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I believe that witchcraft is real. Before I came to the Lord I practiced black magic, mind control and transcendental meditation... All of these powers are linked directly to demonic spirits. I had actual conversations with demons.

ladyepiskopos, Theology Web 21 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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GigaGuess

BELLADONNA IS BAD FOR YOU!

1/4/2008 11:43:00 PM

Sigmund Freud

New fantasy, same nutjob.

1/4/2008 11:45:51 PM

Emyu

No, you were playing D&D.

Christianity is just a fantasy game for adults.

1/21/2008 6:51:32 PM

Lainey

Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

No, seriously, get some help.

1/21/2008 7:52:47 PM

the Good Witch

sure you did ...

1/21/2008 7:57:37 PM

Tom S. Fox

There are some very good medications nowadays...

2/10/2008 5:47:28 PM

Max

No you didn't.

4/29/2008 7:33:17 PM

Laurel

Yawn. You and every other fundie who wants some attention and a book contract.

4/29/2008 7:34:59 PM

Moondog

I think I was about 5 or 6 when my parents got it through to me that there was no such thing as ghosts, monsters, or witches. Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy came a little later. How did ladyepiskopos miss these essential lessons of early childhood?

4/29/2008 8:06:12 PM

Morrigan

Trascendental meditation????

you mean that bunch of holymen wannabe's all dressed in white who couldn't hurt a fly if they tried????

linked to some judeo-christian idea of a demonic entity????

BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

4/29/2008 9:44:19 PM

lotus whitedragon

uh, lay off the acid, dude.

4/29/2008 9:55:19 PM

Darwin's Lil Girl

Someone sounds like they idolised Uri Gheller for way too long...

4/30/2008 12:37:15 AM

ogre

were the demons green? did they fly, like ... fairies?

4/30/2008 12:45:12 AM



Yea, my friend saw "demons" too... turned out, every time he saw them, he was high.

11/19/2009 4:02:05 PM

Caustic Gnostic

So you moved to the other imaginary side of the tracks. Big deal.

Does the 'Lord' yell at you for a sandwich and a beer? If not, then he's not the 'Lord'.

11/19/2009 4:20:59 PM

Shane_For_Wax

Mind control does not exist, not even for a well-practiced witch even if they are delving into dark magick. Tard.

5/17/2010 4:00:50 AM

Nightangel

Hmm... having been a practicing witch for the past 12 years, let me dissect this crap...
Black magic: Hmm... nope, don't touch that stuff.
Mind Control: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're a moron!
TM: So meditating is EVIL?
And you claim you had conversations with demons? Gee, I've never had that experience before... what am I doing wrong? (sarcasm)
Stop smearing the name of my spirituality you dipshit!

Nightangel

5/18/2010 7:02:26 AM

Lezemotu

I think somebody has practiced mind control on you.

3/26/2011 3:27:27 AM

Swede

Did you practice mind control on your own mind perhaps? Why did you let religion control your mind instead?

Lay off the drugs and the demons will stop conversing with you.

3/26/2011 3:56:40 AM

DFM

In other words, you were just as nuts then as you are now.

4/11/2013 2:34:05 PM

Blarghonius

Where do all these morons find all the awesome powers?

4/11/2013 4:25:51 PM
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