If you would just take the bible for fact you would suddenly notice how factual or true it is.
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[4/30/2008 6:35:33 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Gates
MY VORTEXOMETER IS OFF THE CHARTS
HIS CIRCULAR LOGIC IS OVER 9000!
5/9/2008 1:59:52 PM
The existence of the Bible is a fact. All that's written therein is hearsay (or is it 'writeread'?).
5/9/2008 2:06:56 PM
Stop the ride!I'm getting dizzy!!!
5/9/2008 2:08:30 PM
That's funny - when I decided not to hate the taste of radishes, I was sure I'd like them. Didn't work.
5/9/2008 2:11:04 PM
Snakes eat dirt.
4/23/2009 11:28:51 PM
Wow, he's gone so circular, he's gone Mobius!
2/3/2011 10:15:50 AM
Yes, and if we all were born with on leg we would only have to spend half as much on shoes. What's your point?
2/3/2011 10:37:29 AM
The Stupid... it's so strong... he must be a god!!
2/3/2011 1:30:48 PM
A wise man once said:
It is possible to reduce the whole bible to two sentences. One is the sole useful sentence, the other is the sole believable sentence in the whole book.
The sole useful sentence: "Love thy neighbour as thyself"
The sole believable sentence: "Printed in China"
2/3/2011 2:04:38 PM