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One should love their slave

PIANOMANONE, Parallax Christian Discussion 14 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
WTF?! || meh
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Huffers

kinky

1/22/2006 7:25:12 PM

Crosis

One shouldn't have slaves.

1/23/2006 7:29:30 AM

Rahab

Damn straight!

- Thomas Jefferson

1/27/2007 12:45:42 AM

socktree

Christian BDSM?

1/27/2007 6:38:42 AM

cerebulon

Wow, that's kinky.

1/27/2007 6:42:02 AM

CousinTed

Is this a fundie quote...Or an excerpt from the dominatrix manuel?

1/27/2007 8:13:02 AM

Beccs

You like whips and chains, huh?

1/29/2007 3:15:35 AM

Justanotheratheist

Kinda contradictory, wouldn't you say?

9/23/2012 2:51:52 AM

Dr.Shrinker

Slaves are, by definition, property. If you believe that one should love one's property, Jesus has a few things to tell you.

Oh wait, I keep forgetting, as a Christian you couldn't care less what Jesus had to say.

9/23/2012 6:54:14 AM

Filin De Blanc

Do BDSM God's way!

9/23/2012 7:08:25 AM

Some Christian Anon

While that would be great if a slave owner actually treated their slaves with the respect they deserve, or the basic needs they have, everyone knows that most slave owners could care less if their slaves died all at once in the middle of the dang property (well, they might, but most that own that many could replace the staff easily with more slaves). Hence, one should just not bother with this slave business.

11/10/2015 1:11:03 PM

KingOfRhye

I can't argue with that.

Oh wait, I thought this was from some sort of BDSM discussion....or is it?

11/10/2015 3:07:01 PM

Anon-e-moose

You are now hearing in your mind "The Masochism Tango" by Tom Lehrer.

...manually.

11/10/2015 6:32:04 PM

rubber chicken

If you love them, set them free.

11/10/2015 7:46:25 PM
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