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The ONLY circumstance that I can see any form of contraception as being OK in is an instance where the contraceptive is not being used as a contraceptive. For instance, the Pill is often perscribed to women with Endometriosis. I would prefer that doctors embrace other means of caring for women in this situation, and if they do not seek other means, but simply perscribe the Pill out of personal convienece, I would find another doctor.

The principal, biblical reason for marriage is the begetting of Children. Of course, in our day, those couples who are unable to concieve can (and should!) adopt.

While sex is a good thing, and is a act in which a husband and wife are to be joyful in. . . sex divorced from it's principal God-given intent is sinful and wrong.

Fr. Rob, Christian Forums 25 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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I have but one question; I like to fuck, I like things that are sinful and wrong, does any of this apply to me?

After the nasty cheese-gratin' accident, I was unable to father children. According to the bible I am imperfect and not worthy of heaven. The calamity happened to me although I was praying to god.

Now when the wifey and I have relations, and we know that no children will be a product of our joining, we are sinning again and worthy of hell.

And the fact that god made me a horndog to begin with, well, I guess that's my fault as well. So you can see, I'm fucked because I like to fuck.

So fuck your judgmental attitude, and fuck the children, and fuck you and your bible.

6/29/2006 10:07:35 AM


I bet this guy is pretty thrilling in the sack.


1/25/2007 5:07:27 AM


But I like sex too and there's no way I want to be knocked up every time!

1/25/2007 5:19:53 AM

Blue Lithium

While sex is a good thing

Well done.

sex divorced from it's principal God-given intent is sinful and wrong.

Oh. And you were doing so well...

1/25/2007 12:38:19 PM


So if God only intends me to have sex for babies, why don't I have a conspicuous ovulation cycle so that my partner can tell when I'm fertile? Why did It make it so that sex for babies has a failure rate?

1/25/2007 12:44:00 PM


Why did God make it so pleasureable then? Giving birth is not feel good, but the sex is definitely great.

1/25/2007 1:03:12 PM

Captain Janeway

If God wanted us to have sex for creation only, women would have an estrous cycle and only then men and women would have sex about every 9-10 months (it does take awhile to produce a rugrat).

Men need to fling the goo almost daily. God's 'perfect' design doesn't seem all that perfect.

1/25/2007 6:00:25 PM


\"simply perscribe the Pill out of personal convienece\"

WTF!? They're extending the \"women are just getting abortions out of TEH CONVENIENCE!!\" line to prescribing hormones to treatendometriosis??

1/25/2007 6:14:09 PM



Don't forget about the clitoris! That has no other purpose than pleasure.

1/25/2007 10:01:54 PM

Captain Janeway

SockTree, I never forget it. ;-)

1/26/2007 12:27:39 AM


I also suppose this means sex after menopause is inherently evil and sinful. Right?

1/26/2007 12:35:07 AM


Then how come there are so many different animals that take pleasure in sex when there is no chance for the babeh \"you hold so dear\"? Why did God create them this way? Are they just \"sinning animals\", and they won't go to heaven because of it?

Also, how come in the bible, if someone causes a pregnant woman to abort, all he has to do is pay a fee, but if he harms the woman, he must have the exact same thing done to him.

2/4/2007 3:48:35 PM


I think it's okay to have religion as long as you don't believe in it.

4/24/2008 8:05:36 PM


Sane people don't care what a celibate man in a dress thinks about sex and marriage.

8/6/2009 3:48:20 AM

Which means that, when my widowed 56 years old grandmother remarried, she was committing sin, is that what you´re insinuating?

8/11/2009 1:25:50 PM


While you opening your mouth to spout your foolishness is harmful and cruel. If I believed in sin, I'd add that, too.

6/1/2010 9:52:54 AM


Fuckity fuckity fuckity fuck!! Comments like this make me see red!

I have endometriosis, and my specialist assures me that the only way to control it is to take the pill.

Actually, I tell a lie. There is another solution: have surgery every fucking year until menopause!

Fr. Rob can go swivel on something sharp and pointy. And then he can die in a fire.

And by then, I might have calmed down...

6/1/2010 1:58:56 PM

Perscripshuns ar allways givin out too convienetly pervent concievin a baybee. :p

6/1/2010 3:30:20 PM


How about I just kick you in the balls and teach my kids about condoms. Sound cool to you buster?

6/1/2010 3:40:33 PM


Dear Dickhead Fr. Rob,

Please get reincarnated as a woman with a bad heart or aneurysm or severe diabetes or kidney disease or cancer and tell me if you still think that is true. Or maybe these women and their husbands should just suck it up and sleep in separate beds. OR, maybe you should go fuck yourself. In the ass. With a broomstick that's been dipped in AIDs.

6/1/2010 3:47:26 PM

The Duelist

This reminds me of Navaros... if our penises have more uses apart form peeing and sex, why doesn't the Lawd tell us about them?

8/7/2010 10:33:46 AM

Marriage was nothing more than a contract until well into the twentieth century, dipshit.

1/19/2012 11:18:01 AM


So, Father Rob, when you say that "sex divorced from it's principal God-given intent is sinful and wrong", are you telling us that the Pope is an evil, lying bastard for sheltering paedophile priests from secular (and rightful) justice?

1/19/2012 12:01:53 PM


So who's going to pay for the care, feeding and (almost certainly) future prison terms of all those unwanted babies? "The parents," I hear you bellow. Okay, but what if they don't?

Well Rob?

1/19/2012 12:06:07 PM

Ok, what are you advocating exactly?, that married couples who can´t conceive shouldn´t have sex or that sterile people shouldn´t get married or that anything that prevents conception should prevented at all, including use of paracetamol?

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