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I believe that witchcraft is real. Before I came to the Lord I practiced black magic, mind control and transcendental meditation... All of these powers are linked directly to demonic spirits. I had actual conversations with demons.

ladyepiskopos, Theology Web 12 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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bitterlycynical

Lying for your little tyrant in the sky again?

6/12/2008 10:28:55 PM

Porter

pics or it didn't happen

2/20/2009 2:31:08 AM

Mitch

Those demons, they're a funny bunch aren't they? Losers.

2/20/2009 4:34:28 AM

Moondog

My parents told my sister and me there was no such thing as witches when we saw "The Wizard of Oz" once. I think I may have been about 5. If a 5-year-old knows there's no such thing as witches, what's your excuse? I assume you're not 7 or so.

2/20/2009 4:57:07 AM

Mr. Creazil

That is called "schizophrenia."

Schizophrenia.

2/20/2009 3:06:55 PM

JohnTheAtheist

You are also a loon.

2/20/2009 3:13:48 PM

Steverino

I bet you still have conversation with imaginary entities. How is what you claim to have done any different from having conversations with "Gawd"?

2/20/2009 3:17:40 PM

Mr. Vorhias

You clearly didn't. Bugger off, you.

2/20/2009 4:51:23 PM

kieranfoy

Did the demons say, "Duuuuuude, like, Joey musta cut that weed with some heavy shit, man!"?

12/16/2009 5:56:54 AM

agentCDE

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

12/16/2009 6:25:30 AM



I'm a white mage.

9/18/2011 10:32:23 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"I believe that witchcraft is real."

And you're full of shit.

Make the universe a better place, kill yourself.

10/5/2011 7:05:03 PM
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