And I feel pretty good taking this new drug called "Pla-ce-bo". I guess that means it's for real.
4/28/2008 4:35:03 PM
Step away from the relief pastor slowly. Don't make eye contact.
4/28/2008 4:43:44 PM
Duh, there are no ex-witches, we kill them all with our "abra-ka-stabya" spells of course!
Seriously dude, that is so dumb you are talking out of someone else's ass!
4/28/2008 4:52:46 PM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
No wonder he felt funny talking to the walls; fundies are much more accustomed to talking to the ceiling.
4/28/2008 4:53:08 PM
Funny, the two witches I know are asleep at that hour.
4/28/2008 4:58:45 PM
Oh man, I just broke another bullshit meter!
4/28/2008 5:07:31 PM
Wow, how can anyone be so retarded?
4/28/2008 5:08:50 PM
My coven actually prays around 9pm. So, keep your television off then, as well as your computer and radio. In fact, just to be safe, why don't you unplug all things electronic. We get some pretty powerful electrical currents running with our prayers.
4/28/2008 5:14:45 PM
I think some religious people just claim to be 'ex-something' because it gets them attention. I know several people that claimed to be 'ex-satanists' that spoke to us when I was still going to Church. Of course I found out that most of what they said were outright lies.
4/28/2008 5:21:12 PM
At least he felt funny talking to walls. Most fundies would think it's completely normal.
4/28/2008 5:22:09 PM
Strange, the one I know are busy working his butt off unloading freight for his workplace.
4/28/2008 5:35:13 PM
So your pastor gives good relief?
4/28/2008 5:40:52 PM
Either this is a complete lie, or this "ex-witch" was getting a kick out of messing with your fundamentalist loon... er, relief pastors head.
4/28/2008 5:53:38 PM
Feh - to quote Pratchett, anybody can be a witch in the middle of the night. Surely any magical practitioner worth a damn would be able to do their stuff any time of the day they liked. If magic existed at all, of course.
4/28/2008 5:55:20 PM
Well, few of us have dreams while walking around, talking or not.
4/28/2008 5:58:06 PM
Oddly enough, a very special pagan came to stay with me for two weeks. We couldn't have stayed up that late if we tried.
4/28/2008 6:25:08 PM
Huh, the witches I've met usually have their meetings around 7:00. They do have to get up in the morning. But I believe this is another case of lying for Jesus, whether it be her, or the relief pastor.
4/28/2008 6:25:39 PM
And you believed him. HA!
4/28/2008 6:36:35 PM
This is great! Someone tells the "relief pastor" to talk to the walls. What does he do? He talks to the walls.
4/28/2008 6:52:27 PM
Ah, that's why you shouldn't read the bible before bed.
4/28/2008 6:54:46 PM
The mind is an amazing thing. I suggest you check into placebo effects and self hypnosis. You might find something that interests you there.
4/28/2008 7:05:06 PM
"He said he felt pretty funny talking to the walls, but it worked!!"
Wow, religious people are gullible.
Speaking of, I have this, erm... Special Snake Oil... Um, ... IT'S FROM EUROPE!
4/28/2008 7:10:35 PM
"Pagan Standard Time" is not that precise, I'm afraid.
4/28/2008 7:26:04 PM
I guess it's true. The walls really do have ears.
4/28/2008 7:50:41 PM
What a fantastic mental image!
4/28/2008 7:52:08 PM