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#481330
Robbie
In other words, there is no war and the ammunition is in your imagination.
What else is new?
4/29/2008 8:31:18 AM
#481341
logicprevails
Were we only allowed to zing REAL ammunition passed your heads....
4/29/2008 8:42:29 AM
#481346
Septic Sceptic
"Oh shit, oh shit! Spongebob at three o' clock! We got hostiles!"
"He lives in a pineapple under the sea..."
"Where the Hell is our backup? We need those bibles dammit!"
"I'm hit! PASTOR!"
"Let me see. You're gonna be fine son. Your vest stopped most of the subliminal sodomite propaganda and your faith only suffered a minor trauma. Now pick up your remote control and get back in there soldier!"
4/29/2008 8:44:48 AM
#481352
Pepupapi
Did you ever stop to think that:
1. God created Satan and his demons (being the creator of all things).
2. God can prevent any and all of this in an instant (being all-powerful and all-knowing).
4/29/2008 8:47:25 AM
#481377
Mr Smith
Grand Theft Auto IV is out today. And its still less disgusting than the bible.
Did you ever stop to think that the immorality and false ideas of much of today's entertainment media are the ammunition in this war?
Still not quite as effective as a 7.62 round to the chest though is it?
4/29/2008 9:10:57 AM
#481384
Looking at the fact that Pat Robertson has his own program and that you're using internet, I think you're saying bullshit.
4/29/2008 9:15:06 AM
#481386
Hadron
Those bullets are as real as Jesus.
4/29/2008 9:17:08 AM
#481399
Freboy
Tinfoil hat much?
4/29/2008 9:24:33 AM
#481415
Pyroclasm
Boobs!? On my TV!? DESTROY THEM!
4/29/2008 9:36:41 AM
#481460
aaa
Mr Smith, use .50 cal.
4/29/2008 10:12:16 AM
#481523
Illuminatalie
"Did you ever stop to think that the immorality and false ideas of much of today's entertainment media are the ammunition in this war?"
Did I think that freedom of speech and thought is like a bullet or a bomb, literally or metaphorically? Um, no, as matter of fact. I did not.
"For most Christians it's a little hard to get worked up about this war"
Maybe there's hope after all.
4/29/2008 11:19:46 AM
#481539
MK
Fundamentalist ministers are some of the worst offenders of hyperbolic metaphor.
4/29/2008 11:39:01 AM
#481543
Mister Spak
The protection from evil spell in the AD&D players guide will protect you.
4/29/2008 11:42:20 AM
#481595
tmr
Did you ever stop to think....period?
4/29/2008 12:51:04 PM
#481598
GreasetrapTheViking
JIHAD!
4/29/2008 12:53:09 PM
#481616
Nirjuana
I thought that god can do what he wants, why doesn't he just kill Satan?
4/29/2008 1:15:39 PM
#481620
Alena
@ Septic Sceptic:
Congratulations, good sir! You have won yourself an internets!
4/29/2008 1:19:47 PM
#481643
cyborgtroy
"But wait, there are real bullets being aimed at us!"
HOW DID HE KNOW??!?
*disassembles rifle and retreats to a safer position*
4/29/2008 1:39:05 PM
#481678
El_Generalissimo
Septic Sceptic wins the internets.
4/29/2008 2:26:25 PM
#481683
Ambrielle
Nope. Although you are right that much of what passes for entertainment these days is crap...
4/29/2008 2:36:19 PM
#481684
Quantum Mechanic
no
4/29/2008 2:36:35 PM
#481711
David D.G.
"Did you ever stop to think that the immorality and false ideas of much of today's entertainment media are the ammunition in this war?"
A lot of the entertainment media actually promote strong morality (e.g., honesty, forgiveness, the Golden Rule), and some of it -- though admittedly not nearly enough -- tries to promote factual reality (e.g., Mythbusters, Penn & Teller, old documentary series such as Connections and Cosmos).
Compare that with the immorality (e.g., oppression of gays, women, and atheists) and false ideas (e.g., creationism, historical revisionism, the Rapture) that YOU people use for ammunition. In other words, you are only making a case against YOURSELF.
~David D.G.
4/29/2008 3:01:54 PM
#481715
freako104
I see more harm come from religion than from the media. The Bible is chock full of incest, rape, pillaging, a god who seems to hate others, blessing those who sack cities and villages, stoning people to death.
4/29/2008 3:06:53 PM
#481797
werewolf
No, I have not because I'm not stupid.
4/29/2008 4:22:07 PM
#481880
Antichrist
So I can inflict physical injury by changing peoples TV channels?
Grabs universal remote and car keys
4/29/2008 5:51:31 PM
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