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Why do atheists claim to know all about science BUT don't know that the earth had a water canopy around it?
before the flood and that it is the reason for the flood????

here are the FACTS concerning the True Science of the great flood.
1) Earth was water vapor canopy surrounding the earth before the flood.
2) water was stored in small ice particles distributed in equatorial rings around the earth similar to those around Venus.
3) water canopy collapsed (Genesis 7:11, 8:2) and fell as rain.
4) Volcanic eruptions associated with the breaking up of the fountains of the great deep (Genesis 7:11) thrown dust into the water vapor canopy, causing the water vapor to nucleate on the dust particles and make rain. (Genesis 7:12)
5) water canopy would also affect the global wind systems. Also, the mountains were almost certainly not as high before the flood as they are today.
6) there was no such thing as "arctic" and "antarctic" before the flood.

Southern cross rebel, Yahoo! answers 19 Comments [4/30/2008 11:19:15 AM]
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The stupid!

5/31/2008 6:26:11 AM

Dharmabum

I was all set to have fun with this, write something witty and funny ... but, honestly, this one is just so fucking stupid and hilarious all on its own that I can't top it.

5/31/2008 6:45:23 AM

Whas Criddle

Wow... just, wow...

5/31/2008 6:48:49 AM

Viva

Lets just say "MEGAFAIL"! and be done with it.

5/31/2008 6:58:26 AM

Beeblebrox

Why do atheists claim to know all about science BUT don't know that the earth had a water canopy around it?
before the flood and that it is the reason for the flood????


"My God, my God!; why has thou forsaken me?"

5/31/2008 7:59:55 AM

apYrs

dear FSM!!

Why can't they just leave it as Genesis saya?! A poetic rendering of a catastrophe. Why do they have to make things up to try and SCIENTIFICALLY explain an impossibility??????

If Goddidit at least we could put it outside the natural!

How can they remember to breathe!!


The stupid is soooo strong in this voodoo!

5/31/2008 8:29:24 AM

Harry

Moron, idiot, cretin, imbecile...
What comes after imbecile?

5/31/2008 12:52:56 PM

Horsefeathers

Here's a hint: "FACTS" don't come from your ass.

5/31/2008 12:57:41 PM

FMG

1. Water canopy would have compressed the atmosphere... We would have died. The falling of the canopy would have caused us to explode. This happens to deep sea animals we bring up to the surface.

2. Then its not a canopy. And Venus has no goddamn rings. The power of the sun at this range would not just vaporise it but also blow the water vapour away with both solar "wind" and indeed the nature of light.

3. It did not... There is no water canopy mentioned in the bible.

4. Thats not quite how it works. So its not "rain" its volcanic winter. Again where is the "proof".

5. Again more proof. And the amusing thing is you assume humans cannot survive this... We are plenty good at surviving. Thats why we are here.

6. Yes there was... If there is no arctic and antarctic the world would be so warm that we could not exist.

5/31/2008 1:37:09 PM

Martin

Harry: In that progression I believe "Southern cross rebel' comes next.

5/31/2008 1:42:37 PM

pra

what, venus has rings? Why haven't nobody told me?!

8/23/2008 2:46:00 PM

Philbert McAdamia

@Harry
Moron, idiot, cretin, imbecile...
What comes after imbecile?


Fundy?

8/23/2008 2:53:06 PM

Kitourahime

You just made science cry.

Please apologise.

4/14/2011 8:54:54 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Ah, the earth surrounding itself as water canopy, dust particle nucleation and the famous rings of Venus. Damn! I forgot about all that shit. Of course...now I believe the bible, 100%. It all makes perfect sense to me now.

Excuse me...I'll be outside collecting some 4 legged insects...

4/14/2011 9:06:56 AM

Justanotheratheist

Because the earth didn't have a fucking water canopy around it, and because the flood never happened, and because not one of you so-called "facts" is remotely factual. Genesis as much good as a science textbook as a telephone directory is as a cookery book.

I don't claim to know much about science at all and even I managed to answer your questions.

4/14/2011 11:31:31 AM

Swede

Where is all the scientific evidence for these things? Do they also reside in your buttock?

I'd say the mountains were probably higher some 6000 years ago than they are today. Mountains erode, ya know.

It's simple, really; there never were a world wide flood. There might have been a flood drowning all of the parts of the world that the goat-herders, who wrote the Bible, knew about. That is all.

4/14/2011 12:16:09 PM

rw23

Ooh, ooh, I know the answer!

It's thermodynamics, innit?

That's why you're talking shit.

4/14/2011 2:59:48 PM



Don't they have education in this guy's part of the world?

4/14/2011 3:13:54 PM

Canadiest

Wow times six. The Flood has had no verification, all this "mountains lower" " shit , might work if you accept an old Earth with large major life forms over 65 million years ago. If your a 6000nder (which most Canopy people are)this is ALL total garbage


4/14/2011 4:43:55 PM
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