I've never found a passage in the bible that mentions the internet. It must not exist
5/30/2008 6:26:39 PM
I have no cause to believe that shit.
5/30/2008 7:49:20 PM
You know, I keep hoping one day one of these guys will sound halfway intelligent or knowledgeable...
But I guess there's no cause for that, either.
8/6/2008 5:57:10 AM
Trogdor the Enlightened
Stick to delivering presents, because you're abysmal at intellectual thought.
8/6/2008 3:10:05 PM
Well of course not.
If God said "well, see this turtle threw up and suddenly I existed" then people might worship the giant turtle instead.
8/8/2008 1:58:11 AM
Well, I say that I don't need a cause now, too. By that logic, I am correct, despite the fact that there is evidence that I was created.
6/22/2011 4:10:04 PM
So if God - something that would be more complex than the universe - doesn't need a cause, why do you insist that the universe needs a cause?
5/11/2012 10:46:19 AM
And I can't remember when my parent conceived me, but I am pretty sure it happened.
5/11/2012 3:34:31 PM
@ Dr. Shrinker
I remember going to the prom with my dad, and coming home with my mom.
5/11/2012 3:39:11 PM