I'm sure alot of you atheists are *close* to your pets, what if one of you decided to marry it? If we're bending the rules of marriage for gays, why not cho-mos, incestors, and atheist animal lovers?? What significance is marriage then???
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Ask Joe Millionaire, Britney Spears, the thousands of "Bachelors" and "Bachelorettes," the near 50% divorce rate, and the gold diggers out there.
They will tell you how sacred the institution is, I'm sure.
Unless the ceremony were to take place in my country of Oz or Narnia, the animal would not be able to give it's consent the way two people of the same gender could... that would be the difference.
(This post is as grounded in reality as Illuminati's)
What significance is marriage then
I have read a lot of these posts about the "significance" of marriage and the "sanctity" of marriage and I have to say, if your self-esteem or self-worth is so fragile that it can be damaged by gays getting married, you probably ought to see a psychiatrist.
of course, I can't believe no one has ever thought of that consequence before
obviously people who love their animals will immediately protest for their ability to marry them should gay marriage become legal
quit trying to hide your ignorance and hate behind an argument so unstable that it would fall over if I farted on it
Because homosexuality and bestiality are SO close to each other.
This is one argument (and there aren't very many of them for me) in which I feel that furries do have a place in this world. Furries allow people with tendencies towards bestiality to refrain from fucking their poodle.
"You see, if your the one that can't see the difference then, Theoo, your the one,,,with the problem, Rudy"
I'm Clue-bat Cosby
Yet another bigot who tries to turn the discussion of gay marriage into something its not (i.e. a discussion of marriage between humans and animals, family members and adults/children).
When you do this, you are essentially acknowledging that you have NO valid arguments against gay marriage, so you have to turn the discussion into something else to make a point. Get back to us when you have something to say about the topic at hand. Hearing an actual argument against gay marriage might be an interesting diversion, seeing as how your side has never been able to produce one before.
"I'm sure alot of you atheists are *close* to your pets, what if one of you decided to marry it? If we're bending the rules of marriage for gays"
Right-wing Fundamental ist Christian & anti-abortionist Neal Hors(l)ey.
Your argument is invalid.
Confused?
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