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I believe that witchcraft is real. Before I came to the Lord I practiced black magic, mind control and transcendental meditation... All of these powers are linked directly to demonic spirits. I had actual conversations with demons.

ladyepiskopos, Theology Web 21 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#375428
GigaGuess

BELLADONNA IS BAD FOR YOU!

1/4/2008 11:43:00 PM

#375429
Sigmund Freud

New fantasy, same nutjob.

1/4/2008 11:45:51 PM

#387042
Emyu

No, you were playing D&D.

Christianity is just a fantasy game for adults.

1/21/2008 6:51:32 PM

#387107
Lainey

Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

No, seriously, get some help.

1/21/2008 7:52:47 PM

#387114
the Good Witch

sure you did ...

1/21/2008 7:57:37 PM

#403478
Tom S. Fox

There are some very good medications nowadays...

2/10/2008 5:47:28 PM

#481988
Max

No you didn't.

4/29/2008 7:33:17 PM

#481993
Laurel

Yawn. You and every other fundie who wants some attention and a book contract.

4/29/2008 7:34:59 PM

#482026
Moondog

I think I was about 5 or 6 when my parents got it through to me that there was no such thing as ghosts, monsters, or witches. Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy came a little later. How did ladyepiskopos miss these essential lessons of early childhood?

4/29/2008 8:06:12 PM

#482141
Morrigan

Trascendental meditation????

you mean that bunch of holymen wannabe's all dressed in white who couldn't hurt a fly if they tried????

linked to some judeo-christian idea of a demonic entity????

BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

4/29/2008 9:44:19 PM

#482155
lotus whitedragon

uh, lay off the acid, dude.

4/29/2008 9:55:19 PM

#482308
Darwin's Lil Girl

Someone sounds like they idolised Uri Gheller for way too long...

4/30/2008 12:37:15 AM

#482317
ogre

were the demons green? did they fly, like ... fairies?

4/30/2008 12:45:12 AM

#1059889


Yea, my friend saw "demons" too... turned out, every time he saw them, he was high.

11/19/2009 4:02:05 PM

#1059892
Caustic Gnostic

So you moved to the other imaginary side of the tracks. Big deal.

Does the 'Lord' yell at you for a sandwich and a beer? If not, then he's not the 'Lord'.

11/19/2009 4:20:59 PM

#1158405
Shane_For_Wax

Mind control does not exist, not even for a well-practiced witch even if they are delving into dark magick. Tard.

5/17/2010 4:00:50 AM

#1158609
Nightangel

Hmm... having been a practicing witch for the past 12 years, let me dissect this crap...
Black magic: Hmm... nope, don't touch that stuff.
Mind Control: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're a moron!
TM: So meditating is EVIL?
And you claim you had conversations with demons? Gee, I've never had that experience before... what am I doing wrong? (sarcasm)
Stop smearing the name of my spirituality you dipshit!

Nightangel

5/18/2010 7:02:26 AM

#1271454
Lezemotu

I think somebody has practiced mind control on you.

3/26/2011 3:27:27 AM

#1271457
Swede

Did you practice mind control on your own mind perhaps? Why did you let religion control your mind instead?

Lay off the drugs and the demons will stop conversing with you.

3/26/2011 3:56:40 AM

#1526109
DFM

In other words, you were just as nuts then as you are now.

4/11/2013 2:34:05 PM

#1526147
Blarghonius

Where do all these morons find all the awesome powers?

4/11/2013 4:25:51 PM
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