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Hey stupid evolutionists,if I'm related to monkeys then how come I never see any at my family reunions?
Answer me that oh wise ones!

Darwin Was Wrong, Yahoo! Answers 66 Comments [5/12/2008 10:33:21 AM]
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#496371


You, the individual, has no relation to Monkies.

You, the Human being, shares a common ancestor with them from millions of years ago.

Why is this such a hard concept for you?

5/12/2008 10:41:52 AM
#496379


Oh, I see a lot of monkeys there...

5/12/2008 10:51:57 AM
#496382
FMG

Because we are related to apes and you are related to monkeys.

Report for testing... We have a new sapient species.

5/12/2008 10:53:24 AM
#496387
anatiedaephobic

It's a joke

5/12/2008 10:57:30 AM
#496403
toothache

Really? You sure?

5/12/2008 11:09:53 AM
#496406
Mister Spak

Hey stupid fundie when was the last time you looked in a mirror?

5/12/2008 11:11:04 AM
#496411
Johannes9126

The brain is a vestigial organ, too, you fundtard. If you don't use it, you tend to lose it...

5/12/2008 11:12:23 AM
#496415
James

Do you ever invite any?

5/12/2008 11:14:14 AM
#496431
LAchlan

This makes me want to drink bleach.

5/12/2008 11:26:43 AM
#496441
Heather

You never invited any?

5/12/2008 11:33:03 AM
#496447
aaa

Damn attentionwhores.

5/12/2008 11:35:12 AM
#496457
Comicartist

Fuck headdesk. This requires a deskhead.

5/12/2008 11:40:46 AM
#496464
Dogmeat

"Hey stupid evolutionists"

Hey there!

...You're an idiot!

:D

5/12/2008 11:47:19 AM
#496465
IanC

Gotta be a joke.

5/12/2008 11:47:19 AM
#496481
JonnyHenrix

looked yourself in the mirror? i'd bet you se the monkey right there

5/12/2008 12:04:18 PM
#496485
J-Hay

Perhaps you would if you weren't too busy hitting on your cousins.

5/12/2008 12:06:52 PM
#496488
anevilmeme

This is actually a serious question?

5/12/2008 12:07:50 PM
#496496
Dane

Where did these people go to school? I know that we started learning about Charles Darwin and The Origin of Species in 7th grade; it continued on into our high school years. I went to school in Northern Florida. My question is, how do these people not understand in the slightest how evolution or natural selection works? Its not a difficult concept to grasp. I just don't get it...WTF?!?!?!

5/12/2008 12:13:18 PM
#496507
David B.

@Dane:

I don't think most of them went anywhere to school, I think they stayed at home to school instead.

5/12/2008 12:20:45 PM
#496515
werewolf

Did you look in the mirror, chimp?

5/12/2008 12:36:02 PM
#496530
Blayze Kohime

I don't even understand the thought processes behind this type of argument. When someone makes an argument like this, I wonder if I could even have a meaningful conversation with them at all or if I may as well be telling a dog.

5/12/2008 12:46:18 PM
#496531
Mr Smith

Maybe its because you never invite them?

Also, now thanks to you I now have the following song going around and around my head:

Hey, hey, were the monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But were too busy singing
To put anybody down.

Being sung by Kim Basinger of all people.

5/12/2008 12:46:24 PM
#496554
Nathan Poe

You may not have seen any monkeys, but everyone else at your family reunion reported seeing at least one jackass.

5/12/2008 1:03:50 PM
#496559
Quantum Mechanic

They shaved.

I bet you go to family reunions to pick up women.

5/12/2008 1:07:08 PM
#496572
tmr

Hey, stupid fundie asshat.

Learn something or shut up.

5/12/2008 1:15:28 PM
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