I'm with the folks who say dragon tales are simply stories about man's victory over the dinosaurs. We know that some creatures today are capable of breathing fire so why not some of the dinos?
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>>We know that some creatures today are capable of breathing fire <<
The closest I can think of is the bombardier beetle, and it merely farts vaporized hydrogen peroxide.
Note: certain drunken homo sapiens don't count. The alcohol burns outside of the mouth.
"We know that some creatures today are capable of breathing fire"
Care to show me some, fbridges2? C'mon, there must be at least one link to YouTube with a clip from, say, a documentary series; BBC's "Wildlife on One"/Sir David Attenborough's "Life" series, ITV's "Survival" series (in the late 1970s-early 1980s) or from the National Geographic channel.
...nope? Well then:
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Along with the fantasy Biblical dragon you flew in on.
We know that some creatures today are capable of breathing fire
We know that some creatures today are capable of breathing fire
We know that some creatures today are capable of breathing fire
... what.
It must have been tough for man to defeat the dinosaurs when the dinos had already been dead for 65 million years. Talk about kicking a dinosaur when he's down.
We seriously need some fucking citations for both of your statements.
I... I think that... Whuuuut?...
Fire... Jesus, this must be a Poe.
Please, o ye gods, let this be a Poe....!
"Is it just me or do all Hovindites use the word "folks" an awful lot? His chummy facade got to them that much i suppose."
I find his excessive use of "boys and girls" in his presentations to be especially annoying. His condescending way of trying to get people to believe "he taught high school science for fifteen years".
"I'm with the folks who say dragon tales are simply stories about man's victory over the dinosaurs."
So you're with the idiots, then?
Confused?
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