Quote# 38472
Why do atheists claim to know all about science BUT don't know that the earth had a water canopy around it?
before the flood and that it is the reason for the flood????
here are the FACTS concerning the True Science of the great flood.
1) Earth was water vapor canopy surrounding the earth before the flood.
2) water was stored in small ice particles distributed in equatorial rings around the earth similar to those around Venus.
3) water canopy collapsed (Genesis 7:11, 8:2) and fell as rain.
4) Volcanic eruptions associated with the breaking up of the fountains of the great deep (Genesis 7:11) thrown dust into the water vapor canopy, causing the water vapor to nucleate on the dust particles and make rain. (Genesis 7:12)
5) water canopy would also affect the global wind systems. Also, the mountains were almost certainly not as high before the flood as they are today.
6) there was no such thing as "arctic" and "antarctic" before the flood.
Southern cross rebel,
Yahoo! answers 19 Comments [4/30/2008 11:19:15 AM]
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#521831
aaa
The stupid!
5/31/2008 6:26:11 AM
#521836
Dharmabum
I was all set to have fun with this, write something witty and funny ... but, honestly, this one is just so fucking stupid and hilarious all on its own that I can't top it.
5/31/2008 6:45:23 AM
#521838
Whas Criddle
Wow... just, wow...
5/31/2008 6:48:49 AM
#521841
Viva
Lets just say "MEGAFAIL"! and be done with it.
5/31/2008 6:58:26 AM
#521859
Beeblebrox
Why do atheists claim to know all about science BUT don't know that the earth had a water canopy around it?
before the flood and that it is the reason for the flood????
"My God, my God!; why has thou forsaken me?"
5/31/2008 7:59:55 AM
#521861
apYrs
dear FSM!!
Why can't they just leave it as Genesis saya?! A poetic rendering of a catastrophe. Why do they have to make things up to try and SCIENTIFICALLY explain an impossibility??????
If Goddidit at least we could put it outside the natural!
How can they remember to breathe!!
The stupid is soooo strong in this voodoo!
5/31/2008 8:29:24 AM
#521917
Harry
Moron, idiot, cretin, imbecile...
What comes after imbecile?
5/31/2008 12:52:56 PM
#521918
Horsefeathers
Here's a hint: "FACTS" don't come from your ass.
5/31/2008 12:57:41 PM
#521934
FMG
1. Water canopy would have compressed the atmosphere... We would have died. The falling of the canopy would have caused us to explode. This happens to deep sea animals we bring up to the surface.
2. Then its not a canopy. And Venus has no goddamn rings. The power of the sun at this range would not just vaporise it but also blow the water vapour away with both solar "wind" and indeed the nature of light.
3. It did not... There is no water canopy mentioned in the bible.
4. Thats not quite how it works. So its not "rain" its volcanic winter. Again where is the "proof".
5. Again more proof. And the amusing thing is you assume humans cannot survive this... We are plenty good at surviving. Thats why we are here.
6. Yes there was... If there is no arctic and antarctic the world would be so warm that we could not exist.
5/31/2008 1:37:09 PM
#521937
Martin
Harry: In that progression I believe "Southern cross rebel' comes next.
5/31/2008 1:42:37 PM
#648190
pra
what, venus has rings? Why haven't nobody told me?!
8/23/2008 2:46:00 PM
#648196
Philbert McAdamia
@Harry
Moron, idiot, cretin, imbecile...
What comes after imbecile?
Fundy?
8/23/2008 2:53:06 PM
#1278702
Kitourahime
You just made science cry.
Please apologise.
4/14/2011 8:54:54 AM
#1278704
Philbert McAdamia
Ah, the earth surrounding itself as water canopy, dust particle nucleation and the famous rings of Venus. Damn! I forgot about all that shit. Of course...now I believe the bible, 100%. It all makes perfect sense to me now.
Excuse me...I'll be outside collecting some 4 legged insects...
4/14/2011 9:06:56 AM
#1278756
Justanotheratheist
Because the earth didn't have a fucking water canopy around it, and because the flood never happened, and because not one of you so-called "facts" is remotely factual. Genesis as much good as a science textbook as a telephone directory is as a cookery book.
I don't claim to know much about science at all and even I managed to answer your questions.
4/14/2011 11:31:31 AM
#1278771
Swede
Where is all the scientific evidence for these things? Do they also reside in your buttock?
I'd say the mountains were probably higher some 6000 years ago than they are today. Mountains erode, ya know.
It's simple, really; there never were a world wide flood. There might have been a flood drowning all of the parts of the world that the goat-herders, who wrote the Bible, knew about. That is all.
4/14/2011 12:16:09 PM
#1278826
rw23
Ooh, ooh, I know the answer!
It's thermodynamics, innit?
That's why you're talking shit.
4/14/2011 2:59:48 PM
#1278834
Don't they have education in this guy's part of the world?
4/14/2011 3:13:54 PM
#1278854
Canadiest
Wow times six. The Flood has had no verification, all this "mountains lower" " shit , might work if you accept an old Earth with large major life forms over 65 million years ago. If your a 6000nder (which most Canopy people are)this is ALL total garbage
4/14/2011 4:43:55 PM
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