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#47671
Redhunter
I have but one question; I like to fuck, I like things that are sinful and wrong, does any of this apply to me?
After the nasty cheese-gratin' accident, I was unable to father children. According to the bible I am imperfect and not worthy of heaven. The calamity happened to me although I was praying to god.
Now when the wifey and I have relations, and we know that no children will be a product of our joining, we are sinning again and worthy of hell.
And the fact that god made me a horndog to begin with, well, I guess that's my fault as well. So you can see, I'm fucked because I like to fuck.
So fuck your judgmental attitude, and fuck the children, and fuck you and your bible.
6/29/2006 10:07:35 AM
#145970
Rahab
I bet this guy is pretty thrilling in the sack.
*snicker*
1/25/2007 5:07:27 AM
#145983
Beccs
But I like sex too and there's no way I want to be knocked up every time!
1/25/2007 5:19:53 AM
#146121
Blue Lithium
While sex is a good thing
Well done.
sex divorced from it's principal God-given intent is sinful and wrong.
Oh. And you were doing so well...
1/25/2007 12:38:19 PM
#146127
Toga
So if God only intends me to have sex for babies, why don't I have a conspicuous ovulation cycle so that my partner can tell when I'm fertile? Why did It make it so that sex for babies has a failure rate?
1/25/2007 12:44:00 PM
#146141
birch
Why did God make it so pleasureable then? Giving birth is not feel good, but the sex is definitely great.
1/25/2007 1:03:12 PM
#146247
Captain Janeway
If God wanted us to have sex for creation only, women would have an estrous cycle and only then men and women would have sex about every 9-10 months (it does take awhile to produce a rugrat).
Men need to fling the goo almost daily. God's 'perfect' design doesn't seem all that perfect.
1/25/2007 6:00:25 PM
#146250
Sierra
\"simply perscribe the Pill out of personal convienece\"
WTF!? They're extending the \"women are just getting abortions out of TEH CONVENIENCE!!\" line to prescribing hormones to treatendometriosis??
1/25/2007 6:14:09 PM
#146391
socktree
Janeway:
Don't forget about the clitoris! That has no other purpose than pleasure.
1/25/2007 10:01:54 PM
#146591
Captain Janeway
SockTree, I never forget it. ;-)
1/26/2007 12:27:39 AM
#146596
Rahab
I also suppose this means sex after menopause is inherently evil and sinful. Right?
1/26/2007 12:35:07 AM
#153429
Sarcastic-Fox
Then how come there are so many different animals that take pleasure in sex when there is no chance for the babeh \"you hold so dear\"? Why did God create them this way? Are they just \"sinning animals\", and they won't go to heaven because of it?
Also, how come in the bible, if someone causes a pregnant woman to abort, all he has to do is pay a fee, but if he harms the woman, he must have the exact same thing done to him.
2/4/2007 3:48:35 PM
#476678
cyborgtroy
I think it's okay to have religion as long as you don't believe in it.
4/24/2008 8:05:36 PM
#1001554
EvoPagan
Sane people don't care what a celibate man in a dress thinks about sex and marriage.
8/6/2009 3:48:20 AM
#1004610
Which means that, when my widowed 56 years old grandmother remarried, she was committing sin, is that what you´re insinuating?
8/11/2009 1:25:50 PM
#1163546
JonnyTruant
While you opening your mouth to spout your foolishness is harmful and cruel. If I believed in sin, I'd add that, too.
6/1/2010 9:52:54 AM
#1163615
Zuzu
Fuckity fuckity fuckity fuck!! Comments like this make me see red!
I have endometriosis, and my specialist assures me that the only way to control it is to take the pill.
Actually, I tell a lie. There is another solution: have surgery every fucking year until menopause!
Fr. Rob can go swivel on something sharp and pointy. And then he can die in a fire.
And by then, I might have calmed down...
6/1/2010 1:58:56 PM
#1163653
Perscripshuns ar allways givin out too convienetly pervent concievin a baybee. :p
6/1/2010 3:30:20 PM
#1163656
Brianisha
How about I just kick you in the balls and teach my kids about condoms. Sound cool to you buster?
6/1/2010 3:40:33 PM
#1163660
Blasphemina
Dear Dickhead Fr. Rob,
Please get reincarnated as a woman with a bad heart or aneurysm or severe diabetes or kidney disease or cancer and tell me if you still think that is true. Or maybe these women and their husbands should just suck it up and sleep in separate beds. OR, maybe you should go fuck yourself. In the ass. With a broomstick that's been dipped in AIDs.
6/1/2010 3:47:26 PM
#1189281
The Duelist
This reminds me of Navaros... if our penises have more uses apart form peeing and sex, why doesn't the Lawd tell us about them?
8/7/2010 10:33:46 AM
#1367524
Marriage was nothing more than a contract until well into the twentieth century, dipshit.
1/19/2012 11:18:01 AM
#1367540
rw23
So, Father Rob, when you say that "sex divorced from it's principal God-given intent is sinful and wrong", are you telling us that the Pope is an evil, lying bastard for sheltering paedophile priests from secular (and rightful) justice?
1/19/2012 12:01:53 PM
#1367543
Dr.Shrinker
So who's going to pay for the care, feeding and (almost certainly) future prison terms of all those unwanted babies? "The parents," I hear you bellow. Okay, but what if they don't?
Well Rob?
1/19/2012 12:06:07 PM
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