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Jesus WASN'T Italian or French or British or Thai or a Metrosexual, NO He was American. THAT'S WHY AMERICA IS UNDER GOD!!!

One more from True Christian, True Christian 69 Comments [4/30/2008 10:11:51 PM]
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Submitted By: logicprevails
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Condor

america didnt exist back when jesus would have been alive, (if he existed at all) you dumb xenophobic fuck.

5/12/2008 12:00:02 PM

boobiesandexplosions

no he wasn't

fail

5/12/2008 12:15:09 PM



Gotta be Poe . . .

5/12/2008 12:18:49 PM

El Guapo

This must be worthy of an award.

5/12/2008 12:37:49 PM

J

Wow....just....wow

5/12/2008 12:44:07 PM

Christopher

Oh come on. No one is this dumb!

5/12/2008 12:53:11 PM

Grapefruit

Yes, and Buddha was French, Muhammad was Danish and Joseph Smith was from a small village on Mars.

Their version of Jesus says "Love me or burn forever". Is that American to say?


5/12/2008 1:03:06 PM

BenB

I'm fairly sure this is a spoof.

Check his other pages

http://www.truechristian.com/kidzlot2.html

Hmmmmm.

5/12/2008 1:04:11 PM

Annabella

EPIC FAIL

5/12/2008 1:21:13 PM

Doodlewe


5/12/2008 7:31:37 PM



Please be a Poe. Otherwise, I weep for humanity.

5/12/2008 8:19:08 PM

Viva

Poe!

5/12/2008 8:23:00 PM

A. Person

Guys, it's a shock site, don't get worked up. If you check his mail bag and some of the other pages, it even says so.

Still, this stuff was pretty funny :)

5/12/2008 8:23:40 PM

Feminazi

No he was a JEW from ISEAL. He didn't even speak english. He spoke ARAMAIC. You fucking moron.

5/12/2008 8:28:13 PM



I guess the problem is that in the context of all these other loopy quotes this "Jesus was American" one looks plausible.

5/12/2008 8:29:12 PM

GigaGuess

Jesus WASN'T Italian or French or British or Thai or a Metrosexual, NO He was JEWISH.

Fixed if for ya. Simple typo. Coulda happened to anyone.

5/12/2008 8:34:04 PM

Freboy

Neither of those nation states existed around year 0. You lose.

5/12/2008 8:38:15 PM

Beastly

That site is a joke!

5/12/2008 8:47:05 PM

Hagsrus

One look at the "Onan" chapter on the kids page tells it all -- very funny site.

5/12/2008 9:56:04 PM

Jordan666

No. No he wasn't.

5/13/2008 1:09:56 AM

Shann

Poe. No way this crap is serious. And satire - really, really bad, unfunny satire.

5/13/2008 1:46:12 AM

BCD

Are the mods really that stupid?

5/13/2008 4:47:22 AM

shriekback


5/13/2008 5:33:25 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

I like how "metrosexual" is just thrown in with a bunch of nationalities.

5/13/2008 6:38:23 AM

Max

... Idiot.

Poe?

5/13/2008 6:42:17 AM
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