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#481323
Baneling_Aspect
Watch that mouth of yours, young man.
4/29/2008 7:51:37 AM
#481334
Septic Sceptic
YEEEEEEEAH MOTHERFUCKERS! GOD'S GONNA JAM A SHITLOAD OF BLISS RIGHT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!
4/29/2008 8:34:41 AM
#481340
logicprevails
How lucky those kids....
4/29/2008 8:41:39 AM
#481343
Pepupapi
So, if I brutally beat you up and then give you candy every day after that, it's all good, right?
4/29/2008 8:43:46 AM
#481350
deathbird
Why are there so many fundies popping up on anime-related forums? I thought they weren't allowed to watch that sort of thing, cuz it's Eeeevil(tm). Or do they have a practice of harassing such sites as some sort of organised 'witnessing' movement?
4/29/2008 8:46:19 AM
#481385
Because your "bliss" is as stupid as the candy.
4/29/2008 9:16:26 AM
#481389
Mr Smith
What if I don't want eternal bliss?
4/29/2008 9:19:13 AM
#481424
Mark
I'm seriously starting to consider the possibility that this site is some kind of a nefarious plan by the fundies themselves to make the readers of this site dumber by making them repeatedly smash their heads on their desks.
4/29/2008 9:46:29 AM
#481425
Brain_In_A_Jar
If a child ignorant of god is guaranteed to go to heaven, why do you bastards go around teaching them about sin and thus causing them to become eligible for hell?
4/29/2008 9:47:32 AM
#481433
Katsuro
Wait, so now you don't need to kiss God's ass to go to heaven? Sweet!
Actually maybe not so sweet. Am I the only one who actually finds the diea of eternal anything, including bliss, deeply undesirable?
Besides, you'd have to reatin all your memories in heaven, otherwise it's not really "you" in heaven. So you'd still have all the emotional and psychologial problems from a life-time of fucking misery.
4/29/2008 9:53:01 AM
#481441
Perhaps, you idiot, because it brings to light the point that just because you reward someone after you do something horrible to them doesn't mean it's ok to do something horrible to them.
Then again... Naruto forums... /sigh
4/29/2008 9:57:11 AM
#481466
aaa
Okay, Brain damage gives you bliss!
4/29/2008 10:16:32 AM
#481467
LabRat
Wow, that is the first time I have heard heaven is eternal fucking. Poor Bliss tho.
4/29/2008 10:17:42 AM
#481479
anevilmeme
"eternal fucking bliss."
Bwahahahahahahahaahaha!!!!
4/29/2008 10:29:00 AM
#481489
Kitourahime
....You....
YOU BASTARD.
How dare you misuse the Cardboard Tube?! If Gabe wasn't a) a complete fucking moron and b) a Christian he would be outraged!
Poor, poor Naruto forums...
4/29/2008 10:37:09 AM
#481519
Blayze Kohime
Eternal fucking bliss? I thought the eternity of fucking was the Muslim heaven.
4/29/2008 11:13:08 AM
#481540
Mister Spak
"Why do atheists use these bogus analogies and expect no one to notice the obvious flaw? "
Why do fundies say things like this and never notice the obvious flaw?
4/29/2008 11:40:04 AM
#481573
Aethernaut
Way to avoid answering the question, dipshit.
4/29/2008 12:13:23 PM
#481583
Edwardo, the patron saint of douche-baggery
OH HO! he said "eternal FUCKING bliss." Well slap my ass and call ginger, that sounds so much better than the regular old bland bliss. Jesus!!! Come into my heart so I can have some of that FUCKING everlasting shit!
4/29/2008 12:34:32 PM
#481593
tmr
Why do christians use bogus analogies and expect no one to notice the obvious flaws?
4/29/2008 12:50:25 PM
#481610
apYrs
I thought sex was banned in heaven. HOw can you have eternal glory, fucking?
4/29/2008 1:09:04 PM
#481639
cyborgtroy
I think unbaptized children went to Hell.
4/29/2008 1:37:07 PM
#481642
cyborgtroy
By the way, I never understood this whole divine joy thing, I think Heaven would be more analogous to an endless supply of instant ramen - Handy, but not really inherently blissful.
4/29/2008 1:38:10 PM
#481647
Necronomikron
@Cyborgtroy: Well, this one's a Catholic. This statement is no less fundy, though.
4/29/2008 1:42:05 PM
#481701
Knotilus
I doubt that the momentary pain of a beating compares to eternal fucking torment.
See, it works the other way too. Any God willing to inflict eternal suffering on anyone for any reason isn't too just in my books.
4/29/2008 2:53:12 PM
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