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Rock music also does physical damage to you. Its beat goes against the natural rhythm of your heart when you listen to it. Your heart then gets confused and may stop beating. This can lead to heart attacks or strokes.

Scripture 4 U, Own Blog 56 Comments [4/30/2008 9:46:31 PM]
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Submitted By: Bartlettman
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Jordan666

Total sense....

5/13/2008 1:10:41 AM

MysticalChicken

The whole "rock music makes your heart beat weird" is total bullshit IMHO.

5/13/2008 1:16:46 AM

Condor

lmao, i listen to rock (well, old rock like bowie and led zeppelin) and im alive and well!

5/13/2008 9:40:19 AM

FemmeFatale

For all the rock concerts I have attended, I think I can honestly report no more than tonsillitis - which is no surprise because a high density of people in a closed space will do that to you.

5/13/2008 9:47:11 AM

Blue Lithium

I'm listening to Bad Religion right about now...I'm fucked aren't I???

5/13/2008 5:27:24 PM

apYrs

while they're going for the rockers they're ignoring us gheys

5/13/2008 7:13:04 PM

GigaGuess

Okay, while I have heard that the heart can start to mimic the beat of the music, it's nowhere near the severity he's talking. Provided there's any fact to it in the first place.

5/13/2008 9:22:07 PM

SSJPunk

[citation needed]

5/13/2008 9:36:25 PM

Gjervan

The basslines made me puke at a Motorpsycho-concert once...

... of course, I had been drinking beer and wine in the wrong order first.

5/13/2008 9:49:46 PM

Fernando

Riiiight.

6/1/2008 4:15:35 PM

Canadiest

This is bullshit

However AC/DC, Zeppelin, Hawkwind and certain songs make you drive faster. So, just be aware. So does the 1812 Overture and other classical pieces

6/1/2008 4:18:37 PM

Natalie

I heard this at church camp when I was eight. Even then I knew it was bullshit.

6/1/2008 6:14:50 PM

Tomby Stone

My goodness ?? Rock music kills ??? This is terrible. The people must be warned !! Let's go hand out flyers at Iggy Pop and Jerry Lee Lewis shows.

6/1/2008 7:29:57 PM

aaa

Heavy metal. It rocks your world.

6/1/2008 8:46:54 PM

Jay-Sus

Are you saying Bon Jovi will cause me to have a heart attack? I should listen to more ACDC then. That'll make my hear fucking explode.

7/29/2008 1:38:08 PM

StridentLobster

Ah, the good old ignorance-superstition double whammy.


7/29/2008 4:19:29 PM

Carbonated Margarine

Waltz beats are in 3/4 time - Strauss must have been a serial killer.

7/29/2008 5:45:29 PM

Marcus

"Your heart then gets confused and may stop beating."

Physiology does not work that way!

7/29/2008 6:12:17 PM

dai

They may want to reconsider plans for next year's Cornerstone Festival.

7/29/2008 6:30:27 PM

Bad Influence

...

*snerk*

Heh heh-

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHA-

Ha.

Heh.

Ha.

Wait... you were serious?

7/29/2008 7:24:06 PM

Grigadil

This can lead to heart attacks or strokes.

You need to stay in your nursing home and keep listening to Mantovani.

7/29/2008 7:53:26 PM

Professor M

@apYrs --

Sure, but what about us non-Christian gay rockers? They never let up in their crusade against us!

7/29/2008 7:56:20 PM

Canadiest

So if I tap a couple pencils and stomp my feet 'John bonham stlyle to "When the Leevee Breaks" . You'll die?

I'll do my best

7/30/2008 2:08:41 AM

mike-mike

That's why my heart works much more efficiently then yours. Guess what? I've been listening to PUNK ROCK for most of my life. Just got back from warped tour in fact. U R an idiot.

7/30/2008 4:13:07 AM



LOL

8/3/2008 1:23:27 PM
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