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If you would just take the bible for fact you would suddenly notice how factual or true it is.

Ronnie Blanchette, Facebook - RDFRS Group 9 Comments [4/30/2008 6:35:33 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Gates
WTF?! || meh
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cyborgtroy

MY VORTEXOMETER IS OFF THE CHARTS

HIS CIRCULAR LOGIC IS OVER 9000!

5/9/2008 1:59:52 PM

Alethe

The existence of the Bible is a fact. All that's written therein is hearsay (or is it 'writeread'?).

5/9/2008 2:06:56 PM

Sevagram

Stop the ride!I'm getting dizzy!!!

5/9/2008 2:08:30 PM

Carbonated Margarine

That's funny - when I decided not to hate the taste of radishes, I was sure I'd like them. Didn't work.

5/9/2008 2:11:04 PM

naturally_deselected

Snakes eat dirt.

4/23/2009 11:28:51 PM

Charmaynard

Wow, he's gone so circular, he's gone Mobius!

2/3/2011 10:15:50 AM

Dr. Shrinker

Yes, and if we all were born with on leg we would only have to spend half as much on shoes. What's your point?

2/3/2011 10:37:29 AM

The Duelist

Holy fuck!

The Stupid... it's so strong... he must be a god!!

2/3/2011 1:30:48 PM

Anon

A wise man once said:

It is possible to reduce the whole bible to two sentences. One is the sole useful sentence, the other is the sole believable sentence in the whole book.

The sole useful sentence: "Love thy neighbour as thyself"

The sole believable sentence: "Printed in China"

2/3/2011 2:04:38 PM
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