Coincidences for jesus?
5/8/2008 4:23:02 AM
oh my gif?
5/8/2008 4:26:44 AM
oh my gif?
5/8/2008 4:26:45 AM
Yeah...and your point is what, exactly?
5/8/2008 4:47:06 AM
Simple things amuse simple minds. Odd coincidences fucking baffle them.
5/8/2008 4:47:17 AM
This one time I had spaghetti for lunch, then for dinner we were having... spaghetti!
THANK YOU FSM FOR GIVING ME A SIGN OF YOUR POWER!
5/8/2008 4:53:15 AM
EmmaN has been using occult methods to divine which babble verses will be read in church. She probably dances too.
BURN THE WITCH!
5/8/2008 4:56:09 AM
You must read significant Bible passages a lot, huh!
5/8/2008 4:57:16 AM
This isn't much of a surprise. Fundies always read the same verses. Usually the ones that deal with people that aren't them burning in Hell.
5/8/2008 4:59:01 AM
Considering you people eat about 25 verses total, it's not that surprising.
5/8/2008 5:13:08 AM
And did the Lord reply "Duuuuude!" ?
5/8/2008 5:35:28 AM
Allegory for Jesus
ITs a mEssege fRum TEH Jeseuss!!!1!!1
QuiCKj, youm mUst kll Ur FISTR BORNs Son!!11!one
Doo it b4 Jessussess geTZ ANgerd!
(Sorry. This is how I am obliged to respond to this level of naivete).
5/8/2008 5:43:16 AM
it's "ohmy.gif". It's the filename for the emoticon she used there.
My bad. I didn't notice that it copied like that, or I would've replaced it with something like [OMG emoticon].
5/8/2008 6:34:49 AM
Like that one time, when I was watching Buffy and there Spike said 'That diabolical torture device, the comfy chair.' And I was like WTF, is a God moment or what, because I saw that very Monty Python sketch he is citing there EARLIER THAT DAY!
God's even in unholy series like Buffy... baffling.
5/8/2008 7:05:39 AM
What? All that omnipotence from one end of the universe to the other and she's wowing all over this?
5/8/2008 7:23:27 AM
Shoot me now if this is the hope for the future.
5/8/2008 7:28:24 AM
So I checked into this hotel and went to my room. I sat on the bed and looked at the bedside cabinet.
"I bet there's a bible in that cabinet," I said to myself.
I opened the top drawer - and there was a bible!
What are the odds of that/hey wow/goddidit/[various crazy emoticons]???
Even stranger - I don't believe in bible god!
5/8/2008 9:09:52 AM
So I was like WOW LORD!
= Please translate the above into sensible English. It is unintelligible as it stands.
= Please also note that the word 'Like' does not mean 'saying' or 'said'.
Your Pastor will not be pleased, moreover, unless you learn to speak in Elizabethan English.
5/8/2008 9:37:43 AM
You are a joke.
5/8/2008 10:47:42 AM
And could it be that in a certain time, every single Christian in the world comments on the same passages for its SIGNIFICANCE?
5/8/2008 1:30:31 PM
I hardly ever watch television. My husband is a huge fan of My Name is Earl. Once, several months ago, I saw about 10 minutes of the show while I was doing something in the same room. Then, just recently, I walked in while he was watching the show. It was the exact same scene I'd seen several months ago. I've never seen any other part of the show in all the time he's been watching it; at least a couple of years.
I wonder what god is trying to tell me by making me see the same scene in a prison with Alyssa Milano (Alyssa Milano? Seriously?). The only scene I've ever seen, and I've seen it twice.
Wow, god. Just, wow.
5/8/2008 2:17:55 PM
So I'm like, on FSTDT, and like, reading what these people are saying, and like, this girl's like, saying like, a buncha times in one, like, sentence?
And I'm like, "I don't, like, like the whole 'like' thing. Yah know, it's supposed to, like, mean something, but I just totally don't get it! Like wow!"
5/8/2008 4:30:43 PM
Yes, and those verses were, "Judas went out and hung himself."
"Go Thou and do likewise."
5/8/2008 4:44:04 PM
once I was playing a song on a cd, turned off the cd when it was done, turned on the radio and the exact same song was just beginning...what was god telling me?????? Oh yeah! sometimes funny coincidences happen!
Also, it's not much of a coincidence if you're a nutter who reads the bible regularly, chances are if you talk to another bible nut then they've read similar passages. Especially since you guys seem to hand pick the same verses over and over again.
5/8/2008 4:46:47 PM
Subjective validation, like, for Jesus!
5/8/2008 4:59:41 PM