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If God was found to exist..... How many of you would be filling your underwear?

webboffin, Christian Forums 25 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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HairlessMonkeyDK

I fill out my underwear quite nicely,
but I know that's not what you meant.
As for what you did mean:
Well, I don't shit myself,
because I was toilet-trained as a child. Something you obviously weren't, judging by the fecal matter you spew.

11/24/2006 4:08:50 AM

HypnoToad

Meh, if the Christian god exists, all i gotta do is ask for forgiveness and I'm set.

Odin, on the other hand, would indeed have me shitting myself.

11/24/2006 4:30:01 AM

David D.G.

I'd say that HypnoToad put it just about perfectly!


~David D.G.

11/24/2006 5:57:49 AM

aaa

I'd give 'im few Zappa albums & BEER!

1/23/2008 4:34:16 PM

Freboy

I would be grateful. Then I wouldn't have to doubt anymore.

Then I'd ask him which fanclub I should join. Imagine the look on Carico's and Randy's faces if he said "catholics"...

1/23/2008 5:50:07 PM

SSJPunk

It would be a pain in the butt. Imagine, all that pasta demanding worship!

1/23/2008 7:20:13 PM

Marlowe

What, like Bush on the aircraft carrier?

2/5/2008 10:57:16 PM



I would not fill my pants, I would laugh, because god condradicts himself.

11/3/2008 8:02:25 PM

Grigadil

My question is, where is he most likely to be found?

11/3/2008 8:47:54 PM

Anon

With what?

11/3/2008 10:21:53 PM

Redneck Bimbo Governor

Which god? It isn't necessarily a knickers-filler. Pan, for example, could be quite exciting.

11/3/2008 11:12:57 PM



Why?

11/4/2008 1:52:42 AM

Grey Seer

I'd be surprised. And then I would have a chat with him directly about what exactly it is he demands/desires/forbids etc. And if his responses are ethical and reasonable, then I follow him. If they are neither, then I oppose him in whatever way I can.

Just because I don't trust the interpretation of God given by the hundreds of different religions and denominations on Earth does not mean that I would utterly reject him (or Her, which would actually make more sense) if proof of existence was provided.

8/6/2010 2:04:15 PM

Swede

I love my neighbor as myself. I treat others as I want to be treated. I don't steal, I don't lie (that much) and I certainly don't kill people. And I worship no other gods. I'm a member of the Red Cross, Amnesty and BRIS (a Swedish Children's Rights organization).
So, what do I have to be afraid of?

8/6/2010 2:56:18 PM

Elia

Well, first, which god are you talking about?

8/7/2010 8:20:36 AM

Fompili

With what? Candy?? Wafers?? LOLrusses? Please tell me, I NEED to know!

8/7/2010 12:27:14 PM

The Duelist

Zero, my under-educated friend.

8/7/2010 5:43:48 PM

Quantum Mechanic

I don't wear underwear.

6/8/2011 10:39:49 AM

Anon2

Another fine example what this "god" thing really is in too many cases:

Something to bully other people around.

"Fear GOD!!!" translated: "I cannot stand people being free and happy. All people should be as unhappy as I am."

6/8/2011 11:04:31 AM

Moondog

It's a big if, but if God were found to exist, I'd simply say, "I'm sorry, I was wrong."

6/8/2011 11:22:41 AM

Apatheist

Well, since I'm the sort of non-believer that I am, I wouldn't give a shit. You proved he exists, not how he feels about anything or which religion is correct.

12/11/2011 7:01:10 AM



...and what if you found out that God died of genital herpes not long after he had that one-nighter with ol' Marry and now the Universe is basically being run by an acting government composed of Santa, the tooth fairy and the three stooges?

12/11/2011 10:27:34 AM



some women have told me that I fill my underwear spectacularly ;-)

What does that have to do with God ?

12/11/2011 12:08:51 PM

SpaceWhaleSpacePetunias

With what?
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7/19/2013 11:54:59 PM

Justanotheratheist

And what would you do to your underwear if God turned out to be Muslim?

7/20/2013 12:13:37 AM
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