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I believe that witchcraft is real. Before I came to the Lord I practiced black magic, mind control and transcendental meditation... All of these powers are linked directly to demonic spirits. I had actual conversations with demons.

ladyepiskopos, Theology Web 25 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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1/4/2008 11:43:00 PM

Sigmund Freud

New fantasy, same nutjob.

1/4/2008 11:45:51 PM


No, you were playing D&D.

Christianity is just a fantasy game for adults.

1/21/2008 6:51:32 PM


Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

No, seriously, get some help.

1/21/2008 7:52:47 PM

the Good Witch

sure you did ...

1/21/2008 7:57:37 PM

Tom S. Fox

There are some very good medications nowadays...

2/10/2008 5:47:28 PM


No you didn't.

4/29/2008 7:33:17 PM


Yawn. You and every other fundie who wants some attention and a book contract.

4/29/2008 7:34:59 PM


I think I was about 5 or 6 when my parents got it through to me that there was no such thing as ghosts, monsters, or witches. Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy came a little later. How did ladyepiskopos miss these essential lessons of early childhood?

4/29/2008 8:06:12 PM


Trascendental meditation????

you mean that bunch of holymen wannabe's all dressed in white who couldn't hurt a fly if they tried????

linked to some judeo-christian idea of a demonic entity????


4/29/2008 9:44:19 PM

lotus whitedragon

uh, lay off the acid, dude.

4/29/2008 9:55:19 PM

Darwin's Lil Girl

Someone sounds like they idolised Uri Gheller for way too long...

4/30/2008 12:37:15 AM


were the demons green? did they fly, like ... fairies?

4/30/2008 12:45:12 AM

Yea, my friend saw "demons" too... turned out, every time he saw them, he was high.

11/19/2009 4:02:05 PM

Caustic Gnostic

So you moved to the other imaginary side of the tracks. Big deal.

Does the 'Lord' yell at you for a sandwich and a beer? If not, then he's not the 'Lord'.

11/19/2009 4:20:59 PM


Mind control does not exist, not even for a well-practiced witch even if they are delving into dark magick. Tard.

5/17/2010 4:00:50 AM


Hmm... having been a practicing witch for the past 12 years, let me dissect this crap...
Black magic: Hmm... nope, don't touch that stuff.
Mind Control: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're a moron!
TM: So meditating is EVIL?
And you claim you had conversations with demons? Gee, I've never had that experience before... what am I doing wrong? (sarcasm)
Stop smearing the name of my spirituality you dipshit!


5/18/2010 7:02:26 AM


I think somebody has practiced mind control on you.

3/26/2011 3:27:27 AM


Did you practice mind control on your own mind perhaps? Why did you let religion control your mind instead?

Lay off the drugs and the demons will stop conversing with you.

3/26/2011 3:56:40 AM


In other words, you were just as nuts then as you are now.

4/11/2013 2:34:05 PM


Where do all these morons find all the awesome powers?

4/11/2013 4:25:51 PM

Quantum Mechanic


9/30/2014 1:47:55 AM

rubber chicken

Did these "Demons" tell you that you were fucking nuts ?

9/30/2014 3:15:13 AM


Quit lying for Jesus. All it accomplishes is giving us a chuckle and making you look like an incredible idiot.

Of course if you're actually trying to amuse people then by all means continue.

9/30/2014 8:54:01 AM

"I believe that witchcraft is real."

You do know that what you believe has absolutely nothing to do with whether or not what you believe is actually true, right?

Just look at how many people in the asylums believe they're Napoleon. Do you seriously think any of them actually ARE Napoleon?

"I had actual conversations with demons."

And maybe you need to have some actual conversations with real people that work in those asylums I mentioned.

9/30/2014 9:25:29 AM

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