Greet your new masters!
God can not do "anything." He cannot have sex or pee or move his bowels.
[4/28/2008 7:35:38 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Then why call him God?
4/28/2008 7:41:21 PM
Man, he must be busting for a crap by now.
4/28/2008 7:44:30 PM
4/28/2008 7:44:31 PM
I don't want to be god anymore...
4/28/2008 7:46:36 PM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Is that why he's such a nasty, petty prude, then? His private parts don't work so he gets jealous when people use theirs?
4/28/2008 7:53:20 PM
Well I suppose he is getting old.
4/28/2008 7:53:50 PM
I thought that the first thing God did after he became God was to have a Divine Shit, then he had sex by peeing on an angel.
I guess I was misinformed.
4/28/2008 7:55:48 PM
The Lazy One
Damn... that would suck... having to pee for all eternity.
4/28/2008 7:57:22 PM
... I keep (mis-)reading the username as Self-Mutilation...
4/28/2008 7:57:30 PM
Yeah, I saw that in the Bible once. It's in the Authorized Pull-It-Out-Of-Your-Ass Version.
4/28/2008 7:58:48 PM
What a stupid fuck. There are so many possibilities to explain omnipotence (which is an essential part of the christian belief system) - and yet the only thing Self-Mutation can pull out of his hat are fecal jokes. Dipshit.
4/28/2008 8:00:44 PM
4/28/2008 8:01:46 PM
"He cannot have sex"
4/28/2008 8:02:03 PM
Well that's a one useless God
4/28/2008 8:04:50 PM
Now I see why he's always in a bad mood!
4/28/2008 8:12:20 PM
God's an incontinent and senile old man with erectile dysfunction... -_-'
4/28/2008 8:13:12 PM
Poor God. How bad would it be to have to hold it for eternity?
4/28/2008 8:15:04 PM
So then why worship him?
4/28/2008 8:19:38 PM
If God can't move his bowels explain Naples, Italy.
Charleston, South Carolina.
4/28/2008 8:24:11 PM
According to this guy's post, God is not all-powerful. In other words, he may be mortal.
Very strange to hear that from a Christian (assuming that he is one).
4/28/2008 8:33:54 PM
But, if he can't have sex, then how is jesus his son?
4/28/2008 8:34:10 PM
Then why worship him?
4/28/2008 8:37:13 PM
I thought we were created in His image.
4/28/2008 8:39:45 PM
Are we talking about him doing all at the same time? Take heart. Not many people can.
If we're talking about each act, he did knock up Mary, peed the great flood that drowned the world , and crapped all over Job. It's in your bible!
4/28/2008 8:48:40 PM
But I thought he was all powerful?
4/28/2008 8:52:18 PM