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God can not do "anything." He cannot have sex or pee or move his bowels.

Self-Mutation, IIDB 84 Comments [4/28/2008 7:35:38 PM]
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Epicurus

Then why call him God?

4/28/2008 7:41:21 PM

Psittacosis

Man, he must be busting for a crap by now.

4/28/2008 7:44:30 PM

Knotilus

heeheehee... pee.

4/28/2008 7:44:31 PM

Thammuz

I don't want to be god anymore...

4/28/2008 7:46:36 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Is that why he's such a nasty, petty prude, then? His private parts don't work so he gets jealous when people use theirs?

4/28/2008 7:53:20 PM

Tomby Stone

Well I suppose he is getting old.

4/28/2008 7:53:50 PM

Illuminatalie

I thought that the first thing God did after he became God was to have a Divine Shit, then he had sex by peeing on an angel.

I guess I was misinformed.

4/28/2008 7:55:48 PM

The Lazy One

Damn... that would suck... having to pee for all eternity.

4/28/2008 7:57:22 PM

Joules

... I keep (mis-)reading the username as Self-Mutilation...

4/28/2008 7:57:30 PM

John

Yeah, I saw that in the Bible once. It's in the Authorized Pull-It-Out-Of-Your-Ass Version.

4/28/2008 7:58:48 PM

DaMan

What a stupid fuck. There are so many possibilities to explain omnipotence (which is an essential part of the christian belief system) - and yet the only thing Self-Mutation can pull out of his hat are fecal jokes. Dipshit.

4/28/2008 8:00:44 PM

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Idiot.

Joules: Me too.

4/28/2008 8:01:46 PM

cyborgtroy

"He cannot have sex"

Omnipotent...?

4/28/2008 8:02:03 PM

Nirjuana

Well that's a one useless God

4/28/2008 8:04:50 PM

Alfred

Now I see why he's always in a bad mood!

4/28/2008 8:12:20 PM



God's an incontinent and senile old man with erectile dysfunction... -_-'

4/28/2008 8:13:12 PM

Little Miss

Poor God. How bad would it be to have to hold it for eternity?

4/28/2008 8:15:04 PM

Antichrist

So then why worship him?

4/28/2008 8:19:38 PM

Philbert McAdamia

If God can't move his bowels explain Naples, Italy.
New Jersey.
Charleston, South Carolina.
Hah?

4/28/2008 8:24:11 PM

Somebody

According to this guy's post, God is not all-powerful. In other words, he may be mortal.

Very strange to hear that from a Christian (assuming that he is one).

4/28/2008 8:33:54 PM

Mayhem

But, if he can't have sex, then how is jesus his son?

4/28/2008 8:34:10 PM

Osiris

Then why worship him?

4/28/2008 8:37:13 PM

John

I thought we were created in His image.

4/28/2008 8:39:45 PM

werewolf

Are we talking about him doing all at the same time? Take heart. Not many people can.

If we're talking about each act, he did knock up Mary, peed the great flood that drowned the world , and crapped all over Job. It's in your bible!

4/28/2008 8:48:40 PM

Beccs

But I thought he was all powerful?

4/28/2008 8:52:18 PM
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