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Maybe God told other men to build similar arks around the world and contain all of the local wildlife on many arks rather than every animal on the Earth on one ark.

Aqua_Raptor, BlizzForums 5 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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tehcrzy

The bibble says one ark!!!11!!! (or a helluva lot of Noahs)

2/12/2008 4:47:19 PM

AnnaBanana

Yeah! You Aqua_Raptor are a prophet!

tehcrzy, don't you know that the bible is written by men and the god of the bible works in mysterious ways?

2/12/2008 5:03:11 PM

Deriamis

Except that your Wholly Babble specifically states that only one Ark was built and that Noah (and whatever family he was allowed to keep) were the only humans to survive.

Seriously, did you even read it? Or are you just making shit up?

2/12/2008 5:24:47 PM

Caustic Gnostic

My money's on the idea that maybe he didn't.

2/12/2008 5:32:39 PM

Tomby Stone

Yeah maybe God told all of these other people all over the world who he'd never spoken to before and who weren't his chosen people, these people whom he was going to damn to eternal suffering just because he created them and then decided not to choose to offer them salvation. He asked a bunch of these people if they would mind building boats big enough to contain every species on their continent, gather up at least two of every animal and get them onto the boat. Maybe he didn't mention this in the Bible and just pretended he only asked one guy to make it a little easier for us to read. Yeah you would disagree with that because you believe in evolution which is just a theory, you people don't even have a fossil of every single animal that ever existed.

2/12/2008 5:48:45 PM
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