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Many women have their hair cut short for ease of care (selfish reasons) and it is so short it violates God's commands about women's hair.
Parallax Christian Discussion
[8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Well, women *are* much more adorable with long hair, ya know. I guess that means women cutting their hair is a sin against adorableness...
1/27/2006 4:26:27 PM
I've always thought it a truly weird concept for God to have a dress code.
1/27/2006 4:46:15 PM
Uhhh. I have short hair, (mad professor-style because it looks like a bloody lions mane any longer than three inches) and I'm a woman. Does that make me a sinner because 'God' gave me bad hair?
That said, it makes it easier to get a motorcycle helmet on and off if I'm not tucking in ass-length hair. Because you know, a motorcycle courier has to ride to get paid. Think of the possibilities and time/effort/utilities/cash saved if a woman does not have to spend three hours washing, combing and drying her hair.
Whee! Liberalism is fun!
3/1/2008 6:00:44 PM
Carrion Crow, my beard is longer than your hair ;)>
3/1/2008 6:54:23 PM
I can't imagine why the creator of the ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE would give a flying fuck about how I choose to style my hair, even if he/she/it existed.
3/1/2008 7:34:41 PM
I'm a woman with short hair for ease of care. I don't really see why anyone should care, let alone the creator of the entire universe as you claim.
3/1/2008 9:28:50 PM
Meanwhile, I'm a man with long hair, for ease of styling. I don't have to spend half an hour and a quarter pound of gel locking it into place when a gumband will do the job.
Is that a violation of God's commands about men's hair? Especially combined with shaving my face?
3/1/2008 11:17:11 PM
Well I'm a guy and I have long hair. Does it mean I hate God? No, it means I like Rush and Iron Maiden.
3/1/2008 11:47:37 PM
Stop breathing. You're selfishly wasting the air around you.
3/2/2008 1:41:05 AM
i'm 50, long haired male since my teens. Except for the odd person I don't hear much about it. I think it's a good human-mindset test: People who think it's an issue, or that they have any say about it are just difficult people to deal with on any subject.
I prefer long hair on woman but it's got nothing to do with me, even my wifes hair.
Your God doesn't even exist and he's still a dick.
3/2/2008 3:09:40 PM
If Audrey Hepburn violates God's commandments we change God's commandments.
3/2/2008 5:18:05 PM
Now which one of the 613 commandments does THAT violate? CITATION NEEDED!
3/2/2008 7:24:23 PM
lol that has to be the stupidst thing i've ever heard
3/7/2008 5:24:36 PM
I too want to write a law that forces all women to dress and behave the way I want them to...
No, that would be boring.
3/7/2008 6:21:18 PM
Why would God care what length a Woman's hair is? Why would he care who I fuck? Why does any of the minutia of my insignificant life (In the eyes of an immortal, omniscient, omnipresent being, of course) or anyone else's make any nevermind to him? Seriously!
3/7/2008 6:21:43 PM
Heaven has a dress code?
3/25/2008 10:04:35 AM
Tormentor of Religion
Well, I have a friend who cut her hair so it wouldn't get torn off in Aikido... oh, wait, I forgot, women are supposed to rely on men for protection. And yet these people claim they're not animals...
4/2/2009 7:40:21 AM
Some of them even shave. Yep, going straight to hell for that one.
4/2/2009 7:41:26 AM
1. Living by a biblical dress code is stupid.
2. I don't know why anyone thinks that short hair is easier. You have to wash it and blow dry it and style it every single day. With long hair, you can skip washing it if you don't have the time or facilities and just put it up in a ponytail. Easy peasy.
4/2/2009 7:43:25 AM
I keep my hair short because I've deterioration in my neck. So up yours!
4/2/2009 9:15:15 AM
aww, but short hair is cute
4/2/2009 10:29:16 AM
Wait, wait, wait, waaait a minute! How short is too short? Bible book and verse, translated in metric system, pleas.
P.s. I prefer medium long hair in women. Easy to raise as to kiss the neck, but long enough to cover it from behind. Shoulder length? /end hairy talk
4/2/2009 12:58:26 PM
Yeah, selfish bitches! How dare you live the way you want!
9/8/2011 4:20:19 PM
Yep, that's right up there with the biggest problems facing our planet. If you're a dumbass fundie, that is.
It's entirely up to a woman to decide how she wants to wear her hair and for what it's worth I've seen some incredibly hot women with short hair. If god doesn't like it, tough shit.
9/9/2011 1:16:18 AM
"Many women have their hair cut short for ease of care (selfish reasons) and it is so short it violates God's commands about women's hair."
9/9/2011 2:24:09 AM