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A good friend of mine is an exorcist, and if it doesn't exist then he must be insane. There is no evidence whatsoever of him being insane, so it must exist.

SlaveofChrist, Theology Web 24 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#155867
Snowbunny

That is real logical. I would say the evidence he is insane is that he is an exorcist.

2/7/2007 2:51:41 AM
#155872
BurntBush

I doubt that you have a friend who is an exorcist because you people hate catholics. Just because David Copperfielf make the Statue of Liberty disappear, doesn't mean it's really gone.

2/7/2007 2:57:16 AM
#155885
Patrick

He's not insane, just fucking stupid.

2/7/2007 3:06:50 AM
#155918
Beccs

Nope - your friend is insane.

There is plenty of evidence to show that \"demonic possession\" is a psychological disorder. Just the same way that many \"miracles\" are caused by hysterical belief.

The mind is a powerful thing.

2/7/2007 3:43:27 AM
#155921
SaneChick

There is no evidence whatsoever of him being insane

Well, he is your friend...

That pretty much says it all as far as I'm concerned.

2/7/2007 3:46:29 AM
#155940
Hawker Hurricane

Other possibilities include...

1. He's a con artist.
2. He's a liar.
3. You're a liar.
4. You're no judge of sanity.

2/7/2007 4:15:19 AM
#155943
Doctor Whom

You could make the same argument for a friend of mine who is a feng shui consultant.

2/7/2007 4:18:52 AM
#156112
Blue Lithium

There is no evidence whatsoever of him being insane,

Ah. Argumentum Ad Ignorantium.

2/7/2007 11:28:56 AM
#499115
Whelan

Hearing voices is evidence for being insane, they don't have to be in HIS head.

5/13/2008 7:36:50 PM
#499240
Tomby Stone

I wrestle giant pink gorillas in Times square and I'm not crazy.

5/13/2008 8:26:13 PM
#499350
Moondog

Your friend is either as insane as you are, or he likes fleecing insane/stupid people who are gullible enough to pay him for an exorcism.

5/13/2008 8:56:45 PM
#499439
Viva

Circular logic! Facinating!

5/13/2008 9:27:12 PM
#545545
PirateFaafy

Ah, good old C.S.Lewis arguments. You're forgetting a key element.

1. Liar
2. Mad
3. Telling the truth

Not that little old C.S. remembered to add in 4. Misinformed/Mistaken.

6/17/2008 1:56:51 PM
#545571
Grigadil

I do not value a slave's assessment of anyone's mental health.

6/17/2008 2:27:09 PM
#545575
Philbert McAdamia

There is no evidence whatsoever of him being insane,

As opposed to HIS friend...

6/17/2008 2:32:18 PM
#545577
Dumbfounded

I don't believe in God or an eternal blissful afterlife bathed in his perfect love.

If he does exist then to pass up heaven to spend forever and a night in a lake of perpetually burning demonic fire would be insane. I have a card that says I am not insane (in crayon), therefore I am not insane. Therefore God must not exist.

[size=8](Actually the card says I am not "insan", I'm afraid I ate the rest of the crayon before I finished it.)[/size]

6/17/2008 2:33:50 PM
#844526
A

MY good friend is a muslim. There is no evidence of him being deluded, so allah MUST exist. You fail at logic.

1/8/2009 5:45:50 PM
#844563
JohnTheAtheist

He might not be insane. He might just be taking advantage of stupid fuckwads like you.

1/8/2009 6:14:10 PM
#844579
Grigadil

If he does it for money, he's a con man. Just like most preachers.

1/8/2009 6:40:30 PM
#844732
Canadiest

Except that he thinks he's an Exorcist.

"This is my friend he's an insane exorcist"

"Is there any other kind?"

"Yeah, sorry, that is redundant"

"Just call him an exorcist from now on"

"Yeah, or fuckhead"


1/8/2009 8:48:12 PM
#1387514
CinnamonGull

Exorcist? Tell him that the Millennium Earl will be seeing him soon, human. Also, "SlaveofChrist"? Why do all of them have such kinky names?

3/29/2012 9:59:43 PM
#1387516
Justanotheratheist

Logic fail. The devil exists or your friend is insane are not the only possibilities, although there's a good chance of the latter being true.

3/29/2012 10:30:12 PM
#1387573
Darkevilme

He believes he can do battle with invisible monsters that live inside people around him! How is that not insane?

3/30/2012 4:13:45 AM
#1387575
Filin De Blanc

When I was younger we had an exorcist speak at our school. I kinda wish I'd had the presence of mind to point out what a load of horseshit it was.

3/30/2012 4:17:11 AM
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