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[A poll on Rapture Ready]

Would you ever have thought a year ago in 2007, by this time in 2008 so much information would be coming out showing the antichrist kingdom has been in the works behind the scenes for so long and is so far along towards becoming reality?

VictoryinJesus, Rapture Ready 46 Comments [4/29/2008 7:45:24 AM]
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Thiniking Allowed

Um...no.

4/29/2008 7:55:04 AM

Urh

Huh?

4/29/2008 8:25:27 AM

Septic Sceptic

Wow, this is just like the poll they did last year:

"Would you ever have thought a year ago in 2006, by this time in 2007 so much information would be coming out showing the antichrist kingdom has been in the works behind the scenes for so long and is so far along towards becoming reality?"

And the one before that:

"Would you ever have thought a year ago in 2005, by this time in 2006 so much information would be coming out showing the antichrist kingdom has been in the works behind the scenes for so long and is so far along towards becoming reality?"

And before that...

And before that...

And before that...

"Would you ever have thought a year ago in 1705, by this time in 1706 so much information would be coming out showing the antichrist kingdom has been in the works behind the scenes for so long and is so far along towards becoming reality?"

4/29/2008 8:32:18 AM

logicprevails

I'll take 'Moron' for a thousand, Alex.

4/29/2008 8:39:20 AM

Paler_Face

I still haven't seen multi-headed dragons rising from the east, or any other direction for that matter.

4/29/2008 8:48:40 AM

Charlie

The degree of paranoia is sad.

4/29/2008 8:49:35 AM

Mr Smith

Most of them answered yes. I guess they do believe their own bullshit.

4/29/2008 9:13:06 AM



Would you ever have thought, sometime in 1987, that a guy would create Rapture Ready to remind you this year after year?

4/29/2008 9:17:28 AM

Freboy

The way this question is asked is like "do you still beat your mother?"

4/29/2008 9:20:27 AM

nintendofreakgcn

@Paler_Face: Haven't you ever played Golden Sun? That has a multi-headed dragon, and it was made in Japan, ie. the east. Voila!

Note to self: never try to justify Rapture Ready comments ever again.

4/29/2008 9:48:38 AM

McCulloch

Real soon now. Truly I say to you, there are some of those who are standing here who will not taste death until they see the Son of Man coming in His kingdom.

4/29/2008 10:14:17 AM

aaa

Old.

4/29/2008 10:23:14 AM

anevilmeme

Weren't fundies saying this about Y2K?

4/29/2008 10:27:36 AM

Riin-thrall

[Citation needed]

4/29/2008 10:52:09 AM

CtraK

Let's be fair here...their Rapture Index does say that the annual high in 2008 is up 6 points year-on-year.

It's also methodologically unsound bullsh!t, but hey.

4/29/2008 11:09:52 AM

Blayze Kohime

Damnit! They're onto us!

4/29/2008 11:11:53 AM

Illuminatalie

No, because I thought I was gonna get raptured on December 31, 2007! Obviously!

4/29/2008 11:14:28 AM

Mister Spak

Would you ever have thought a year ago in 2006, by this time in 2007 so much information would be coming out showing the antichrist kingdom has been in the works behind the scenes for so long and is so far along towards becoming reality?

Would you ever have thought a year ago in 2005, by this time in 2006 so much information would be coming out showing the antichrist kingdom has been in the works behind the scenes for so long and is so far along towards becoming reality?

Would you ever have thought a year ago in 2004, by this time in 2005 so much information would be coming out showing the antichrist kingdom has been in the works behind the scenes for so long and is so far along towards becoming reality?

Would you ever have thought a year ago in 1843, by this time in 1844 so much information would be coming out showing the antichrist kingdom has been in the works behind the scenes for so long and is so far along towards becoming reality?

Would you ever have thought a year ago in 35, by this time in 36 so much information would be coming out showing the antichrist kingdom has been in the works behind the scenes for so long and is so far along towards becoming reality?


4/29/2008 11:38:01 AM

Frank

When it's RR

"Would you ever have thought"

means the No vote gets a big boost

4/29/2008 11:51:56 AM

D4vidH4mm3r

You know, I actually consider myself a bit of a conspiracy-nut, but these people are just plain mad. I talked to my dad yesterday - he's an old teacher and it seems he knows more about the specifics of the Babble than the RR dummies.

On the other hand - they're cute in their helpless stupidity.

4/29/2008 12:02:32 PM

Edwardo, the patron saint of douche-baggery

If they are so ready for the rapture, why don't they just form a huge group and kill themselves simultaneously. Oh yeah, I forgot though, suicide is a sin. Hmmm... what a dilemma. They apparently hate their lives, yet can't follow through with the idea of putting a gun to their heads. What a waste of human life. Death is a better option for them.

4/29/2008 12:30:00 PM



i dont understand them, after the world consistently doesnt end each year for 2000 years, even though this yahushua guy was supposed to be back before his disciples died, why dont they fucking notice?

4/29/2008 12:32:28 PM

tmr

Nope. Never would have guessed.

4/29/2008 12:49:35 PM

cyborgtroy

I still can't believe it, I mean, every day, news articles on Slashdot and Gizmodo about the Antichrist.

No, wait.

*double-check bookmarks*

Well, I've read some of his posts on here...

What the hell are you talking about?

4/29/2008 1:35:54 PM

JonnyTruant

Would you have ever thought a year ago in 2007, by this time in 2008 so many lies would be spread by Christians regarding people of other faiths and atheists in a vain attempt to discredit and destroy them, in the process dooming themselves to hell according to their own scripture?

4/29/2008 1:36:53 PM
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