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"Right now, you are closer to Hell than you are to the airport!"
Well what do you know? She's right. Since I'm sitting here reading her blog, I feel very much like I'm in Hell.
5/9/2008 1:33:52 AM
FAIL. I'm within 3 kilometres of the airport. Sometimes I get bothered by the noise of supersonic planes landing there.
Oh, and plus the airport exists, unlike Hell.
5/9/2008 1:49:28 AM
Seven of Nine
We are Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. We are Borg.
5/9/2008 2:17:15 AM
Well, getting to the Airport is like driving through hell with all the construction in Vancouver...
5/9/2008 2:18:07 AM
Actually you can't get to hell if you live in the southeast without going the Atlanta airport.
5/9/2008 2:20:18 AM
Big Chicken Dinner
I saw them people giving the proof about HELL and it was very convincing! I don't know how people can deny all the evidence preachers give, but if all the athiests want to stay out of HELL, they just have to wash up in the blood of the LORD. We have the most perfect proof, and that is the Bible, which very clearly states that everything written in it is right.
We got evidence for the Great Flood, Saddam and Gomoreah, Jesus dying on the cross, Creationist, and a canopy of water over the earth, etc - it's called the BIBLE! We've had answers for years now and they haven't NEVER changed, but "science" changes all the time.
Now who do you generally believe, the person that keeps the same story or the shady guy that changes his story everytime his lie is caught?
5/9/2008 2:24:53 AM
Preach it Brother Big Chicken Dinner!!! Hallelujah!!! Glory to Jeeeeeesus!!!! hijfhgfidhghutherjhiuhk khtifnweio euirsncyrewhrm n ioewrue w[ reur qyjfnewkltjo[jh
5/9/2008 2:34:49 AM
I feel enlightened and -- thanks to Glory Bound and BCD -- inspired. I wonder if we can get the two of them hitched up. I'd give anything to see the little knuckle-draggers that resulted.
5/9/2008 2:46:11 AM
Old Viking, I would love to meet Bro. Big Chicken Dinner, but I sense the Spirit saying we are both men, and that would constitute sodomy. Also, I understand that gaysex leads to Gay Bowel Syndrome and constipation.
5/9/2008 2:51:17 AM
So, in other words, the core is closer to the surface than the bottom of the crust?
5/9/2008 2:52:29 AM
Everyone knows that the entrance to Hades is in Taenarum. Just ask Psyche and Heracles!
5/9/2008 3:35:50 AM
No, Mom of 9, the only hollow core I detect here is the one between your ears.
5/9/2008 4:41:31 AM
So the Earth is emo?
"I am hollow inside!!"
5/9/2008 5:40:38 AM
Big Chicken Dinner and Glory Bound do not have any children and if you have you probably need to kill them for their own good. . .
Fuck Tards. . .
5/9/2008 5:53:14 AM
Big Chicken Dinner
I'm a fuckin moron and I like the cock. . . in my ass!!!
5/9/2008 5:54:16 AM
Stop attributing your crappy mythology to scientists!
5/9/2008 6:01:00 AM
Let me be the first, surprisingly, to say: SCIENCE DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
5/9/2008 6:49:28 AM
Pulling stuff out of your ass for Jesus!
5/9/2008 7:22:48 AM
So Hell is a physical place. That means heaven is too. So where was heaven before the world/universe came into being? Was God homeless?
5/9/2008 9:08:12 AM
I think you've gotten addicted to epidurals.
5/9/2008 9:20:11 AM
GEOLOGY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
The core is "so hot that they cannot even record" its temperature, but it's only "sixteen miles from the earth's surface"?
So, wouldn't that instantly VAPORIZE the crust and everything on it? O__o
5/9/2008 9:42:00 AM
BCD, My favorite troll is back!
5/9/2008 9:54:22 AM
Remove your ankles from behind your ears and go park your arse in a library and read some real science books.
5/9/2008 10:26:06 AM
"... if all the athiests want to stay out of HELL, they just have to wash up in the blood of the LORD. We have the most perfect proof, and that is the Bible, which very clearly states that everything written in it is right."
Proof to me that BCD is simply a very naughty satirist. Me, I prefer to wash up in Fairy Liquid.
That second sentence neatly sums up fundyism. Perfecto!
5/9/2008 10:28:26 AM
I'm actually closer to the airport!
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