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"My husband is a minister who does evangelistic work, but I am shy. I am active in my church but I wanted so much to witness to non-Christians...
I have been leaving Chick tracts everywhere! I leave them on shelves in the grocery store and drug stores, on phone booths, on newspaper boxes, in restaurants, in public restrooms, at the doctor's office. I made special trips to the local health department, WIC clinic, homeless health clinic...just to leave tracts. Even the food stamp office and Dept. of Human Services waiting rooms. The public library. Outside the high school in a bad neighborhood. I wrap them in plastic and toss them in driveways! I scan the local section of our paper for people convicted of DUI or other crimes and mail the tracts! If people did this in every town, so many could be reached. Oh yes, I send SOMEBODY LOVES ME to abortion clinics.

Anonymous Poster, www.chick.com 68 Comments [4/28/2008 11:27:28 PM]
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Sayna

Somebody ought to arrest this woman for littering. Doesn't she know better than to leave trash everywhere?

4/28/2008 11:28:30 PM

JarJar_Head

Stop polluting by throwing all those tracts around!

Besides, we all know <html>http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/cthulhutract.html</html> is the true message.


4/28/2008 11:31:22 PM

Ken1971

Stop littering! Get a hobby that has more to do with bettering yourself and less to do with trying to make everyone else do what YOU want them to do! In other words- GET A LIFE!

4/28/2008 11:33:31 PM

cool cats

You know this tempts me to make up tracks explaining the ToE and place them in churches, private Christian schools, and other places where Christians gather.


At least my tracks would be educational.

4/28/2008 11:46:16 PM

Hw22

"If people did this in every town, so many could be reached."

I seriously doubt that. People would just despise you even more for being a stupid bitch trying to alter their actions and beliefs. Keep to yourself and stop forcing your principles on others who don't give a crap. Everyone has the right to have his/her own beliefs, and you're not going to change that and make everyone Christian.

4/28/2008 11:49:38 PM

agentCDE

Litterbug.

4/28/2008 11:52:51 PM



unless someone comes up to you and asks to hear about your god, then you have no business trying to tell them about it.



and guess what? thats what the Bible says too. you know, that book your confederates like to thump, which almost none of you have actually read all the way through?

4/28/2008 11:56:09 PM

Pokey

i'd rather you do it in person...(Ideally not t all unless someone asks) it's better for the enviroment isn't it, doing this just lowers you to the level of those stupid junk mail things

4/29/2008 12:06:01 AM

Xis

Looks like Jesus isn't one for going Green.

4/29/2008 12:16:57 AM

TheOutsider

Stalking for Jesus!

4/29/2008 12:28:33 AM

Old Viking

Why not leave little dabs of dog poo? It would get more attention and gain an equal number of converts.

4/29/2008 12:30:00 AM

maxedout

... I wanted so much to witness to non-Christians...

"Witnessing" is like "bubbly" - just another word for "annoying".

4/29/2008 12:33:03 AM

cyborgtroy

Or you could donate, like, time, you know like free labor, or like money, which you know, is the labor of others....

No?

You're just gonna give them fairy tales to wipe themselves with?

whatever.

4/29/2008 12:36:16 AM

Foster Disbelief

We need you, Mrs. Anonymous Poster, in my town. You see, I collect Chick tracts, I love the things. I have about 20 of them, and my dad and I read them when we have only a few moments to kill. They are always good for a quick laugh. Well, except the on on sexual molestation where the dad lets his neighbor abuse the daughter, and then the wife forgives them when he finds god. That one is just....*shivers*.

But try as I might, I haven't seen a chick track in my city since 2003. So come on, Mrs. Anon, help me fill my collection! Come to Altoona!


4/29/2008 12:40:53 AM

Illuminatalie

A day in the life of some psycho bimbo wife of jimbo.

4/29/2008 12:46:41 AM

pete

Stealth evangelism.

4/29/2008 12:51:16 AM

LadyJafaria

Well, there's got to be something in the restrooms for when the tissue runs out, hasn't there?

4/29/2008 1:14:27 AM

moose

http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20050911.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20050918.html

Because mockery through webcomics solves everything.

4/29/2008 1:19:05 AM

Antichrist

How about actually doing something helpful, like working at the food bank, or homeless shelter.

And I hate finding shit in my driveway. If I caught you throwing stuff on my property I'd let the rottweilers out.

4/29/2008 1:19:54 AM

werewolf

Isn't it more useful to give people real toilet paper?

4/29/2008 1:30:50 AM

Ltap

Littering is a crime too.

4/29/2008 1:31:22 AM

James

So you can't even be original in your bullshit?

4/29/2008 1:37:06 AM

tmr

Not likely. I don't know a single person who would pick up that trash and do anything other than toss it where it belongs.

Chick tracts are nothing but disgusting, filthy hate. And anyone who sees any value in them is worth no more than they are.

4/29/2008 1:45:29 AM

Dr. Funkenstein

This is what happens when me or any of my friends gets a chick tract:

1. Look confused
2. Say "Thanks?"
3. Put in pocket
4. Show to everyone and laugh heartily

4/29/2008 3:09:02 AM

funky fresh salad

I'm sure those homeless people really appreciate that you give them bullshit tracts instead of, say, food or clothing.

4/29/2008 3:12:26 AM
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