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when the brain starts to vibrate in the 40hz region "spirits or entities" are able to come take control if you allow them to

not much has been studies about the 40hz vibrational state, because it's more common to aboriginal, shamanic, African, south American , tribal peoples etc, who play drums, and didgereedoos and dance for days and days

normal transcendental meditation states are observed in westerners around 7.83 hz, the same as the earth itself, and quartz crystal

capacop, Yahoo Answers 66 Comments [4/29/2008 7:20:05 PM]
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#481960
dpareja

Uh say what? Also, isn't this more CTSTDT?

4/29/2008 7:21:48 PM

#481961
Fek'lhr

I CAN HAZ D MINUS ON SCIENCE TEST?

4/29/2008 7:22:42 PM

#481964
emau99

I won't even bother to ask for a citation on this one. It's utter garbage.

4/29/2008 7:23:24 PM

#481968
Dave

Silly hippy-wiccan-whatever-the-fuck-you-are fundy.

4/29/2008 7:24:48 PM

#481969
Dane

The brain "vibrates"?

4/29/2008 7:24:55 PM

#481974
Detrs

Whoa, that's some foul-smelling bullshit ya got there, bud.

4/29/2008 7:26:01 PM

#481981
Riin-thrall

Surely this would cause some serious skull damage.

4/29/2008 7:30:21 PM

#481983
onoma

o...k...

*walks away slowly*

4/29/2008 7:31:06 PM

#481986
Osiris

Whats worse? When fundies deny science or when fundies try to fuse science with their spirit babble?

4/29/2008 7:32:55 PM

#481989
Charlie

Personally, I vibrate at 120hz.

The ladies love me.

4/29/2008 7:34:16 PM

#481992
aaa

Far out, Man.

4/29/2008 7:34:46 PM

#481995
David D.G.

Ah, New Age fundyism. We don't see nearly as much of that here, but this is a classic example.


~David D.G.

4/29/2008 7:36:11 PM

#482008
Sinisterwing

This is dishonouring my common sense...

4/29/2008 7:45:31 PM

#482015
captain big baby jesus

i'll show you hertz *shakes fist*

4/29/2008 7:53:10 PM

#482016
Old Viking

My brain is vibrating now. Are you getting my message?

4/29/2008 7:54:30 PM

#482021
Jezebel's Evil Sister

Damn! I don't think my brain vibrates at all. I'll either have to change the batteries or visit a neurologist.

4/29/2008 8:01:27 PM

#482023
Papabear

Thank God we live in these modern times when, thanks to batteries, each of us can have his/her own personal brain vibrator.

4/29/2008 8:04:03 PM

#482028
FMG

1. No... Harmonic frequencies DO NOT WORK LIKE THAT AT ALL.
2. Aborigines, Shamanic, African, Tribals all have large links to music in their culture so play it. My granny being tribal approves of me playing the violin despite not understanding it. Its a vital way of keeping the tribe together.
3. Most south americans listen to "latin" style music which is heavily spanish influenced. I do think they should invent a Dance called the penetrada though... It would make sex look like church!
4. The last bit makes no sense. YOUR BRAIN DOES NOT VIBRATE.

I wonder what the resonance frequency of the human brain is... It would make my sonic cannon slightly more awesome if I could liquefy my opponent's brains.

4/29/2008 8:07:17 PM

#482029
ogre

Somewhere out there, N.Tesla is gyrating in his grave.

4/29/2008 8:10:18 PM

#482030
cyborgtroy

Brains do not vibrate.

If your brain is resonating at 40Hz, you probably get medical treatmen fast.

Somehow I think the earth's natural resonance is way lower than 7.83 Hz. Not to mention it's so big you would need insane amounts of energy to even get a wave all the way around it.

[What am I thinking, I'm totally forgetting earthquakes!]

Still, it's way lower than 7.83 Hz.

Also, although material affects speed of sound, and thus, resonant frequency, the frequency also depends on its length, so only some quartz crystals would resonate at that frequency.

4/29/2008 8:11:07 PM

#482032
cyborgtroy

@ogre:

But at how many revolution per second / Hertz?

4/29/2008 8:12:52 PM

#482036
Mike

Fuck the what?

4/29/2008 8:15:31 PM

#482050
Allegory for Jesus

Pseudoscience for Jesus!

4/29/2008 8:43:13 PM

#482057
Antichrist

The Brain usually works around the 40hz state. A lot of studies have been done on it. These are the gamma waves.

40-Hz coherent magnetic activity in the awake and in rapid-eye-movement (REM) sleep
http://www.pnas.org/cgi/content/abstract/90/5/2078

Synchronous activity at about 40Hz appears to be involved in binding sensory inputs into the single, unitary object we perceive.
http://www.web-us.com/40HZ/DEFAULT.HTM

I can't find anything on the 7.83 hz range that isn't some sort of new age website. It would also be nice if you people could at least decide on what range this actually is.

Edit:

Okay found a reasonable page on Brain Waves.
Theta waves (4-8 hz) are predominant during the transition stage between waking and sleeping.
http://www.neurodevelopment.com/en/brainwaves.htm

4/29/2008 8:50:57 PM

#482067
Gjervan

Music and dance - instead of drugs - to get you stoned.

That's what differs True Shamans(TM) from fALSE sHAMANS.

4/29/2008 9:03:13 PM
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