Hey stupid evolutionists,if I'm related to monkeys then how come I never see any at my family reunions?
Answer me that oh wise ones!
Darwin Was Wrong,
[5/12/2008 10:33:21 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
the individual, has no relation to Monkies.
the Human being, shares a common ancestor with them from millions of years ago.
Why is this such a hard concept for you?
5/12/2008 10:41:52 AM
Oh, I see a lot of monkeys there...
5/12/2008 10:51:57 AM
Because we are related to apes and you are related to monkeys.
Report for testing... We have a new sapient species.
5/12/2008 10:53:24 AM
It's a joke
5/12/2008 10:57:30 AM
Really? You sure?
5/12/2008 11:09:53 AM
Hey stupid fundie when was the last time you looked in a mirror?
5/12/2008 11:11:04 AM
The brain is a vestigial organ, too, you fundtard. If you don't use it, you tend to lose it...
5/12/2008 11:12:23 AM
Do you ever invite any?
5/12/2008 11:14:14 AM
This makes me want to drink bleach.
5/12/2008 11:26:43 AM
You never invited any?
5/12/2008 11:33:03 AM
5/12/2008 11:35:12 AM
Fuck headdesk. This requires a deskhead.
5/12/2008 11:40:46 AM
"Hey stupid evolutionists"
...You're an idiot!
5/12/2008 11:47:19 AM
Gotta be a joke.
5/12/2008 11:47:19 AM
looked yourself in the mirror? i'd bet you se the monkey right there
5/12/2008 12:04:18 PM
Perhaps you would if you weren't too busy hitting on your cousins.
5/12/2008 12:06:52 PM
This is actually a serious question?
5/12/2008 12:07:50 PM
Where did these people go to school? I know that we started learning about Charles Darwin and The Origin of Species in 7th grade; it continued on into our high school years. I went to school in Northern Florida. My question is, how do these people not understand in the slightest how evolution or natural selection works? Its not a difficult concept to grasp. I just don't get it...WTF?!?!?!
5/12/2008 12:13:18 PM
I don't think most of them went anywhere to school, I think they stayed at home to school instead.
5/12/2008 12:20:45 PM
Did you look in the mirror, chimp?
5/12/2008 12:36:02 PM
I don't even understand the thought processes behind this type of argument. When someone makes an argument like this, I wonder if I could even have a meaningful conversation with them at all or if I may as well be telling a dog.
5/12/2008 12:46:18 PM
Maybe its because you never invite them?
Also, now thanks to you I now have the following song going around and around my head:
Hey, hey, were the monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But were too busy singing
To put anybody down.
Being sung by Kim Basinger of all people.
5/12/2008 12:46:24 PM
You may not have seen any monkeys, but everyone else at your family reunion reported seeing at least one jackass.
5/12/2008 1:03:50 PM
I bet you go to family reunions to pick up women.
5/12/2008 1:07:08 PM
Hey, stupid fundie asshat.
Learn something or shut up.
5/12/2008 1:15:28 PM