I am the Law givva!!!
The pure and true internet laws:
LAW 1. : EVERY time a real born again Christian speaks against any left wing policy/thought/idea they will be labeled with the word "HATE" instantly, or somewhere in the thread.
This Law will be hereby and forever known as Shield Of Faith's Law #1. Or Shields Law #1. Or SOF's Law #1.
LAW 2. : EVERY time a real born again Christian creates a thread, or makes a post that deals with a very right wing topic, they are instantly labeled as a POE! This will occur within two or three posts, or at least somewhere in the thread.
This Law will hereby and forever be known as Shield Of Faith's Law #2. Or Shields Law #2. Or SOF's Law #2.
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I am the Law givva!!!
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We calls 'em like we sees 'em...
The copious amount of insanity and hate ShieldOFaith brandishes on the interwebs doesn't help his cause any, certainly.
"I am the Law givva!!!" (insane ramblings continue)
...If you stroke your own ego any harder, you're gonna go blind. o.o
StinkOfFarts strikes again.
Protip: "Right wing" is buffoonery, sort of Comedie Noir, and always elicits laughter (even if bitter or ironic, it is still laughter).
"I am the Law givva!!!"
STFU
"LAW 1. : EVERY time a real born again Christian speaks against any left wing policy/thought/idea they will be labeled with the word "HATE" instantly, or somewhere in the thread."
Not any left-wing policy, but the cool ones like equality and tolerance.
"LAW 2. : EVERY time a real born again Christian creates a thread, or makes a post that deals with a very right wing topic, they are instantly labeled as a POE! This will occur within two or three posts, or at least somewhere in the thread."
....
"I am the Law givva!!!"
FFS STFU B4 I KILL SUM1
Wait, is he actually saying it's the lawthat we're REQUIRED to say "real born again Christians" are full of hate?
Or is he just confusing different concepts of the term "Law"? I mean "Laws" that simply describe observed phenomena are not "given".
Yeah, "LAW 2" rather contradicts "LAW 1" anyway, since no one believes POEs are actually filled with hate. That's the whole point of a poe.
This makes me want to acquire a powered exoskeleton and rip ShieldOfFaith's stupid fucking head off.
In other news, "* ** *** *** *****" is the most obnoxious 5 words that, when spoken with exclamation in my presence, will get you killed.
He's right on with law#2. It's impossible to tell the difference between someone making up stupid stuff to make fundies look bad and real fundies saying things in all seriousness.
And he resembles an orangutan.
SoF wouldn't know "left-wing" if it bit him in the ass. Hell, he thinks the U.S. Democratic party is "leftist"...though, admittedly, many Dems also seem to think so.
I like his built-in True Scotsman failsafe. If a Christian posts something on the web and is not persecuted, he wasn't a 'True Christian' to begin with and doesn't count.
Persecuted (ie. attacked for hate speech/called as Poe) --> True Christian. Law strengthened.
I think your just a hate filled Poe .No I don't really think your a hateful Poe .What I think you are or sound like is just a run of mill typical , jerk off fundie idiot who has no clue or even inkling has to what a poe realy is .
The only "Law of the Internet" was decreed through a web comic:
"If it exists, there's porn about it."
Now stop with the insanity, already!
Wasn't the line "I am the Law Givva!!!" from the Toyota Tundra commercial spoof of WarCraft where the guy in the truck jumps into the Dragon's mouth and bursts out of the chest with the Dragon's heart in the bed?
Pretty lame and transparent attempt at originality.
Some things fundies don't have or understand-
Sarcasm
LAW 1: a fundie may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
There you got the 3 laws of fundie-tics. And if you recognize them, you're as big a geek as I am.
No ShieldOFail, you are a deluded, egotistic and a very possibly psychotic individual who hasn't realized he needs to shut the hell up.
You're like a parrot; repetitive, annoying and yet full of lulz at the same time.
*sigh* My internet law catches on, and now we have a pretender to the throne.
Even I have to tell Shield to aim higher if his ambition is to be like me... ;)
He forgot to mention the Universal rule: If you run around anywhere (especially on the net) spewing hate, acting like a 5 year old, mucking up grammar and basic English, acting so inanely that people can't believe you're for real, and just generally being an ass, people who actually do know their stuff, can speak and write, who aren't hate-filled fools, and use their brains for more than keeping their ears apart will call you on your behavior.
One, trying to sound like a black rapper doesn't give you extra brownie points. Second, those are not "laws" you're given. Those are experiences you have lived because you ashame any living human being, Christian or not.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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