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Well I went out to eat with my boyfriend last night and I presented the question to him 'why exactly do you not believe in dinasaurs'? He stated because he does not understand why God would make something just to turn around and destroy it.

onfireforGod, Christianity.com 18 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#388228
GigaGuess

So he's presented that situation (With a shwack of fossils to back up their existence) and refuses to believe in the DINOSAURS?! *facepalm*

1/22/2008 7:54:27 PM

#602334


Like Adam and Eve and Satan.

7/26/2008 2:58:55 AM

#602385
Darwin

Dump the idiot, NOW!

7/26/2008 4:23:45 AM

#602556
Canadiest

Ever hear of Noah?

7/26/2008 12:55:51 PM

#602590
rubber chicken

Tell him that unless he begins to use his brain for something other than preventing his skull from caving in, you will leave him and he'll have to go back to full time masturbation.

7/26/2008 2:41:27 PM

#602603
Cabraxas

Oh,,, you mean like he created the world and all the people in it,,,, and then destroyed it all with a flood ?

The reason he doesn't believe in dinosaurs (despite being able to see their remains in a thousand museums) is called "willful ignorance". Please tell me he's now your 'ex-boyfriend'.

7/26/2008 3:25:36 PM

#602611
Mandy

But don't fundies believe God made humans just to turn round and destroy most of them?

7/26/2008 3:51:56 PM

#1066540
JSS

So I'd imagine he doesn't believe in the book of revelation either, or the lake of fire for that matter.

12/4/2009 2:04:07 PM

#1066545
Dr. Shrinker

I don't understand that either. That's part of why I don't believe in gods.

12/4/2009 2:55:05 PM

#1066548
FSMpirate

Doesn't... believe... in dinosaurs.

Oh, that's right. Satan put all the fossils there to trick us! He's so sneaky!

12/4/2009 3:06:01 PM

#1066630
Angua

But what about the apocalypse? Didn't God ultimately create the whole world in order to destroy it?

12/4/2009 10:24:24 PM

#1066667


Please, please, please DON'T screw this guy. His gene pool needs to stop.

12/5/2009 5:47:56 AM

#1066681
Swede

He didn't just turn around and destroy it. He let them roam the earth for a few hundred million years first.
Much, much longer than this little experiment with "humans" apparently will be. We seem to be very eager to destroy ourselves, with all our religion-based wars and enmities.

12/5/2009 8:48:27 AM

#1359521
Quantum Mechanic

So you date morons?

12/21/2011 7:17:11 AM

#1359559
Anon-e-moose

"Well I went out to eat with my boyfriend last night and I presented the question to him 'why exactly do you not believe in dinasaurs'? He stated because he does not understand why God would make something just to turn around and destroy it."

And similarly, we Atheists do not understand why a 'God of unconditional Love' would make millions of people just to turn around and drown all, save eight, of them.

Now you know why the actor/producer/director/fundraiser/Atheist George Clooney was voted "Sexiest Man Alive". Twice.

You do the maths, dear.

12/21/2011 8:53:05 AM

#1362542
Dr.Shrinker

He obviously never read about David and Bathsheeba's love child

1/2/2012 12:44:19 PM

#1429789
Quantum Mechanic

Find another boyfriend.


7/31/2012 3:02:47 PM

#1429806
Blarghonius

Oh, the irony... Surely God would never create humanity then kill all but eight people.

7/31/2012 4:16:25 PM
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