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I believe that witchcraft is real. Before I came to the Lord I practiced black magic, mind control and transcendental meditation... All of these powers are linked directly to demonic spirits. I had actual conversations with demons.

ladyepiskopos, Theology Web 15 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
WTF?! || meh


Lying for your little tyrant in the sky again?

6/12/2008 10:28:55 PM


pics or it didn't happen

2/20/2009 2:31:08 AM


Those demons, they're a funny bunch aren't they? Losers.

2/20/2009 4:34:28 AM


My parents told my sister and me there was no such thing as witches when we saw "The Wizard of Oz" once. I think I may have been about 5. If a 5-year-old knows there's no such thing as witches, what's your excuse? I assume you're not 7 or so.

2/20/2009 4:57:07 AM

Mr. Creazil

That is called "schizophrenia."


2/20/2009 3:06:55 PM


You are also a loon.

2/20/2009 3:13:48 PM


I bet you still have conversation with imaginary entities. How is what you claim to have done any different from having conversations with "Gawd"?

2/20/2009 3:17:40 PM

Mr. Vorhias

You clearly didn't. Bugger off, you.

2/20/2009 4:51:23 PM


Did the demons say, "Duuuuuude, like, Joey musta cut that weed with some heavy shit, man!"?

12/16/2009 5:56:54 AM



12/16/2009 6:25:30 AM

I'm a white mage.

9/18/2011 10:32:23 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"I believe that witchcraft is real."

And you're full of shit.

Make the universe a better place, kill yourself.

10/5/2011 7:05:03 PM

Professor von SCIENCE!!!

I did once successfully summon a demon but that was through an interdimensional portal and he said he was a "Goth" which I assume was a specific sub-type of demon.

7/3/2014 9:12:24 PM


How come only future ex-atheists get initiated into all this black magic and demonic possessions?
Why is it never ex-Christians spouting this nonsense?

7/4/2014 4:36:12 AM

You do know that just because you believe it, that has nothing at all to do with whether or not it's actually true, right? So why don't you go talk to James Randi, prove it, and collect your $1,000,000. Or do you already have enough money?

Put up or shut the fuck up.

7/4/2014 4:56:27 AM