If God was found to exist..... How many of you would be filling your underwear?
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I fill out my underwear quite nicely,
but I know that's not what you meant.
As for what you did mean:
Well, I don't shit myself,
because I was toilet-trained as a child. Something you obviously weren't, judging by the fecal matter you spew.
Meh, if the Christian god exists, all i gotta do is ask for forgiveness and I'm set.
Odin, on the other hand, would indeed have me shitting myself.
I'd be surprised. And then I would have a chat with him directly about what exactly it is he demands/desires/forbids etc. And if his responses are ethical and reasonable, then I follow him. If they are neither, then I oppose him in whatever way I can.
Just because I don't trust the interpretation of God given by the hundreds of different religions and denominations on Earth does not mean that I would utterly reject him (or Her, which would actually make more sense) if proof of existence was provided.
I love my neighbor as myself. I treat others as I want to be treated. I don't steal, I don't lie (that much) and I certainly don't kill people. And I worship no other gods. I'm a member of the Red Cross, Amnesty and BRIS (a Swedish Children's Rights organization).
So, what do I have to be afraid of?
Another fine example what this "god" thing really is in too many cases:
Something to bully other people around.
"Fear GOD!!!" translated: "I cannot stand people being free and happy. All people should be as unhappy as I am."
It's a big if, but if God were found to exist, I'd simply say, "I'm sorry, I was wrong."
Well, since I'm the sort of non-believer that I am, I wouldn't give a shit. You proved he exists, not how he feels about anything or which religion is correct.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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