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At last the Lord has spoken, through the Constitution Party, and the choice is Chuck Baldwin. The Republicans have rejected the Christian message in selecting their homosexualist anti-family, anti-Christian candidate, and the Democrats did so long ago, but now there is a choice in Chuck Baldwin, who has won the Constitution Party nomination.

With Christian support, Baldwin can easily win Florida, Georgia, and Alabama, and with the will of God behind him can win the election and save America from the wrath of God!

Maybe it is better said that it is God's will that Christians support the true Christian candidate, and that those who vote for Obama/Clinton/McCain will seal their own fate for their defiance of the Lord.

LilGeorgiaPeach81, Christianforums.com 43 Comments [4/28/2008 7:40:44 PM]
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Psittacosis

If Chuck wins so much as Rhode Island I'll convert at once.

4/28/2008 7:43:35 PM

Thammuz

Who else said that he was supported by god? Uhm... Hitler! (I know, Godwin's Law)

4/28/2008 7:43:49 PM

emau99

[it is God's will that Christians support the true Christian candidate, and that those who vote for Obama/Clinton/McCain will seal their own fate for their defiance of the Lord.]

That is one HELL of an endorsement...

Vote for Chuck Baldwin or BURN IN HELL!!!!!

4/28/2008 7:44:51 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Riiiiight, because, we all know, "as 'bama goes, so goes the nation."

4/28/2008 7:50:37 PM

Illuminatalie

"Maybe it is better said that it is God's will that Christians support the true Christian candidate, and that those who vote for Obama/Clinton/McCain will seal their own fate for their defiance of the Lord."
Maybe it's better that O/C/M will have to go to hell, the destruction of our civilization in an unimaginably gory and painful apocalypse is the price we have to pay.

4/28/2008 7:53:57 PM

John

You'd think after as many times as ultra-fundies have run as candidates outside their own narrow communities and been slaughtered at the polls, they'd realize what a small minority of loonies they are.

4/28/2008 7:57:22 PM

emau99

*McCain* is the "homosexualist anti-family, anti-Christian candidate"???

I may have to reconsider not voting for him...

4/28/2008 7:58:31 PM

Little Miss

You vote for the wrong candidate and you BURN IN HELL.

4/28/2008 8:11:07 PM

Antichrist

Every fundie vote for Baldwin is one less for McCain.

I liked it much better when they used to stay home because governments were all evil.

4/28/2008 8:25:45 PM

Mayhem

I'd rather vote for Alec Baldwin.

4/28/2008 8:35:11 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu

Like any candidate not of the two major parties would ever win the presidency.

4/28/2008 8:37:29 PM

Osiris

Is God registered? If not then he'd better stay the fuck out or our elections.

4/28/2008 8:39:27 PM

werewolf

Your god is a lobbyist? Who knew?

Hold on a sec. He can't interfere in the elections, he's not a U.S. citizen

4/28/2008 8:40:31 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

and with the will of God behind him can win the election and save America from the wrath of God!

You imply that god chooses the outcome of the election. You also imply that he punishes us if he doesn't like the outcome. If we are punished, then, we are being punished for no fault of our own but because god has decided the election will turn out a way he doesn't like and, therefore, arbritarily decided to punish us. Your god is either insane or a callous bully. How can you possibly support such a creature, except out of cowardly sycophantism?

4/28/2008 8:49:02 PM

tmr

God says vote for Churck Baldwin!! What a campaign slogan!

But, considering his party is falsely motivated with their christian founding father philosophy, I can't see he'd get much support outside the fundie circles in which he swims.

Um, thanks, but no thanks. I like to think for myself.


4/28/2008 8:52:07 PM

Moon Wolfhowl

No way in fuck am I voting for a guy named "Chuck".


Hey, I made a rhyme!

4/28/2008 9:12:57 PM

jsonitsac

Aren't these people the ones that want to repeal every amendment to the constitution except for the second?

4/28/2008 9:15:56 PM



And the wrath of God will come in the same way as in the Clinton era!!

4/28/2008 9:36:33 PM

Evilutionist

Chuck Baldwin sounds like an asshole.

4/28/2008 9:39:00 PM

Witty Name Here

@Psittacosis:

Well, him winning the second most liberal state in the country would be pretty impressive.

4/28/2008 9:40:51 PM

Bert

I hope they all do vote for him. Less votes for McCain.

4/28/2008 9:54:10 PM

aaa

And Lo, Obama still wins!

4/28/2008 10:02:31 PM

Old Viking

With Christian support Baldwin can easily win Florida? Sweetie, I live in Florida. Howdy Doody could carry the state, with or without Christian help.

4/28/2008 11:01:32 PM

Nowonmai

Really? The Lord as spoken? To who?

And who the fuck is Chuck Baldwin? Never heard of him.

4/29/2008 12:00:14 AM

Brian X

The Constitution Party is not constitutional, that's what gets me... they use it in their name, but they explicitly want to change it to fit their own idea of what it should be...

4/29/2008 12:39:35 AM
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