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now if you asked Jesus to watch tv with you,i believe He would.many a time was watching m.a.s.h. and Jesus and i laughed...

dew, Christianity.com Forums 5 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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Julian

Was that because the women wore PANTS?

6/30/2006 7:47:16 AM

szena

Last time I did that he wouldn't let go of the remote. He kept switching to a wrestling match when I wanted to watch Fox News.

3/23/2008 12:36:39 PM

F

"God is my co-couch potato!"

Odd he would mention M*A*S*H ... one episode had a patient who thought he was Jesus...


3/23/2008 2:07:16 PM

Philbert McAdamia

I watch COPS with the devil now and again - the fucker always flips to Jerry Falwell, or one of those, chanting jer-REE - jer-REE. Asshole. Leaves burn marks on my sofa, too.

3/23/2008 2:48:19 PM

Caustic Gnostic

I'd rather have Aphrodite on my couch, and we'd be watching...umm...

3/23/2008 4:37:42 PM
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