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Warnings
Some UFO incident witnesses have reported that "Men In Black" have contacted them once a report was filed or discussed.
UFO witnesses have reported threats by the Men In Black. Other witnesses have reported seeing "Nordics" in conjunction with MIBs. This is all supposition and there is no evidence to back up these claims.
Reporting a UFO experience may cause personal ridicule by others. Be cautious and make an informed decision before making a UFO report.
IF you smoke, use drugs, drink, quit doing that, since this will affect your credibility.

WikiHow, How To Observe a UFO 16 Comments [4/26/2008 3:59:32 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
WTF?! || meh
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Darth Wang

Sir, I'm from the FBI, division 6. Just take a look at this device here....

*FLASH*


4/26/2008 5:11:57 AM

aaa

Illuminati, Code 65!

4/26/2008 11:42:31 AM

LordJiro

IF you smoke, use drugs, drink, quit doing that, you probably will stop seeing UFOs

Fixed.

4/26/2008 12:47:29 PM

Antichrist

Was one of the MIB a tall young good looking black guy?
Was the other one an older weathered white guy?
Did they have a talking pug with them?

It was a movie, lay off the drugs.

Edit:
Nordics? The MIB are followed by Viking longboats?

4/26/2008 6:49:11 PM



Good question. Now, if they're so ridiculed and they have so little credibility, how do you know how the men in black work?. Moreover, doesn't it come to your mind that they have seen all that since they have drank, smoked or taken drugs?. Besides, who have they reported and with which evidence?

4/26/2008 7:02:31 PM

Fanatic-Templar

Nordics? The MIB are followed by Viking longboats?

No, the MiB use an archaic Québec hockey team as a front.

4/27/2008 3:01:51 AM

Antichrist

@ Fanatic-Templar

Ahh, that makes sense. Recant or be cross-checked. Although the hockey team was the Nordiques, but thats just that Funny Canajun spellin.

4/27/2008 6:17:43 AM



Nordics?

“Hi, can I help you?”
“Ek heiti Oláfr, ok ek vil veg þík með mín super-mega-laser-death-brand!”


4/27/2008 2:43:10 PM

Empress of Zind

"Nordics"?

4/27/2008 2:43:22 PM



Further reason never to use any wiki.

4/27/2008 7:05:35 PM

Euterpe

Nordics are "aliens", that apparently look just like blonde humans. Or, rather, the nazi stereotype of a human.

4/28/2008 3:53:01 PM

tmr

Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones actually made a documentary, not a fictitious, humorous movie.

4/28/2008 4:29:55 PM

Illuminatalie

"IF you smoke, use drugs, drink, quit doing that, since this will affect your credibility"
Umm, yeah. Your credibility. Make sure you don't do anything that might compromise it. If everyone knows you're the town drunk, when you claim that Elvis took you for a UFO ride, people might think you're less than credible.

4/29/2008 12:06:54 PM

Fanatic-Templar

Yeah, 'Nordiques' is simply french for Northerners.

4/30/2008 7:13:04 AM

Rambler

Well they might be getting visits by people in black suits.

But that's only if they're scientologists.

Personally the OP needs to be visited by the people in white coats.

5/8/2008 8:48:29 AM

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@Euterpe
So Nordics look like blond uberhumans.
I was wondering who Rare based this guy off of.

(Mr.Blonde from the game Perfect dark)

5/8/2008 8:57:21 AM
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