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And for your argument about the children, which everyone brings up. If they starve and die, and even if they know nothing of God they're going to Heaven. So its not like their suffering is in vain.

[ME: So, if I brutally beat you up and then give you candy, its all good, right?]

I doubt that the momentary satisfaction of candy compares to eternal fucking bliss.

Why do atheists use these bogus analogies and expect no one to notice the obvious flaw?

Cardboard Tube Knight, Naruto Forums 47 Comments [4/29/2008 7:43:51 AM]
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Baneling_Aspect

Watch that mouth of yours, young man.

4/29/2008 7:51:37 AM

Septic Sceptic

YEEEEEEEAH MOTHERFUCKERS! GOD'S GONNA JAM A SHITLOAD OF BLISS RIGHT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!

4/29/2008 8:34:41 AM

logicprevails

How lucky those kids....

4/29/2008 8:41:39 AM

Pepupapi

So, if I brutally beat you up and then give you candy every day after that, it's all good, right?

4/29/2008 8:43:46 AM

deathbird

Why are there so many fundies popping up on anime-related forums? I thought they weren't allowed to watch that sort of thing, cuz it's Eeeevil(tm). Or do they have a practice of harassing such sites as some sort of organised 'witnessing' movement?

4/29/2008 8:46:19 AM



Because your "bliss" is as stupid as the candy.

4/29/2008 9:16:26 AM

Mr Smith

What if I don't want eternal bliss?

4/29/2008 9:19:13 AM

Mark

I'm seriously starting to consider the possibility that this site is some kind of a nefarious plan by the fundies themselves to make the readers of this site dumber by making them repeatedly smash their heads on their desks.

4/29/2008 9:46:29 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

If a child ignorant of god is guaranteed to go to heaven, why do you bastards go around teaching them about sin and thus causing them to become eligible for hell?

4/29/2008 9:47:32 AM

Katsuro

Wait, so now you don't need to kiss God's ass to go to heaven? Sweet!

Actually maybe not so sweet. Am I the only one who actually finds the diea of eternal anything, including bliss, deeply undesirable?

Besides, you'd have to reatin all your memories in heaven, otherwise it's not really "you" in heaven. So you'd still have all the emotional and psychologial problems from a life-time of fucking misery.

4/29/2008 9:53:01 AM



Perhaps, you idiot, because it brings to light the point that just because you reward someone after you do something horrible to them doesn't mean it's ok to do something horrible to them.

Then again... Naruto forums... /sigh

4/29/2008 9:57:11 AM

aaa

Okay, Brain damage gives you bliss!

4/29/2008 10:16:32 AM

LabRat

Wow, that is the first time I have heard heaven is eternal fucking. Poor Bliss tho.

4/29/2008 10:17:42 AM

anevilmeme

"eternal fucking bliss."

Bwahahahahahahahaahaha!!!!

4/29/2008 10:29:00 AM

Kitourahime

....You....
YOU BASTARD.
How dare you misuse the Cardboard Tube?! If Gabe wasn't a) a complete fucking moron and b) a Christian he would be outraged!
Poor, poor Naruto forums...

4/29/2008 10:37:09 AM

Blayze Kohime

Eternal fucking bliss? I thought the eternity of fucking was the Muslim heaven.

4/29/2008 11:13:08 AM

Mister Spak

"Why do atheists use these bogus analogies and expect no one to notice the obvious flaw? "

Why do fundies say things like this and never notice the obvious flaw?

4/29/2008 11:40:04 AM

Aethernaut

Way to avoid answering the question, dipshit.

4/29/2008 12:13:23 PM

Edwardo, the patron saint of douche-baggery

OH HO! he said "eternal FUCKING bliss." Well slap my ass and call ginger, that sounds so much better than the regular old bland bliss. Jesus!!! Come into my heart so I can have some of that FUCKING everlasting shit!

4/29/2008 12:34:32 PM

tmr

Why do christians use bogus analogies and expect no one to notice the obvious flaws?

4/29/2008 12:50:25 PM

apYrs

I thought sex was banned in heaven. HOw can you have eternal glory, fucking?

4/29/2008 1:09:04 PM

cyborgtroy

I think unbaptized children went to Hell.

4/29/2008 1:37:07 PM

cyborgtroy

By the way, I never understood this whole divine joy thing, I think Heaven would be more analogous to an endless supply of instant ramen - Handy, but not really inherently blissful.

4/29/2008 1:38:10 PM

Necronomikron

@Cyborgtroy: Well, this one's a Catholic. This statement is no less fundy, though.

4/29/2008 1:42:05 PM

Knotilus

I doubt that the momentary pain of a beating compares to eternal fucking torment.

See, it works the other way too. Any God willing to inflict eternal suffering on anyone for any reason isn't too just in my books.

4/29/2008 2:53:12 PM
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