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#485505
Durane
Holy shit, that guy must be hung like a whale. Shoved his penis right through the phone line.
5/3/2008 6:17:05 PM
#485523
Anti-Goth
LOLWUT
5/3/2008 6:58:28 PM
#485525
Hw22
What are they going to do -- charge the guy with phone-rape? Sounds like an intelligent bunch.
5/3/2008 7:00:05 PM
#485529
Deep Search
So... She was masturbating while talking on the phone and then claims it was rape? And having phone sex means you're no longer a virgin... Okay.
You know, you can always just hang up... I wonder what the hell they'd think of cyber sex.
5/3/2008 7:03:38 PM
#485531
werewolf
Telemarketing at its finest.
5/3/2008 7:05:44 PM
#485540
Miri
Sounds a bit like my, supposedly educated and intelligent, friend who was talked into believing it wasn't sex unless you both... umm... "completed." Well, his fiance who talked him into that had "completed" with many of his closest friends throughout their relationship and engagement until she slept with the one I happened to be living with. I don't keep quiet too well, and I tend to kick people out of their (my) apartments for being stupid.
phonesex != sex, but a lot of other things do.
5/3/2008 7:25:25 PM
#485550
dethtoll
"And one doesn't lose one's virginity by one's own hand."
Unfortunately for 4chan.
5/3/2008 7:37:36 PM
#485556
Cabal
What the absolute FUCK
5/3/2008 7:44:36 PM
#485572
Do they really KNOW what virginity is?.
5/3/2008 7:58:13 PM
#485576
cool cats
Scientists have discovered the formation of several new black holes in Tunisia. However they are a a loss to explain their presence. Some have hypothesized that a family of religious fundamentalists tried to use their brains, but in the process their heads collapsed in on themselves thus forming hyperdense singularities.
5/3/2008 8:01:07 PM
#485583
cool cats
News Update:
Scientists have now discovered that the black holes formed immediately after the same family of fundamentalists tried to explain how their daughter was raped via phone sex.
5/3/2008 8:17:11 PM
#485588
ProudSecularist
Virginity means "never had sex"
It doesn't mean "still has hymen."
Masturbation is NOT sex.
You can't rape somebody over the phone, because technically you can't even have sex with somebody over the phone. "Phonesex" is just a phrase not literal sex.
5/3/2008 8:23:13 PM
#485593
Joe-Bob
So basically she had had sex before the phone conversation.
OR
she broke her own hymen using fingers/dildo/some-other-phalic-object during the phone sex.
OR
She had sex after the phone conversation but before anyone thought to investigate.
OR
Some divine force had sexual relations with the girl while she was having phone sex.
You pick.
5/3/2008 8:28:47 PM
#485594
So, wait, they're arguing that rape occured over the phone line? I mean, how the hell?
I mean, did he tele-stick it in after she said 'tele-no'?
5/3/2008 8:29:26 PM
#485596
Dave
See, she originally just wanted to have phone-foreplay, but he inserted his phone-penis into her phone-vagina while she said phone-no.
5/3/2008 8:34:20 PM
#485601
Clare
WTF?
5/3/2008 8:45:59 PM
#485604
Old Viking
That guy is g-o-o-d! To think that my modest ambition has been to place an obscene phone call collect.
5/3/2008 8:53:12 PM
#485651
anevilmeme
Wow! That makes our nutty fundies seem almost normal.
5/3/2008 9:39:14 PM
#485653
ID82
So I guess the daughter is too embarrsed to admit she broke her hymen with a dildo.
5/3/2008 9:42:10 PM
#485691
Nutz
wow, phonerape. What will they think of next?
5/3/2008 10:50:51 PM
#485694
Princess Rot
What? This doesn't make sense as a rape allegation, not even to me, a radfem. If he coerced her then all he would be guilty of, IMO, is being a manipulative asshole. Though that doesn't seem the case here. Sounds like this woman is trying to save face somewhere, why I can't imagine. You can't lose your virginity by masturbating, and if you injure yourself, tough shit!
coolcats ftw
5/3/2008 11:03:43 PM
#485704
James
Surely this is an unprecedented level of stupid.
5/3/2008 11:41:35 PM
#485718
Antichrist
In that part of the world no hymen does equal no virginity (unfortunately). Therefore, in there eyes she's no longer a virgin and might as well be tossed since no man would want her.
But if these two are so close, why not just have him marry her and carry on with life? Sounds like their into each other.
5/4/2008 12:05:50 AM
#485736
nintendofreakgcn
Virginity does not work that way!
5/4/2008 12:20:49 AM
#485749
Beccs
I want to know where she stuck that phone!
One second thoughts, I really don't!
5/4/2008 12:36:55 AM
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