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Rock music also does physical damage to you. Its beat goes against the natural rhythm of your heart when you listen to it. Your heart then gets confused and may stop beating. This can lead to heart attacks or strokes.

Scripture 4 U, Own Blog 51 Comments [4/30/2008 9:46:31 PM]
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#497512
Jordan666

Total sense....

5/13/2008 1:10:41 AM

#497518
MysticalChicken

The whole "rock music makes your heart beat weird" is total bullshit IMHO.

5/13/2008 1:16:46 AM

#498180
Condor

lmao, i listen to rock (well, old rock like bowie and led zeppelin) and im alive and well!

5/13/2008 9:40:19 AM

#498185
FemmeFatale

For all the rock concerts I have attended, I think I can honestly report no more than tonsillitis - which is no surprise because a high density of people in a closed space will do that to you.

5/13/2008 9:47:11 AM

#498939
Blue Lithium

I'm listening to Bad Religion right about now...I'm fucked aren't I???

5/13/2008 5:27:24 PM

#499075
apYrs

while they're going for the rockers they're ignoring us gheys

5/13/2008 7:13:04 PM

#499429
GigaGuess

Okay, while I have heard that the heart can start to mimic the beat of the music, it's nowhere near the severity he's talking. Provided there's any fact to it in the first place.

5/13/2008 9:22:07 PM

#499451
SSJPunk

[citation needed]

5/13/2008 9:36:25 PM

#499470
Gjervan

The basslines made me puke at a Motorpsycho-concert once...

... of course, I had been drinking beer and wine in the wrong order first.

5/13/2008 9:49:46 PM

#522860
Fernando

Riiiight.

6/1/2008 4:15:35 PM

#522863
Canadiest

This is bullshit

However AC/DC, Zeppelin, Hawkwind and certain songs make you drive faster. So, just be aware. So does the 1812 Overture and other classical pieces

6/1/2008 4:18:37 PM

#522946
Natalie

I heard this at church camp when I was eight. Even then I knew it was bullshit.

6/1/2008 6:14:50 PM

#522985
Tomby Stone

My goodness ?? Rock music kills ??? This is terrible. The people must be warned !! Let's go hand out flyers at Iggy Pop and Jerry Lee Lewis shows.

6/1/2008 7:29:57 PM

#523073
aaa

Heavy metal. It rocks your world.

6/1/2008 8:46:54 PM

#604598
Jay-Sus

Are you saying Bon Jovi will cause me to have a heart attack? I should listen to more ACDC then. That'll make my hear fucking explode.

7/29/2008 1:38:08 PM

#604783
StridentLobster

Ah, the good old ignorance-superstition double whammy.


7/29/2008 4:19:29 PM

#604895
Carbonated Margarine

Waltz beats are in 3/4 time - Strauss must have been a serial killer.

7/29/2008 5:45:29 PM

#604922
Marcus

"Your heart then gets confused and may stop beating."

Physiology does not work that way!

7/29/2008 6:12:17 PM

#604936
dai

They may want to reconsider plans for next year's Cornerstone Festival.

7/29/2008 6:30:27 PM

#605010
Bad Influence

...

*snerk*

Heh heh-

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHA-

Ha.

Heh.

Ha.

Wait... you were serious?

7/29/2008 7:24:06 PM

#605066
Grigadil

This can lead to heart attacks or strokes.

You need to stay in your nursing home and keep listening to Mantovani.

7/29/2008 7:53:26 PM

#605072
Professor M

@apYrs --

Sure, but what about us non-Christian gay rockers? They never let up in their crusade against us!

7/29/2008 7:56:20 PM

#605522
Canadiest

So if I tap a couple pencils and stomp my feet 'John bonham stlyle to "When the Leevee Breaks" . You'll die?

I'll do my best

7/30/2008 2:08:41 AM

#605707
mike-mike

That's why my heart works much more efficiently then yours. Guess what? I've been listening to PUNK ROCK for most of my life. Just got back from warped tour in fact. U R an idiot.

7/30/2008 4:13:07 AM

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LOL

8/3/2008 1:23:27 PM
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