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But on the way back to the motel, the kids did not fall asleep as we expected. They kept chattering incessently... they kept saying the word 'motel'... everytime they said it, I got butterflies in my stomach... We decided the Lord was trying to communicate something to us, so we... ended up paying the 150 for that nice hotel in the city. I don't know what the Lord saved us from. But we are convinced that He most likely saved our lives that night.

valerie, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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LOL. Now they are using God as an excuse for deciding to not be cheap assholes for a night? (Since they see it as a bad thing.)

And why the hell would you subject your kids to a run-of-the-mill MOTEL in the first place when you had the means all along for the nice hotel in the city?

2/3/2007 2:34:21 AM



I've heard of an impulse to not do something, hearing about something on the path they would have taken, and attributing it to God, but NOTHING HAPPENED, at least as far as they said. Yeesh.

1/29/2008 1:52:40 PM

Doctor Fishcake


1/29/2008 3:08:14 PM



I bet the little fuckers say McDonald's a lot too don't they - better go give them heart disease and bowel disorders huh.

1/29/2008 3:11:43 PM


Way to go Valerie! You got your cheapskate husband to fork out for a nice hotel. How are you gonna work the European holiday next year? Demons?

1/29/2008 3:55:45 PM

Homer Simpson

Bart, I don't want to alarm you but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house !!

1/29/2008 4:32:09 PM

Caustic Gnostic

It's easy to figure out...motels are fornicatoria, and that one might well infect miz Valerie and her precious lambs with the unwholesome splooge.

Saved your lives? Woa, DRAMA QUEEN!!!1

1/29/2008 4:36:45 PM


could have been worse, she could have decided they were demoniacally possessed and beaten them to death or suffocated them.

1/29/2008 5:11:20 PM



1/29/2008 6:48:36 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Holy shit, that's the most paranoid thing I've ever heard. Children are not white noise machines! Nor are they prophets.

2/25/2011 7:45:15 PM


2/26/2011 6:47:42 AM

Dr. Shrinker

Well, you know what they say about a fool and his money.

2/26/2011 7:23:18 AM

Quantum Mechanic

People this stupid should be neutered before they reproduce.

5/15/2012 8:21:32 AM


Hitchcock filmed fiction, you know.

2/4/2017 8:35:36 PM

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