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if Scripture told us that we're going to go through it, i'd have a bomb shelter started in my back yard, i'd be stocking up reserves like mad, collecting Bibles, tracts...etc.

Basically i would like to think i'd be planning properly for a long, hard, petrefying 7 years.


Thankfully, though... God's way of doing things is to take us up to be with Him, He always does the right thing, and i'm grateful He's assured us that the right thing is for us to not be here when it all goes down.

icebear, RaptureReady 2 Comments [4/30/2008 10:17:24 PM]
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WTF?! || meh
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Anonymous Tau

It's funny how the first 'reserve' it thinks of is bibles.

I think he expects god to give him all that trivial worldly stuff like food, water, space to dump his fecal matter, medicine...

6/23/2010 2:38:58 AM

Wozza

Mate, you're already not here

6/23/2010 2:52:31 AM
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