If you would just take the bible for fact you would suddenly notice how factual or true it is.
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[4/30/2008 6:35:33 ]
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Submitted By: Gates
MY VORTEXOMETER IS OFF THE CHARTS
HIS CIRCULAR LOGIC IS OVER 9000!
5/9/2008 1:59:52 PM
The existence of the Bible is a fact. All that's written therein is hearsay (or is it 'writeread'?).
5/9/2008 2:06:56 PM
Stop the ride!I'm getting dizzy!!!
5/9/2008 2:08:30 PM
That's funny - when I decided not to hate the taste of radishes, I was sure I'd like them. Didn't work.
5/9/2008 2:11:04 PM
Snakes eat dirt.
4/23/2009 11:28:51 PM
Wow, he's gone so circular, he's gone Mobius!
Yes, and if we all were born with on leg we would only have to spend half as much on shoes. What's your point?
The Stupid... it's so strong... he must be a god!!
2/3/2011 1:30:48 PM
A wise man once said:
It is possible to reduce the whole bible to two sentences. One is the sole useful sentence, the other is the sole believable sentence in the whole book.
The sole useful sentence: "Love thy neighbour as thyself"
The sole believable sentence: "Printed in China"
2/3/2011 2:04:38 PM