, 1500, 1600, 1700, 1800, 1900 and 2000 years ago.
Well, the writing is on the wall around this ghetto, too, it's called grafitti, and some of it is put there by a guy named Jesus. It's pronounced haySOOS and there's actually a lot of them. Most of it tells us all to get fucked, though I've also seen 'eat shitte', and 'get futch', not sure of the religious meaning in those, but it's nice to see the young involved - in the meanest part of town I saw 'poop' spray painted on a block wall, and 'heck' in the middle of the street in silver paint. I don't know who uses silver, if God is using blue --- Mormons, maybe? Heck and poop sounds like Donnie & Marie invaded.
You do know there is medication for symptoms like these, right?
But I'll just bet you love your little delusions waaaaay too much to take meds that would make them go away, even if it meant that you'd be sane.
More sightings of UFO's in 2007 than ever?. How old are you?. The boom of the UFOs was in the fourties. In fact, UFOs sell less than ever, according to experts in sociology. Now people are more interested in Da Vinci codes.
1) You saw some lightning, a completely natural event.
2) You really should not lie.
3) More likely, you have some Bible-thumping taggers in your neighborhood.
Get over yourself. Your imaginary friend cares only about you.
1. Two obvious explanations: lighting or the very rare ball lightning. Neither of which are supernatural.
"1.In December 06 I say a huge flash of blue light in the sky in the dark of morning on the way to work and thought it was a nuclear attack but I was told Blue is the color of GOD and may have been a sign of Heaven trying to awaken my spirit at the time."
"2.I have been attacked frequantly by demons from my past life of self and it carries into my life with Christ but less frequent and less powerful. alot of spiritual activity going on these days. There have been more sightings in 2007 for UFOs than ever recorded which I believe UFOs are the Devils work manifest."
"3. I have seen scripture on my wall at home(isaiah 10) and GOD has revealed which part of Isaiah and gave me 2 other scriptures on my baptism night Isaiah 10:16-24 Psalm 32, Psalm 49:15"
Osiris: I have this theory that a lot of the time they just make the stories up. Part to fit in, part to give each others hope, part because it's what a lot of people do when confronted with incredible stories - they build on them, expand them, and most importantly, make themselves part of them.
It would be very interesting to see just what percentage of the Rapture Ready Death Cult(tm) suffer from psychotic illnesses as opposed to the percentage of the population as a whole.
I have a suspicion it would be much higher per capita in Fundyworld than the general population.
The question is whether individuals were attracted to the fundy ethos because they were already having severe psychological problems, or whether the surrounding nutjobbery later triggered a psychotic break in susceptable individuals.
If the fundies weren't so afraid of scientists, it would make a good area of study for someone's PhD. (the real sort of PhD, not the Hovind-style faux-PhD)
Hallucinations for Jesus, and...
"My heart cries harder and harder for Christ to have me"
Sexual fantasies OF Jesus!
You really can't much more fundie than that...
That blue flash was the rapture, you were LEFT BEHIND BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why is it demons never pester anyone except raving fundies?
Seriously, UFO's?
3. Is either psychosis, or lying for Jesus.
@ #495311
1. Since when do nuclear weapons flash blue?
2. Satan is a martian?
3. I'm sorry, what are you trying to say? People breaking into your house just to staple bible quotes to your walls? What?
Also is "GOD" some sort of new organization? I mean, I've heard of God. But I've never heard of "GOD".
General Opinion Dudes? "Just give us a call, see if we care!"
Your past life?
Blasphemer!
@Antichrist, Osiris, et al:
I completely agree.
In my personal experience with the Pentacostal church, I've noticed a lot of devoted handwringers and attention hounds. I listened to a series of tapes recorded in one church of purportedly "prophetic visions" experienced by the members. They ended up being recordings of 40-60 year old women recounting their religious dreams, and offering "interpretations" of the meaning of said dreams.
It didn't take long to see that this was a clique that progressively tried to outdo each other with each new recording, as it was the same three or four women cutting new tracks.
Stuff like, "Jesus gived my the magic strawberry,and when I tried to eat it, a demon in a black mask with gold stripes shot me with a bow and arrow. I take this in my heart to mean that much trying times is ahead..." ad nauseum. Rubbish.
Oh yes, there are a lot of people who have abandoned "feed the poor and heal the sick", and now only focus only on enriching themselves at the expense of the less fortunate. They fought (and are fighting) very hard to keep out the very weak step towards universal healthcare called Affordable Care Act, or Obamacare.
Sure, we're very close; any millennium now...
we may be very close
...and nearly a decade later, no J-boy blowing his horn, going down and sucking you lot off.
In between then and now, Harold Camping got the hint: and a stroke did for him.
But whatever works in keeping that nasty thing called Reality at bay, while you're living in that rusted old U-Boat named HMS Dunning-Kruger in a certain river in Egypt, eh Ruptured Retards...?!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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