Fundie of the Year Nominations up for review
The Word of My God is never wrong. If it is in the Holy Bible, than it is true. Ain't [no way] any of its wrong. The Bible and its prophecies are 100% true.
[9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
The Bible is full of sexism, homophobia, racism, contradictions, illogic, sadism, murder, genocide, slavery, rape, incest, torture, doom-mongering, hate and stupidity.
If you think this is right then you really should have no place in society.
1/29/2007 11:45:38 AM
1/29/2007 11:46:15 AM
You misspelled \"always\".
1/29/2007 11:55:35 AM
And when was Tyre destroyed?
(For those who don't know, the Bible predicts the destruction of the coastal city of Tyre no less than three times. Tyre still exists today.)
1/29/2007 12:52:07 PM
The Word of
God is never wrong.
Wait a minute...is he suggesting there are other gods abart from Yahweh?!
1/29/2007 1:40:50 PM
EVERYTHING in the Bible is true? Even the parts that directly contradict each other? How exactly does THAT work?
1/29/2007 3:41:22 PM
So which of the contradictions is correct?
1/30/2007 4:21:52 AM
Damn, who's your God and where's your Holy Bible, and why are you wasting your time spamming the Rapture Ready nuts? - They'll never believe you, they're hooked on their fake God, Jehovah, and their very flawed bible.
1/30/2007 6:04:12 AM
except for the parts where it is VERY wrong. like, I dunno, ALL OF IT. (with the possible exception of Jesus. I'm not saying he didn't exist, and its likely that he was a good person, but it's more than likely his followers just made shit up.)
2/26/2011 11:35:51 AM
Ain't [no way] any of its wrong. The Bible and its prophecies are 100% true.
I don't know why, but suddenly "Comical Ali" the former Iraqi information minister comes to my mind ... who declared Baghdad to be "100% safe, protected", while US tanks were seen rolling in the background ...
2/26/2011 11:45:58 AM
"The Word of My God is never wrong. If it is in the Holy Bible, than it is true. Ain't [no way] any of its wrong. The Bible and its prophecies are 100% true."
Read 'em and weep, little Raptard:
Therefore your 'God' is always...:
Ergo, the more than infinite superiority of Atheism. Q.E.D., bitches.
2/26/2011 12:05:03 PM
I hope you get a nice cake for your fifth birthday.
2/28/2011 3:56:41 AM
2/28/2011 9:00:50 AM
It's all forged, dumbfuck.
8/15/2012 9:17:43 PM
Where's my unicorn?
8/16/2012 9:59:35 PM