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#480461
Psittacosis
If Chuck wins so much as Rhode Island I'll convert at once.
4/28/2008 7:43:35 PM
#480465
Thammuz
Who else said that he was supported by god? Uhm... Hitler! (I know, Godwin's Law)
4/28/2008 7:43:49 PM
#480470
emau99
[it is God's will that Christians support the true Christian candidate, and that those who vote for Obama/Clinton/McCain will seal their own fate for their defiance of the Lord.]
That is one HELL of an endorsement...
Vote for Chuck Baldwin or BURN IN HELL!!!!!
4/28/2008 7:44:51 PM
#480482
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Riiiiight, because, we all know, "as 'bama goes, so goes the nation."
4/28/2008 7:50:37 PM
#480489
Illuminatalie
"Maybe it is better said that it is God's will that Christians support the true Christian candidate, and that those who vote for Obama/Clinton/McCain will seal their own fate for their defiance of the Lord."
Maybe it's better that O/C/M will have to go to hell, the destruction of our civilization in an unimaginably gory and painful apocalypse is the price we have to pay.
4/28/2008 7:53:57 PM
#480495
John
You'd think after as many times as ultra-fundies have run as candidates outside their own narrow communities and been slaughtered at the polls, they'd realize what a small minority of loonies they are.
4/28/2008 7:57:22 PM
#480498
emau99
*McCain* is the "homosexualist anti-family, anti-Christian candidate"???
I may have to reconsider not voting for him...
4/28/2008 7:58:31 PM
#480534
Little Miss
You vote for the wrong candidate and you BURN IN HELL.
4/28/2008 8:11:07 PM
#480587
Antichrist
Every fundie vote for Baldwin is one less for McCain.
I liked it much better when they used to stay home because governments were all evil.
4/28/2008 8:25:45 PM
#480611
Mayhem
I'd rather vote for Alec Baldwin.
4/28/2008 8:35:11 PM
#480620
DarkfireTaimatsu
Like any candidate not of the two major parties would ever win the presidency.
4/28/2008 8:37:29 PM
#480627
Osiris
Is God registered? If not then he'd better stay the fuck out or our elections.
4/28/2008 8:39:27 PM
#480634
werewolf
Your god is a lobbyist? Who knew?
Hold on a sec. He can't interfere in the elections, he's not a U.S. citizen
4/28/2008 8:40:31 PM
#480653
Brain_In_A_Jar
and with the will of God behind him can win the election and save America from the wrath of God!
You imply that god chooses the outcome of the election. You also imply that he punishes us if he doesn't like the outcome. If we are punished, then, we are being punished for no fault of our own but because god has decided the election will turn out a way he doesn't like and, therefore, arbritarily decided to punish us. Your god is either insane or a callous bully. How can you possibly support such a creature, except out of cowardly sycophantism?
4/28/2008 8:49:02 PM
#480658
tmr
God says vote for Churck Baldwin!! What a campaign slogan!
But, considering his party is falsely motivated with their christian founding father philosophy, I can't see he'd get much support outside the fundie circles in which he swims.
Um, thanks, but no thanks. I like to think for myself.
4/28/2008 8:52:07 PM
#480690
Moon Wolfhowl
No way in fuck am I voting for a guy named "Chuck".
Hey, I made a rhyme!
4/28/2008 9:12:57 PM
#480692
jsonitsac
Aren't these people the ones that want to repeal every amendment to the constitution except for the second?
4/28/2008 9:15:56 PM
#480752
And the wrath of God will come in the same way as in the Clinton era!!
4/28/2008 9:36:33 PM
#480761
Evilutionist
Chuck Baldwin sounds like an asshole.
4/28/2008 9:39:00 PM
#480766
Witty Name Here
@Psittacosis:
Well, him winning the second most liberal state in the country would be pretty impressive.
4/28/2008 9:40:51 PM
#480791
Bert
I hope they all do vote for him. Less votes for McCain.
4/28/2008 9:54:10 PM
#480805
aaa
And Lo, Obama still wins!
4/28/2008 10:02:31 PM
#480887
Old Viking
With Christian support Baldwin can easily win Florida? Sweetie, I live in Florida. Howdy Doody could carry the state, with or without Christian help.
4/28/2008 11:01:32 PM
#480986
Nowonmai
Really? The Lord as spoken? To who?
And who the fuck is Chuck Baldwin? Never heard of him.
4/29/2008 12:00:14 AM
#481043
Brian X
The Constitution Party is not constitutional, that's what gets me... they use it in their name, but they explicitly want to change it to fit their own idea of what it should be...
4/29/2008 12:39:35 AM
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