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I'm still debating whether God has literally three heads (like the one knight in Monty Python...), or He?They has/Have scizeophrinia. Not that there is anything wrong with scizos- I think that would be a good thing for an omnipotent entity- three different opinions on a single topic.

Jedi_Templar, BlizzForums 16 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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We are the gods who say \"Ni\".

3/2/2007 12:01:23 AM


Terry Gilliam's gotta see this.

2/4/2008 4:25:39 PM


Citation pl0x.

2/4/2008 5:37:54 PM


Trying to appease a schizophrenic God = losing battle.

2/4/2008 6:05:32 PM


lol @mrsyoungie.

"I think that would be a good thing for an omnipotent entity- three different opinions on a single topic"

Oh, so that's where all the contradictions in the bible come from. And, this is a good thing how? o_O
"In that case I shall have to damn you! Shall I? Oh don't think so."

4/27/2009 8:11:55 AM


At least he didn't say that word that the Knights of Ni can not hear.

4/27/2009 8:14:54 AM

The Man


That word they can't hear - what is it?

4/27/2009 8:31:53 AM


Godvoice1: Foolish mortal! You are going to hell!
GodVoice2: Thats a bit harsh, don't you think? How about purgatory?
GodVoice3: I don't know. I'm kinda hungry.
Godvoice1: Now that you mentioned it, so am I...

...Long story short, "they" have sent the mortal to get them all some burgers from burger king, and they all lived fatilly ever after.

4/27/2009 9:10:08 AM


The word the Knights of Ni cannot hear is "it".

8/25/2009 7:08:10 AM

Dr. Shrinker

Silly, but not particularly fundamentalist

8/25/2009 8:34:27 AM


I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!


8/25/2009 9:54:29 AM


Another uninformeed person who thinks Schizophrenia = Dissociative Identity Disorder.

2/2/2010 8:49:35 AM


This idea amuses me.

3/22/2011 5:29:10 PM


@ The Man You just said it. Aggghhh! Now I said it! Agghhh! I said it again!
Three headed God: Oh, stop it!

3/22/2011 7:40:26 PM


He has three heads now? Well not anymore. The middle, psychotic one ate the other two and that explains the Old Testament. XD

12/20/2011 2:23:17 PM


Renon: Is the middle head also immortal? That might explain a lot.

12/20/2011 7:44:02 PM

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