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Well I went out to eat with my boyfriend last night and I presented the question to him 'why exactly do you not believe in dinasaurs'? He stated because he does not understand why God would make something just to turn around and destroy it.

onfireforGod, Christianity.com 18 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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GigaGuess

So he's presented that situation (With a shwack of fossils to back up their existence) and refuses to believe in the DINOSAURS?! *facepalm*

1/22/2008 7:54:27 PM



Like Adam and Eve and Satan.

7/26/2008 2:58:55 AM

Darwin

Dump the idiot, NOW!

7/26/2008 4:23:45 AM

Canadiest

Ever hear of Noah?

7/26/2008 12:55:51 PM

rubber chicken

Tell him that unless he begins to use his brain for something other than preventing his skull from caving in, you will leave him and he'll have to go back to full time masturbation.

7/26/2008 2:41:27 PM

Cabraxas

Oh,,, you mean like he created the world and all the people in it,,,, and then destroyed it all with a flood ?

The reason he doesn't believe in dinosaurs (despite being able to see their remains in a thousand museums) is called "willful ignorance". Please tell me he's now your 'ex-boyfriend'.

7/26/2008 3:25:36 PM

Mandy

But don't fundies believe God made humans just to turn round and destroy most of them?

7/26/2008 3:51:56 PM

JSS

So I'd imagine he doesn't believe in the book of revelation either, or the lake of fire for that matter.

12/4/2009 2:04:07 PM

Dr. Shrinker

I don't understand that either. That's part of why I don't believe in gods.

12/4/2009 2:55:05 PM

FSMpirate

Doesn't... believe... in dinosaurs.

Oh, that's right. Satan put all the fossils there to trick us! He's so sneaky!

12/4/2009 3:06:01 PM

Angua

But what about the apocalypse? Didn't God ultimately create the whole world in order to destroy it?

12/4/2009 10:24:24 PM



Please, please, please DON'T screw this guy. His gene pool needs to stop.

12/5/2009 5:47:56 AM

Swede

He didn't just turn around and destroy it. He let them roam the earth for a few hundred million years first.
Much, much longer than this little experiment with "humans" apparently will be. We seem to be very eager to destroy ourselves, with all our religion-based wars and enmities.

12/5/2009 8:48:27 AM

Quantum Mechanic

So you date morons?

12/21/2011 7:17:11 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Well I went out to eat with my boyfriend last night and I presented the question to him 'why exactly do you not believe in dinasaurs'? He stated because he does not understand why God would make something just to turn around and destroy it."

And similarly, we Atheists do not understand why a 'God of unconditional Love' would make millions of people just to turn around and drown all, save eight, of them.

Now you know why the actor/producer/director/fundraiser/Atheist George Clooney was voted "Sexiest Man Alive". Twice.

You do the maths, dear.

12/21/2011 8:53:05 AM

Dr.Shrinker

He obviously never read about David and Bathsheeba's love child

1/2/2012 12:44:19 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Find another boyfriend.


7/31/2012 3:02:47 PM

Blarghonius

Oh, the irony... Surely God would never create humanity then kill all but eight people.

7/31/2012 4:16:25 PM
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