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Remember this. Science by concensus is not science. It is politics under the guise of science headed by political monkeys out to pelt anyone who disagrees.
Lets break down the salient points, which the evolutionist followers, who are pretty akin to a religious institution, in spite of their howls to the contrary, are.

Evolution: Random mutations caused the changes and evolution of all species. All life began with one single cell organism. Never mind the complexity, nor that Darwin himself said if it would take more than one change to facilitate evolution, his entire theory was useless.
There is not one missing link. There are tens of thousands.

Creationism: Some dude pulled everything out of his wazoo from nothing and bang!! Here we are.

Intelligent Design: Someone/thing took the available items and, using intelligence, designed all the lifeforms and things in existence and tuned it to work properly.
A better way to put this, so that the evo's can scream from their pews, is imagine someone has all the materials to build something. They forge, pound, sand and weld. In the end, five tons of material is now a Ferrarri GT.
That is intelligent design. Evolution is, well, two fucking monkeys who nail a goat and come up with a squirrel.

BlueCollarJoe, Gaia Online 11 Comments [4/30/2008 6:24:33 AM]
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Submitted By: Andrew Waltfeld
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Opopanax

And where did this builder, and the materials they're using, come from?

9/13/2009 8:08:45 AM



This guy's a fucking knitted scarf.

4/23/2011 2:16:29 PM



Intelligent design = creationism, and good ol' Joe here show his ignorance of the the theory of evolution.

4/23/2011 4:13:42 PM

The Duelist

Cite evidence for the Darwin quote, fuckwit. Fundy retards incessantly try to put words in his mouth, but even if he did say that(and I doubt it), well, science was very much in the dark back then, biologically speaking. Cells were considered to be very simple organisms, that were run by some "fluid of life"; so Darwin could've been mistaken. Plus, by admitting that there are tens of thousands of missing links, you basically refuted any possible arguments against evolution and exposed yourself as a tremendous moron.

KA-BOOOOM!!!!

And my Irony Meter just exploded from those statements.

Evolution isn't true because presumably, Darwin said that his theory would be useless if it took more than one change to facilitate evolution(and he didn't since that directly contradicts his theory), and as it is, there are tens of thousands of missing links.

Words can't describe your stupidity.

4/23/2011 4:55:03 PM

Philbert McAdamia

>> They forge, pound, sand and weld. In the end, five tons of material is now a Ferrarri GT. That is intelligent design. <<

You're part way there, though a five ton Ferrari doesn't seem as intelligently designed as the real ones.

>> Evolution is, well, two fucking monkeys who nail a goat and come up with a squirrel. <<

Fundie magic. I can see two monkeys doing that, or two hillbillies, "coming up with" squirrels, nailing goats and sheep, after all, I suspect the authors of your holy book of much the same. But how about two monkeys fucking and giving birth to a blend of the parents being evolution, and no magic required?

4/23/2011 5:56:57 PM

Justanotheratheist

That last sentence must win some sort of "Worst Definition Of Evolution Ever" Award.

4/24/2011 2:11:38 AM

Canadiest

If you really get down to it it's much easier to see the connections between religion in politics. Fundamentalist Christianity in America and the Bible Belt are staunch Republicans, their leaders actively support the party, don't know how anyone can miss that.

I wish the Democrats were as science friendly as you Christ-boys pretend.

4/24/2011 5:41:55 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Stop using transistors immediately!!

10/30/2011 11:09:14 PM

Felis >:3

"Remember this. Science by concensus is not science. It is politics under the guise of science headed by political monkeys out to pelt anyone who disagrees."

MY GOODNESS, THAT'S A PRETTY SHINY FUCKING MIRROR.

10/31/2011 7:02:09 AM

David B.

All science is by consensus.

Its facts are obsevations and inferences that are so strongly and widely confirmed that it is natural to grant them provisional assent.

Its theories are those explanations that have been extensively and rigorously tested and confirmed and not been found wanting.

It progresses through the processes of transparency and peer-review, with new ideas, results and explanations proposed in public, along with the methods and data to check, and if necessary repeat, them.

Any new discovery or idea lives or dies on its ability to convince other scientists to use it. The science we have today that which by consensus was held to be most useful yesterday.

10/31/2011 7:38:28 AM

rw23

> two fucking monkeys who nail a goat and come up with a squirrel

Leave your family out of this!

10/31/2011 1:30:07 PM
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