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And yes you are right, I don't know enough yet. I have a good start, but no, I don't know enought yet to wage all out war on evolution. That's why I said I'd be back. I'm going to learn more, research more, read more, write more, shread the paper apart myself, re-write, reinforce and then do it all over again until I have a case good enough to stump you. You want to know how hard this Imperial Smackdown will be? If I can do all I set out to do, it's going to rock the very foundations of Darwin's theory. Creation is the true story, I know that, and I know because it is true, there is proof for it, I just need to find that proof, and I fully intent to.

1SuprJesusFreak, Kyle Givler Teens' Board 19 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Your big brother

Will not. Cus when you do all that reading I bet, since it seems you can spell and form coherent sentences yourself, that you will not be wanting to anymore. So bring it. Just don't go cryin' to mom like you usually do.
-vc

6/9/2007 4:46:40 PM

Laurel

Oooh, reality is trembling in its boots.

6/10/2007 5:32:43 AM

aaa

If.

9/8/2009 5:55:03 AM

ChrisInManc

I feel an Imperial Google Search coming on...

9/8/2009 5:57:55 AM

David B.

[6 years and counting...]

9/8/2009 6:30:00 AM

Chris

"Creation is the true story, I know that, and I know because it is true, there is proof for it, I just need to find that proof, and I fully intent to".

Yeah well good luck with that...I won't be holding my breath until you return if that's alright with you.

9/8/2009 7:59:47 AM

EvoPagan

SuperFreak is still working on this, I assume.

9/8/2009 8:09:30 AM



Good for you.

You won't succeed, but this is the attitude that creationists should have, finding evidence and learning rather than using fake logic.

Still, if more people did things like this, we wouldn't have fundies to laugh at anymore.

2/25/2011 4:53:20 PM

katie5000

If I can do all I set out to do, it's going to rock the very foundations of Darwin's theory. Creation is the true story, I know that, and I know because it is true, there is proof for it, I just need to find that proof, and I fully intent to.

Or you'll find the evidence, become a non-believer, and be back with a different screen name. There's always that. >_>

2/25/2011 6:07:57 PM

Saringuy

'I don't know enough yet'

a few lines later...

'I know that'

It takes a special kind of ignorance to admit that you're ignorant in one sentence, and later on forget all about that and prove again that you're just gonna stay ignorant.

1/19/2013 4:30:37 PM

Dr.Shrinker

I wonder how far he got on his rebuttal.

1/19/2013 5:21:10 PM

Swede

Is he still searching, or has he found so much evidence in favor of evolution, and none in favor of creationism, that he has finally accepted the truth?

1/20/2013 1:22:53 AM

Justanotheratheist

I could have saved this idiot the trouble. The only "proof" of creation is found in the bible, and that ain't worth shit.

1/20/2013 1:37:30 AM

rubber chicken

We'll be here waiting.

1/20/2013 2:02:01 AM

Canadiest

Go for it. Here's something that'll speed your endevour. No collecting bullshit from creationist literature and sites, we've seen it all. However study Kent Hovinds works as he HAS collected all the creationist bullshit and you'll immediately have hundreds of thourally debunked crationist claims you can't use.

1/20/2013 8:26:12 AM

Quantum Mechanic

This is going to be worth a good laugh.

3/12/2015 1:13:25 PM

freako104

Did he ever do it?

12/8/2015 10:21:45 PM

KingOfRhye

Imperial Smackdown? Is that like Imperial Raw?

12/9/2015 10:49:19 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I don't know enought yet to wage all out war on evolution. That's why I said I'd be back."

"You want to know how hard this Imperial Smackdown will be? If I can do all I set out to do, it's going to rock the very foundations of Darwin's theory."

In the yellow corner, one super Jesus FAIL. In the grey foundations of Westminster Abbey...:



Darwin wins by three falls, two submissions, a knockout, a judge's decision (Kitzmiller vs. Dover), a shitload of evidence, a kick in the bollocks, and the basis of modern Protestant Christianity - the Church of England - admitting that they have no problem with his proof: and he's dead.

12/9/2015 6:33:27 PM
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