Quote# 38494
If you had a supported reason for using up the Sun, would you do it?
I am thinking chiefly of 2 Peter 2:9-13 when I ask the following question:
If you had a supported reason for using up the Sun, would you do it?
I understand that you will feel a natural tendency to search for and provide your own intuition about what such a reason could be, so I will not impose my own ideas, but suffice it to say: I feel that no matter what the reason was, it would be a sin to do so.
Really? So how do you feel about the fact that the Devil is going to do it?
Do you realise that the Devil is going to destroy the Sun?
Have you got the same plans now as you had a moment ago?
Gottservant,
Foru.ms 18 Comments [4/30/2008 6:24:53 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: EnemyPartyII
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#521833
aaa
Stop huffing the paint!
5/31/2008 6:28:14 AM
#521845
Katsuro
Err, what now?
5/31/2008 7:05:09 AM
#521875
Cabraxas
It's English, I know it is. I recognise the words. What the hell is this person trying to say?
5/31/2008 10:25:20 AM
#521910
Harry
"I will not impose my own ideas"
I'm feeling safe about THAT. What the fuck ARE your ideas?
5/31/2008 12:38:51 PM
#521944
Martin
I've seen paragraphs go through babelfish several times and still come out more coherant that that.
5/31/2008 1:52:47 PM
#522101
God
The SUN!? SERIOUSLY?
I'm gonna have to get Uriel on that right away.
5/31/2008 8:49:13 PM
#522122
DarkfireTaimatsu
Oh, if the sun is destroyed, we'll just get Hal Jordan to reignite it again.
5/31/2008 9:47:08 PM
#522129
Canadiest
"using up the Sun"
Like anyone could
Any one person or bullshit God
5/31/2008 10:08:24 PM
#522139
Katz
1. How in the bloody hell could anything but time use up the sun? Do we get to decide how much of it we use now? Wouldn't it make more sense to use less of it, because of global warming/the ozone layer and all?
2. Do I have the same plans? Well, I was going to go to church, but since the Devil's gonna destroy the sun and I'm a terrible night driver, I'd better stay home and whack off.
5/31/2008 10:15:04 PM
#522143
Grigadil
Obviously, neurons are used up and destroyed whenever Gottservant thinks.
5/31/2008 10:50:32 PM
#522164
Le0n
I don't get it, is he/she trying to say solar power is "of teh debbil!"?
5/31/2008 11:33:37 PM
#522170
Zankou
This is pure bullshist. Word salad. Not a coherent thought present.
5/31/2008 11:45:30 PM
#522229
dworkin
I plan on using up the sun to build my dyson sphere along with 99.99% of the rest of the solar system too. Old Nick's just a contractor.
6/1/2008 1:39:29 AM
#522255
Moondog
The Sun is about middle-aged, which means Mr. Sun is about to go out and buy a Ferrarri. No, seriously, in about 5 billion years, it will use up all of its hydrogen, and become a red giant, like Antares or Arcturus. It will engulf Mercury, Venus, and Earth, with its larger size. No debbil involved, just the life cycle of stars. Nothing to worry about, as I don't plan on being here 5 billion years from now, either.
6/1/2008 2:45:51 AM
#522290
Ernest Tee
Have you got the same plans now as you had a moment ago?
Well now I have to buy a flashlight
6/1/2008 3:26:39 AM
#522322
protowhalepig
1....Wouldn't it make more sense to use less of it, because of global warming/the ozone layer and all?
How would you propose we use less of it?
6/1/2008 4:00:40 AM
#522367
shadoom
Incoherency for Jesus!
6/1/2008 4:35:26 AM
#553287
Wet Walnuts
The Devil is going to destroy the sun? What kind of drugs is this "Gottservant" guy on?
6/22/2008 10:28:00 AM
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