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So where in the Bible did God say:"Let there be a slow evolutionary process over millions of years"?
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RejectedDreams, DeviantART 61 Comments [4/28/2008 11:37:38 PM]
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LordJiro

Where in the Bible did God say 'diseases are caused by viruses'?

4/28/2008 11:42:42 PM

Pokey

In the same place it showed us how to tame our slaves ^_^

4/28/2008 11:44:47 PM

agentCDE

Where in the Bible did it say "The sky is blue because of refraction."?

4/28/2008 11:51:33 PM



right next to "let the earth be a sphere that does not have four corners, and the entire surface of which can not be viewed by climbing up on a big mountain"

4/28/2008 11:53:55 PM

Nowonmai

Where in the bible does it say automobiles, airplanes, computers, modern medicine, organ transplant...?

Where in the bible does it say that 'barrenness' is caused by male low sperm count? Or that bacteria and viruses cause illness and disease?

You are such a rube.

4/28/2008 11:57:15 PM

Terry Stroud

Where in the bible does it say that the US is Jesus' choosen land? How Lasers work? How about the exact instructions for building a web page using ASP or FLASH programming? Most people have to buy extra books on those topics 'cause they're kinda weak in the babble.

4/28/2008 11:57:43 PM

jc

NO WHERE! Which is why it's rubbish.

4/29/2008 12:09:11 AM

cool cats

Ooh! Ooh!

I can play this game!

Where in the Bible did God say anything about unified field theory?

4/29/2008 12:10:31 AM

Amanda

Well, that convinced me. Church, here I come! Or not.

4/29/2008 12:14:26 AM

moose

And that's precisely why his dreams are rejected.

4/29/2008 12:16:28 AM

Old Viking

Where in the Bible did God say anything?

4/29/2008 12:24:15 AM

cyborgtroy

Right next to "Thou shalt ignore clear evidence and be a jerkwad in my Name"

4/29/2008 12:34:31 AM

Mike

Where in the Bible does it say, "Bill Gates created Windows?"

4/29/2008 12:43:14 AM

Marie-Annick

It didn't. That's the point. You just reached the wrong conclusion.

4/29/2008 12:48:27 AM

LadyJafaria

The Bible doesn't mention the Internet, and yet you're on it, you clueless twerp.

4/29/2008 1:12:24 AM

Osiris

Where did God say "Let there be America!" In fact where does the Bible mention America.

4/29/2008 1:18:09 AM

David D.G.

So where in the Bible did God say:"Let there be a slow evolutionary process over millions of years"?


The truly stupid part is that you are the one bringing up this point yourself as if it actually helped your position, when in fact it shows that much more dramatically how wrong you are. It's as if you were some simple Persian who had just said, "Oh, yeah? You and what army?" to Alexander the Great.


~David D.G.

4/29/2008 1:26:24 AM

gremlinn

Where in the Bible is Carmen Sandiego?

4/29/2008 1:29:10 AM

James

Where in the bible does it say "Let all matter be composed of atoms, and all atoms be composed of protons, neutrons and electrons. Let the charge of a neutron be zero, and let the charge of protons and electrons be equal and opposite, of magnitude 1.6e-19 coulombs."

4/29/2008 1:34:19 AM

Meme

Nowhere. The bible fails scientifically, that's why.

Oh, and is it just me, or is that link not quite working?


4/29/2008 1:41:33 AM

tmr

It doesn't. But, it is irrelevant.

4/29/2008 1:41:37 AM

szena

It does, sort of. It says "let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life."

4/29/2008 2:05:22 AM

werewolf

Wasn't "Let there be Light" the only direct quote written in the bible? Even that was made up the original storyteller.

4/29/2008 2:25:44 AM

Hadron

Where in the bible is the list of subatomic particles, such as quarks, bosons, leptons etc?

4/29/2008 2:42:04 AM

ID82

I did find Waldo in the bible.

4/29/2008 3:00:23 AM
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